Jerry Thomas
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Jerry Thomas
@tulsalaw.bsky.social
@bcdreyer.social

My wife reads 4 or 5 books a week. She said she had never read a worse first paragraph of a book. Have you?
February 18, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Trump will shit his pants when he sees the crowd sizes at the March 28th No Kings protest.

Oh wait. He already has.
February 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Reposted by Jerry Thomas
That auto worker was right. They are pedophile protectors.
Hey, Propaganda Barbie:

We aren’t moving on from people trafficking 10-year-old children and this administration covering it up.

Ever.
February 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I’d like for Janie Raskin & Jerrold Nadler to introduce a bill changing the official title of the leader of The Justice Department to:

Attorney General & Primary Pedophile Protector of the United States.

AG/PPP
February 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Within 10 years the name Trump will be met with the same revulsion as the name Epstein is today.

Hate to brag, but I got a head start on the rest of you.
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Reposted by Jerry Thomas
Where are all the Qanon Pizzagate people when there is an actual pedophile ring to investigate?
Bring back firing squads for anyone involved.

Don’t care who.
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
THAT’S what had MAGA parties in a bind?

I never want to hear then use the term snowflake ever again.
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Vote for Democrats.

They won’t require you to watch the Melania documentary.
February 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I see what you did there!
Watching the Olympic Games parade of athletes. I like Switzerland’s uniforms… and their flags a big plus.
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Republican midterm prospects: Senators and Representatives have been digging such a deep hole, they’re now amazed there is no way out of it.

For many, their days are numbered.
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Wonder how long until we start seeing obituaries with the following.

The deceased did not appear in the Epstein files.
February 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Marked safe for not being in the Epstein files.
a sign with a blue flag and the words marked safe
ALT: a sign with a blue flag and the words marked safe
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Think I’ll update my résumé to include the following:

Not mentioned in the Epstein files.
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
College and university researchers today.
February 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Getting a different president won’t change things immediately. We have to be ready to go the distance with these knuckleheads.
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Just wondering . . . has Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ name come up yet in the Epstein files?

Or her Dad’s name?
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
February 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I’m pleased to announce that Donald Trump will not be the recipient of the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.
January 31, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Isn’t it Ted-Cruz-heads-to-Cancun weather down in Texas?

Big storm coming. Hope they’re ready.

I’ll predict that everyone across the South will be a Socialist next week once the storm hits.
January 24, 2026 at 12:53 AM
If, according to Trump-world logic, the U.S. can “take Greenland”, why couldn’t China take Taiwan?
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Who is worried that Trump will send the Alaska National Guard to Greenland instead of Minneapolis?

Didn’t he send some of our B2 bombers the wrong direction when he had Iranian nuclear facilities bombed?

Oh. Don’t send them to Minneapolis either.
January 21, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I stand with Greenland!

Leave those people alone.
January 20, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Does anyone find the John Hamm commercial about the Olympic hockey team hoping for “Canadian tears” a bit offensive?
January 19, 2026 at 5:37 AM
If you’re looking to buy something from Italy you had better buy it this week.

Once the Italians start booing the Americans during their entrance at the opening ceremony you know Trump will respond with higher tariffs.

Please keep all ketchup bottles and nuclear weapons far away from him.
January 19, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I’ve been thinking about Martin Luther King day. With the idiot running the country, is this the last year the holiday will be recognized?
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 AM