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Shorty
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This is me, is that you?
Yes mate all good, quiet Christmas new years, what about Urself? Any craic?
January 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Mind the gap 😎🇮🇪🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍾
January 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Apparently Them’uns in East Belfast got angry when they heard the “Coke Truck” was coming but a Coca-Cola Truck arrived instead 🤨
December 3, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I’m sure wee Jeffrey, will enjoy ‘opening’ up those boxes 🤐🤫
December 1, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I hope it wasn’t too expensive, she’s built like the last discounted Turkey at Sainsbury’s
November 27, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Probably bullshit but still funny..,,
November 20, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I prefer the magic ones….🤩🍄‍🟫
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November 20, 2024 at 11:01 PM
😂🤣😂🙈 ffs lad sober up 😂🤦🏼‍♂️
November 19, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Yeah I don’t think Paul Mescal or Denzel Washington, gave a fuck wether Charles was there or not 🤷🏼‍♂️😂🤦🏼‍♂️
November 19, 2024 at 11:13 AM
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Paul Mescal deals well with being asked how it felt meeting King Sausage Fingers at the Gladiator 2 Premiere.

"I'm Irish, so it's not on the list of priorities."

😂
November 19, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Kate playing "Come Out, Ye Black and Tans" she's apparently gonna perform with The Wolfe Tones at Windsor Castle on Christmas Day 😎🎹🇮🇪✊🏻
November 17, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Wocky talks a good fight 🥴🥊
November 14, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Is it just me or is Robin Swann, getting smaller? 🤔
November 14, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Fuck the King! Well done Denzel! 😎🇮🇪👏🏻
November 14, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Just when you think Them’uns couldn’t possibly get any worse, they go and prove you wrong, embarrassing 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️
November 14, 2024 at 4:34 PM
😂🤣😂 Chelski bought most of their trophies ffs, stop taken drugs or at least share with the rest of us 🤷🏼‍♂️😂🤦🏼‍♂️
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November 14, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Thanks T, it looks like everyone is abandoning ship from Twitter/X 😂🤙🏻
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November 14, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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I hope Mike Tyson knocks Jake Paul out in one punch.
November 13, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Yeah I hope he knocks him out too, it’s getting out of hand Jake Paul actually thinks he’s a real boxer yet he’s only fought a few retired MMA fighters and paid them to take a dive, I hope it’s old school Mike that we used to sit up all night only for him to knock them out in less than a minute 🥴🥊
November 14, 2024 at 3:33 AM
They should make text unlimited, be able to edit posts asif all members are blue ticked without the extra monthly charge, I guarantee Twitter would be a ghost town, everyone would run to here I don’t mind even paying a 1 time 99p charge or whatever so the developers get paid but fuck paying monthly
November 14, 2024 at 1:46 AM
I’ve only joined and not fully used to it yet, but so far I’ve seen more Celts on here than Gers, is there anyway we can petition to change the name to GreenSky ? 🤷🏼‍♂️🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤙🏻
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November 14, 2024 at 1:32 AM
November 14, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I haven’t been followed by this many people in such short space of time since I tried to steal a bottle Buckfast in the offies years ago 🫣
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November 13, 2024 at 11:35 PM