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Sloptimus Crime
@tsunderetaker.com
· Oct 17
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BRING BACK HIGH IMPACT HALO. BRING IT BACK NOW
October 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
BRING BACK HIGH IMPACT HALO. BRING IT BACK NOW
> Buy Olaplex product since I hear it's good
> Get put into a class action lawsuit because said product can make your hair fall out
> Wait a few years for lawsuit finish and payout
> Get a $5 voucher for said product
Very cool
> Get put into a class action lawsuit because said product can make your hair fall out
> Wait a few years for lawsuit finish and payout
> Get a $5 voucher for said product
Very cool
October 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
> Buy Olaplex product since I hear it's good
> Get put into a class action lawsuit because said product can make your hair fall out
> Wait a few years for lawsuit finish and payout
> Get a $5 voucher for said product
Very cool
> Get put into a class action lawsuit because said product can make your hair fall out
> Wait a few years for lawsuit finish and payout
> Get a $5 voucher for said product
Very cool
ICE should go after HR and recruiters. What even is the point?
October 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
ICE should go after HR and recruiters. What even is the point?
Inventing an AI powered pregnancy test
August 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Inventing an AI powered pregnancy test
Reposted by Sloptimus Crime
Wish I was a nepo baby
March 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Wish I was a nepo baby
I should be a gangstalker
June 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I should be a gangstalker
Expedition 33 got me in a chokehold. A loving, sexual chokehold.
May 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Expedition 33 got me in a chokehold. A loving, sexual chokehold.
100 men vs THE MINOTAUR
April 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
100 men vs THE MINOTAUR
My Oblivion character. A high elf addicted to plastic surgery because she is horrified of getting old.
April 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My Oblivion character. A high elf addicted to plastic surgery because she is horrified of getting old.
I love the "shot in the pussy by a laser" fetish
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I love the "shot in the pussy by a laser" fetish
I can admit that America got it right with saying the national animal is the bald eagle. Cool ass bird.
April 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I can admit that America got it right with saying the national animal is the bald eagle. Cool ass bird.
God, Samus is so cool
March 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
God, Samus is so cool
Did anyone hear what happened to Gohan?
March 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Did anyone hear what happened to Gohan?
Severance season 2 is 10/10
Putting myself into a coma until season 3
Putting myself into a coma until season 3
March 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Severance season 2 is 10/10
Putting myself into a coma until season 3
Putting myself into a coma until season 3
Wish I was a nepo baby
March 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Wish I was a nepo baby
A private military company would change me
March 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
A private military company would change me
Me on Majima's ship: Fertilize me, captain!
Only gamers will get this reference
Only gamers will get this reference
March 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Me on Majima's ship: Fertilize me, captain!
Only gamers will get this reference
Only gamers will get this reference
Fuck you Mr. Milchick
February 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Fuck you Mr. Milchick
My boyfriend and I are obsessed with teddy bear Instagram accounts. They're so sweet and wonderful.
February 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My boyfriend and I are obsessed with teddy bear Instagram accounts. They're so sweet and wonderful.
Dragon Ball Daima is really the better GT
February 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Dragon Ball Daima is really the better GT
Almost caught up with Severance. Holy shit
January 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Almost caught up with Severance. Holy shit