We’re watching a movie in class rn, and the subtitles just said (people snickering). Except, instead of “ck,” it had “gg.” I don’t feel like the subtitles has the pass, so i think they’re just racist.

There’s this couple that sits at my table in one of my classes. Now, they seem happy, good for them, but holy shit get a god damn room. Those two can’t go a second without the girl looking like she wants to rip off the guy’s clothes. Seriously they’re laying in each other’s arms the whole damn class

I have beef with the term “OC.” Like, obviously, it’s your creation, call it whatever you want, but literally any fictional character is someone’s oc. Just call them your character.

You never release how loud you can scream inside your head until you get asked out when you wholeheartedly thought be alone for at least another five years.

If you were wondering, it was neither screams of pure terror, nor pure excitement. It was just screaming.

Can the damn voice of anxiety just shut the fuck up for one fucking second like holy shit I literally can’t say ‘hi’ to a single person without it telling me that person hates me and wants me to die in a boiling pot because I dare talk to them. LIKE SHUT THE FUCKITY FUCK UP I FUCKING HATE YOU BITCH.

Totally random, but I fucking hate kissing sound effects in tv shows. I don’t know what it is. They make me irrationally mad. I have never actually smooched a person before, but I know for a damn fact that it does not sound like that. Foley artists, do better.

Dear Mr @jamesgunn.bsky.social, just wanna say, super excited for Superman, but there’s something important I’ve been wondering about the new dc universe: when’s the Kite-Man solo movie? Please, I just love Kite-Man, I would even be happy with a cameo, please just give me Kite-Man. Hell yeah?

Me if I ever got a date with a girl:
No, you don’t understand, urinals SOUND like such a nice thing, but really, they’re just a test of society’s unspoken rules. The only thing stopping you from starring another dude’s dick is the brief mutual agreement that you both will only stare forward.

Lilo & Stitch is my favorite movie of all time. I have loved it since I was a toddler. So, when I tell you I want to smash the head of whoever A) made Jumba & Pleakey’s disguises look human, and B) made Pleakey’s disguse a dude, through a window and then rub their face in the shards, I mean it.

Gilbert Godfrey voiced a parrot and god in the same lifetime, and I find that very funny.

Ok, I like movies and all, I do, can we all agree that’s it’s insane the amount of money that goes into them? Like, I just watched a video essay where someone said a film had “a very modest budget of a million dollars.” Like that’s crazy. And the flash being 200 mil is also unreal.

When I was in little league, I would never pay attention to the game because I thought the overseers of the world wanted me to be a secret agent and were sending me my missions via images in the clouds. I am very surprised it took the parents two decades to find out that little shit was autistic.

Do most people get words or phrases stuck in their head and just repeat them over and over again for no reason? Because I sure do. The ones I’ve had for the last week have been “if I jump” and “piss in a cup.”

If Stephen hawking was still alive, I feel like any time his name was brought up it would be immediately followed by a hawk tuah joke.

I REALLY wanna sign up for a talent show, start playing tequila by the champs, just stand there for most of the song, and when my moment finally comes, mess up and say whiskey, then get really fake mad at myself. I have wanted to do this for years. One day I will have my chance.

I hate people who think cartoons are just for kids. Like what if I stab you? What are you gonna think then?

My Boyfriend. Do not steal.

Finally, I have a place to say all my stupid random thoughts. *ahem* So, we know Christianity exists in the cars universe because we’ve seen the pope; so, that begs the question, what kind of vehicle was car Jesus? Was he a carriage? A horse? A wheel barrow? This needs to be answered.