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Shane May
@tshanem.bsky.social
Husband, dad, peds nurse, punk, and burgeoning whiskey connoisseur. I live in a constant state of wanderlust, play loud music, and consistently manage to drink exactly the right amount of coffee. Opinions expressed are my own.
The NBA is back and I could not be more thrilled!
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Fuck. Yes. O. K. C!!
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
We collect these mugs while on our travels and I think they make such good souvenirs. Currently wishing we were back in Spain.
April 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Didn’t realize how much I’ve missed Braves baseball until I was finally able to catch a game tonight. God, I love this team.
April 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Senior Prom pics!
April 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Where might one procure a Cory Booker jersey?
April 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
CO-RY! CO-RY!! CO-RY!!!
April 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Donald Trump and Elon Musk think this country belongs to them. They're taking everything they can get their hands on & daring the world to stop them. On April 5th, we're taking to the streets nationwide to say: Hands Off! #HandsOff #April5

Railroad Park. Birmingham, AL. 12-3 pm.
April 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’m on a boat on the Seine in Paris and I’ve had Jesus Juice. Let’s do this.
March 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s amazing that vegan animal crackers exist.
March 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Y’all, I just learned there was once a Burger King in Helsinki, Finland that had a sauna in it and WHAT THE FUCK.
March 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hey, current peds RN and former Christian pastor here! Quick note that this stuff on the actual CDC website (for medical providers, no less) is complete bullshit and that the Christian Nationalists promoting it are neither scientists, Christians, nor representatives of true Jesus-following faith!
March 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Furious at what Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum did to Zelenskyy today. Embarrassed, ashamed…I have no words except for the four-letter variety. I just can’t.
February 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
What is keeping people from just printing stuff anyway? Waiting for someone with the stones to print a giant FU to Bezos in his own paper. Make him shut you down.
February 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Mood.
February 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Going on a long trip next month and need some recs for games to play on Switch to pass the travel time. Any suggestions?
February 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
February 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Fun fact: Nazis were Christian Nationalists too.
February 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I might have to start drinking Canadian Whiskey until it gets pulled off our shelves in Alabama. Anybody know of any blue state whiskeys we could get instead?
I stopped by the liquor store to say farewell to the massive selection of Kentucky bourbon on the shelves.
We are the number one export market for Kentucky spirits. On Tuesday, all American booze is being pulled off the shelves.
We will drink Canadian whiskey.
True. North. Strong. Free of bourbon.
February 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Who else is rooting for Canada and Mexico? I sure am.
February 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hey, Canadian friends! Resident of the Deep South, USA here. Love what BC is doing with liquor sales and just want you to know there are loads of us down here cheering you on. Please know we aren’t all assholes. Looking forward to a time when we can be cool with each other again.
February 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I was blessed enough to have had phenomenal history teachers in college who taught this, one of whom put the following question on a test: “What was the primary reason southern states seceded? A) Slavery. B) Slavery. C) Slavery. D) Slavery.” Note: I went to junior college in Alabama, then U of A.
Every year on February 1st when I start my little thread, I run across at least a few fully educated white folk in the US, that have never even heard of the "Declaration of Causes for Seceding states."

By "fully educated," I mean "straight-A high student, then top university, then grad school."
mekka okereke :verified: (@mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io)
I don't want to talk about Black history yet. I want to talk about why if you grew up in the North or West, your high school history book likely talked about the "Articles of Secession," but if you ...
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February 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Wrigley has had enough of this week.
February 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM