@tsunamazona.bsky.social
Summary of parenting a six year old in 2025, "Wait, what's a bush wee? No, your birthday party theme can't be 6-7. When did you learn to speak Korean?"
#parenting #funny #kids
#parenting #funny #kids
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Summary of parenting a six year old in 2025, "Wait, what's a bush wee? No, your birthday party theme can't be 6-7. When did you learn to speak Korean?"
#parenting #funny #kids
#parenting #funny #kids
You know things are kinda bad when getting insurance to pay for a mammogram is the huge win you needed this week. Also... Am I so old, why was mammo waiting room music what I heard in highschool? #gettingold #womanproblems #funny #moms
September 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You know things are kinda bad when getting insurance to pay for a mammogram is the huge win you needed this week. Also... Am I so old, why was mammo waiting room music what I heard in highschool? #gettingold #womanproblems #funny #moms
While you spend hours reading job qualification requirements and deciding if you're qualified, remember, there is probably a mediocre white man with a business degree applying for a job as a rocket scientist because bros totally got this. #funny #men #confidence
May 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
While you spend hours reading job qualification requirements and deciding if you're qualified, remember, there is probably a mediocre white man with a business degree applying for a job as a rocket scientist because bros totally got this. #funny #men #confidence
My half Mexican child referred to a tortilla as "quesadilla bread" today. #spanishclassstartstomorrow #nosabokids #funny #kids #parenting
May 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My half Mexican child referred to a tortilla as "quesadilla bread" today. #spanishclassstartstomorrow #nosabokids #funny #kids #parenting
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you aren't failing, the capitalist system is failing. #capitalism #politics #sortafunny
May 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you aren't failing, the capitalist system is failing. #capitalism #politics #sortafunny
I've never seen a more defeated face than the face of the poor boy at the grocery store at the beginning of thanksgiving season tasked with handing out samples of... Salad. #forthewin #sorrybuddy #funny #choicesweremade #groce
May 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I've never seen a more defeated face than the face of the poor boy at the grocery store at the beginning of thanksgiving season tasked with handing out samples of... Salad. #forthewin #sorrybuddy #funny #choicesweremade #groce
I burned my toast this morning 😭 at least now it matches the rest of the world burning around me. #breakfast #2024 #watchitburn #iguess #funny #politics
May 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I burned my toast this morning 😭 at least now it matches the rest of the world burning around me. #breakfast #2024 #watchitburn #iguess #funny #politics
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed, no, actually, I'm also mad. #2024 #rip #postindustrialhellscape
May 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed, no, actually, I'm also mad. #2024 #rip #postindustrialhellscape
Spend hours cleaning your house so your dog has a blank canvas to puke all over. #funny #DOGS #pets #singlemom
May 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Spend hours cleaning your house so your dog has a blank canvas to puke all over. #funny #DOGS #pets #singlemom
Overheard on a university campus:
Girl 1: ooo! Anthropology! I love that store! Girl 2: no, I think that's something you study. 1: ohhh, what is it? 2: I think it's like something to do with stars. 🤦 #kidsthesedays #funny #anthropology #wrong
Girl 1: ooo! Anthropology! I love that store! Girl 2: no, I think that's something you study. 1: ohhh, what is it? 2: I think it's like something to do with stars. 🤦 #kidsthesedays #funny #anthropology #wrong
May 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Overheard on a university campus:
Girl 1: ooo! Anthropology! I love that store! Girl 2: no, I think that's something you study. 1: ohhh, what is it? 2: I think it's like something to do with stars. 🤦 #kidsthesedays #funny #anthropology #wrong
Girl 1: ooo! Anthropology! I love that store! Girl 2: no, I think that's something you study. 1: ohhh, what is it? 2: I think it's like something to do with stars. 🤦 #kidsthesedays #funny #anthropology #wrong
Today my child, 5, saw a picture of Scooby Doo and proceeded to refer to him as "Snoop Dog" for the rest of the day. I did not correct her.
@SnoopDogg
#kids #funnykids #mom #singlemomlife
@SnoopDogg
#kids #funnykids #mom #singlemomlife
May 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Today my child, 5, saw a picture of Scooby Doo and proceeded to refer to him as "Snoop Dog" for the rest of the day. I did not correct her.
@SnoopDogg
#kids #funnykids #mom #singlemomlife
@SnoopDogg
#kids #funnykids #mom #singlemomlife
No officer, I haven't been drinking, just handing snacks, toys, baby wipes, and bandaids back to my child every 30 seconds, actually... I wouldn't mind stepping out of the vehicle. #parenting #funny #comedy #momlife #singlemoms
May 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
No officer, I haven't been drinking, just handing snacks, toys, baby wipes, and bandaids back to my child every 30 seconds, actually... I wouldn't mind stepping out of the vehicle. #parenting #funny #comedy #momlife #singlemoms
I have reached peak parenting... Realized there was no tp in the bathroom and my child, 5, was tall enough to get some out and bring it to me. Achievement unlocked! #parenting #funny #momlife #singleparent
May 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I have reached peak parenting... Realized there was no tp in the bathroom and my child, 5, was tall enough to get some out and bring it to me. Achievement unlocked! #parenting #funny #momlife #singleparent
Just staring at a closet containing more clothes than any human person should own in order to choose one of the three items I always wear... #firstworldproblems #funny #womenswear #funnywomen #fashion
May 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just staring at a closet containing more clothes than any human person should own in order to choose one of the three items I always wear... #firstworldproblems #funny #womenswear #funnywomen #fashion
Why, when I Google any health issue, the answer is manage stress and anxiety? 😭 It can't just be like eat a carrot, it's always solve your most core life issues... Perfect, will do! #anxiety #HealthyHabits #funny
May 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Why, when I Google any health issue, the answer is manage stress and anxiety? 😭 It can't just be like eat a carrot, it's always solve your most core life issues... Perfect, will do! #anxiety #HealthyHabits #funny
There are doors regularly flying off airplanes, but I know! Let's limit the agencies that actually have a tiny amount of power to protect us. RIP #chevrondoctrine . Screaming as we decend even further into our post decaying capitalist hellscape... #news
May 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
There are doors regularly flying off airplanes, but I know! Let's limit the agencies that actually have a tiny amount of power to protect us. RIP #chevrondoctrine . Screaming as we decend even further into our post decaying capitalist hellscape... #news
My dad has dementia and is totally unaware of current events, the other day he comes to me, very concerned "the weather is so weird, it seems different, it's almost like... Like the climate is... changing." My dad invented climate change. 😂 #climatechange #dementia #funny
May 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My dad has dementia and is totally unaware of current events, the other day he comes to me, very concerned "the weather is so weird, it seems different, it's almost like... Like the climate is... changing." My dad invented climate change. 😂 #climatechange #dementia #funny
My five year old came out of the kitchen and said "mama, I might have made a little bit of bad choices..."
I'm not looking in there, everyone get ready we're going out for dinner.
#parenting #kids #funny #singlemom #mom
I'm not looking in there, everyone get ready we're going out for dinner.
#parenting #kids #funny #singlemom #mom
May 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My five year old came out of the kitchen and said "mama, I might have made a little bit of bad choices..."
I'm not looking in there, everyone get ready we're going out for dinner.
#parenting #kids #funny #singlemom #mom
I'm not looking in there, everyone get ready we're going out for dinner.
#parenting #kids #funny #singlemom #mom
I have a guilty pleasure of getting on my daughter's toca world after she goes to bed and reorganizing her houses... Instead of, you know, actually cleaning our real house. #Moms #momlife #parenting #funny
May 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I have a guilty pleasure of getting on my daughter's toca world after she goes to bed and reorganizing her houses... Instead of, you know, actually cleaning our real house. #Moms #momlife #parenting #funny
My 5 year old is currently melting down because I didn't take her to the Eiffel tower with me... 17 years before she was born. #parenting #kids #funny #singlemom
May 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My 5 year old is currently melting down because I didn't take her to the Eiffel tower with me... 17 years before she was born. #parenting #kids #funny #singlemom
"Mama, why is there so much candy on my Easter basket?"
"I don't know, that seems like what goes in an Easter basket"
"Oh ya, because that's what Easter is all about, candy!"
I is best parent 😂 #kids #parenting #funny
"I don't know, that seems like what goes in an Easter basket"
"Oh ya, because that's what Easter is all about, candy!"
I is best parent 😂 #kids #parenting #funny
May 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"Mama, why is there so much candy on my Easter basket?"
"I don't know, that seems like what goes in an Easter basket"
"Oh ya, because that's what Easter is all about, candy!"
I is best parent 😂 #kids #parenting #funny
"I don't know, that seems like what goes in an Easter basket"
"Oh ya, because that's what Easter is all about, candy!"
I is best parent 😂 #kids #parenting #funny
When my boyfriend and I have a political disagreement we've decided that
@iamjohnoliver
is the paragon of correctness... Arguments solved 😂 #politics #relationshipgoals #advic
@iamjohnoliver
is the paragon of correctness... Arguments solved 😂 #politics #relationshipgoals #advic
May 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
When my boyfriend and I have a political disagreement we've decided that
@iamjohnoliver
is the paragon of correctness... Arguments solved 😂 #politics #relationshipgoals #advic
@iamjohnoliver
is the paragon of correctness... Arguments solved 😂 #politics #relationshipgoals #advic
My 4yo in the bathroom: "mama, I need my privacy!"
Also my 4yo in the bathroom: "mama are you done yet, mama, I want you, mama!" I tried to reason with her, but as it turns out it does NOT go both ways for... Reasons. #parenting #funny #kids
Also my 4yo in the bathroom: "mama are you done yet, mama, I want you, mama!" I tried to reason with her, but as it turns out it does NOT go both ways for... Reasons. #parenting #funny #kids
May 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My 4yo in the bathroom: "mama, I need my privacy!"
Also my 4yo in the bathroom: "mama are you done yet, mama, I want you, mama!" I tried to reason with her, but as it turns out it does NOT go both ways for... Reasons. #parenting #funny #kids
Also my 4yo in the bathroom: "mama are you done yet, mama, I want you, mama!" I tried to reason with her, but as it turns out it does NOT go both ways for... Reasons. #parenting #funny #kids
If a school teacher has an onlyfans, don't fire them, fire the school board and law makers that under pay them. #teachers #education
May 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If a school teacher has an onlyfans, don't fire them, fire the school board and law makers that under pay them. #teachers #education