Heiligabend.

Meine Mutter: Kai deine Haare sind so lang, Jesus war da nix dagegen.

Freund von Cousine: Der arme Jesus, an seinem Geburtstag wird er gedisst.

Die Kanzlerkandidat*innen im Überblick:

Merz:
Wir schenken Reichen Geld, hassen arme Menschen und kopieren Nationalsozialisten.

Scholz:
Ich hab's vergessen und Schiss vor einem Triell.

Weidel:
Sieg heile Welt!

Habeck:
Wir kennen die Probleme,haben Lösungen, aber keiner will sie hören.

Läufts schlecht: Habeck schuld.

Läufts gut: Liegt nicht an Habeck.

🏓

Mastery #9
Steam Mastery #7

Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
(store.steampowered.com/app/240720/G...)

Always played it during Zoom Classes.

Mastery #8
Steam Mastery #6

Game Dev Story
(store.steampowered.com/app/1847240/...)

This one is really nostalgic for me because I used to play it on my phone when I was in 6th grade.

Mastery #7
Steam Mastery #5

SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake
(store.steampowered.com/app/1282150/...)

Really easy platformer game. Always played it after uni on my Steam Deck in bed.

Mastery #6
Steam Mastery #4

Changed
(store.steampowered.com/app/814540/C...)

God wanted me to play this game instead of studying for my finals. I really like the story, would be a great anime. Game is annoyingly hard sometimes.

Mastery #5
Steam Mastery #3

Donut County
(store.steampowered.com/app/702670/D...)

Short fun puzzle game with a good sense of humor!

Mastery #4
Steam Mastery #2

There is no game: Jam Edition 2015
(store.steampowered.com/app/1241700/...)

Fun little puzzle game, which is no game at all!

Mastery #3
Steam Mastery #1

8-Bit Bayonetta (No Link available)

I don't quite remember why I have this game tho. :d

Mastery #2
RetroAchievements Mastery #2

CTGP: Nitro (retroachievements.org/game/17844)

Definitely one of the best Custom Track sets I've played so far!

Mastery #1
RetroAchievements Mastery #1

Mario Kart DS (retroachievements.org/game/12711)

Took me on a nostalgic trip back to my childhood. Had a lot of Fun mastering it on the Steam Deck while being on the train. Battle Mode Trophies were pain tho!

Yeeeeees – Auswärtssieg eingepackt! 🎒🔥

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