TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG
@trustyourpilot.bsky.social
Prestige 2 Pokemon TCG Live YouTuber and Twitch streamer.
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Every other Trading Card Game:
"You drew 3 cards?! That's nuts!"
The Pokemon Trading Card Game:
"You only drew half your deck on Turn 1? What a loser!"
"You drew 3 cards?! That's nuts!"
The Pokemon Trading Card Game:
"You only drew half your deck on Turn 1? What a loser!"
January 18, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Every other Trading Card Game:
"You drew 3 cards?! That's nuts!"
The Pokemon Trading Card Game:
"You only drew half your deck on Turn 1? What a loser!"
"You drew 3 cards?! That's nuts!"
The Pokemon Trading Card Game:
"You only drew half your deck on Turn 1? What a loser!"
When does the head stop and the face begin?
January 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
When does the head stop and the face begin?
In a world full of anti-vaxxers and flat-earthers, I’m surprised there aren’t more pee-is-stored-in-the-ballers.
January 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
In a world full of anti-vaxxers and flat-earthers, I’m surprised there aren’t more pee-is-stored-in-the-ballers.
I’m really glad the villain in that Marvel movie had the same powers as the hero.
#ThingsNoOneHasEverSaid
#ThingsNoOneHasEverSaid
January 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I’m really glad the villain in that Marvel movie had the same powers as the hero.
#ThingsNoOneHasEverSaid
#ThingsNoOneHasEverSaid
If your last name is Tickles, don't name your daughter Tess.
January 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
If your last name is Tickles, don't name your daughter Tess.
I wish the Saturday Night Live audience clapped longer when someone unexpected shows up.
#ThingsNoOneHasEverSaid
#ThingsNoOneHasEverSaid
January 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I wish the Saturday Night Live audience clapped longer when someone unexpected shows up.
#ThingsNoOneHasEverSaid
#ThingsNoOneHasEverSaid
If your girlfriend’s name is Bella, be careful calling her name near a dog park.
January 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
If your girlfriend’s name is Bella, be careful calling her name near a dog park.
In the Pokemon world, a Mukbang has a whole different meaning.
January 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
In the Pokemon world, a Mukbang has a whole different meaning.
All I want from the Harry Potter HBO TV show is an 8th season where they finish their last year of school, rebuild Hogwarts, and Harry trains to be an Auror by tracking down the remaining Death Eaters.
January 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
All I want from the Harry Potter HBO TV show is an 8th season where they finish their last year of school, rebuild Hogwarts, and Harry trains to be an Auror by tracking down the remaining Death Eaters.
She's a 10 but she deleted Thunderbolt to make room for Thunder.
January 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
She's a 10 but she deleted Thunderbolt to make room for Thunder.
If you're being paid minimum wage, remember:
Your boss would give you less if it wasn't illegal.
Your boss would give you less if it wasn't illegal.
January 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
If you're being paid minimum wage, remember:
Your boss would give you less if it wasn't illegal.
Your boss would give you less if it wasn't illegal.
If all your exes are crazy, remember:
The one thing they have in common is you.
The one thing they have in common is you.
January 18, 2026 at 5:32 PM
If all your exes are crazy, remember:
The one thing they have in common is you.
The one thing they have in common is you.
It’s 2026.
We can put a man on the moon but we can’t stop a baseball game from getting rained out.
We can put a man on the moon but we can’t stop a baseball game from getting rained out.
January 18, 2026 at 5:32 PM
It’s 2026.
We can put a man on the moon but we can’t stop a baseball game from getting rained out.
We can put a man on the moon but we can’t stop a baseball game from getting rained out.
Normal People:
Get married because they love each other.
YouTubers:
Get married so they can create a 10-part series on getting married.
Get married because they love each other.
YouTubers:
Get married so they can create a 10-part series on getting married.
January 18, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Normal People:
Get married because they love each other.
YouTubers:
Get married so they can create a 10-part series on getting married.
Get married because they love each other.
YouTubers:
Get married so they can create a 10-part series on getting married.
There’s a Pokemon with two cannons on its back.
There’s a Pokemon called Toucannon.
They are not the same Pokemon.
There’s a Pokemon called Toucannon.
They are not the same Pokemon.
January 18, 2026 at 5:20 PM
There’s a Pokemon with two cannons on its back.
There’s a Pokemon called Toucannon.
They are not the same Pokemon.
There’s a Pokemon called Toucannon.
They are not the same Pokemon.
Is he a good listener?
Or does he not have anything interesting to say?
Or does he not have anything interesting to say?
January 18, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Is he a good listener?
Or does he not have anything interesting to say?
Or does he not have anything interesting to say?
Everyone has a voice.
Too bad it’s how many people are listening that matters.
Too bad it’s how many people are listening that matters.
January 18, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Everyone has a voice.
Too bad it’s how many people are listening that matters.
Too bad it’s how many people are listening that matters.
What's a former nun's favorite Linkin Park song?
Breaking the Habit.
Breaking the Habit.
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
What's a former nun's favorite Linkin Park song?
Breaking the Habit.
Breaking the Habit.
There’s a tennis player with the last name Tsitsipas.
I’m no expert on dyslexia, but I have to imagine there’s someone out there who thinks it’s pronounced ‘Titty Pasta’.
I’m no expert on dyslexia, but I have to imagine there’s someone out there who thinks it’s pronounced ‘Titty Pasta’.
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
There’s a tennis player with the last name Tsitsipas.
I’m no expert on dyslexia, but I have to imagine there’s someone out there who thinks it’s pronounced ‘Titty Pasta’.
I’m no expert on dyslexia, but I have to imagine there’s someone out there who thinks it’s pronounced ‘Titty Pasta’.
Win America’s Got Talent, get $1 million.
Judge America’s Got Talent, get $20 million.
Fame > Talent
Judge America’s Got Talent, get $20 million.
Fame > Talent
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Win America’s Got Talent, get $1 million.
Judge America’s Got Talent, get $20 million.
Fame > Talent
Judge America’s Got Talent, get $20 million.
Fame > Talent
Remember: They don’t make movies about the pilots who avoid the birds.
Be the pilot who hits the birds.
Be the pilot who hits the birds.
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Remember: They don’t make movies about the pilots who avoid the birds.
Be the pilot who hits the birds.
Be the pilot who hits the birds.
My favorite thing about Christoph Waltz as an actor is his range.
He can play a soft-spoken menacing guy
He can play a soft-spoken menacing guy
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My favorite thing about Christoph Waltz as an actor is his range.
He can play a soft-spoken menacing guy
He can play a soft-spoken menacing guy
Leafeon would’ve been the perfect name for Celebi.
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Leafeon would’ve been the perfect name for Celebi.
Night Emissions would be a great name for a band that only plays after dark.
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Night Emissions would be a great name for a band that only plays after dark.
Suns out, guns out
Skies out, thighs out
Sticks out, dicks out
Leaves out, cleaves out
Suns out, buns out
Skies out, thighs out
Sticks out, dicks out
Leaves out, cleaves out
Suns out, buns out
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Suns out, guns out
Skies out, thighs out
Sticks out, dicks out
Leaves out, cleaves out
Suns out, buns out
Skies out, thighs out
Sticks out, dicks out
Leaves out, cleaves out
Suns out, buns out