Alex Klanke
@trustedtitmouse.bsky.social
Amateur photographer, music fan, movie watcher, book reader, nature appreciator, day hiker, etc.
I wonder what percentage of my life is spent “authenticating”
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I wonder what percentage of my life is spent “authenticating”
So we wandered out of the U.P. into Wisconsin for dinner and we ordered some cheese curds but they also brought bread which I wasn’t expecting because I’m not used to places that are nice enough to bring you Assumed Bread but anyway I made a some little cheese curd sandwiches and they were delicious
October 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
So we wandered out of the U.P. into Wisconsin for dinner and we ordered some cheese curds but they also brought bread which I wasn’t expecting because I’m not used to places that are nice enough to bring you Assumed Bread but anyway I made a some little cheese curd sandwiches and they were delicious
Eating this JJ’s Unwich at my desk like Saturn devouring his son
July 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Eating this JJ’s Unwich at my desk like Saturn devouring his son
You’re not supposed to give bread to ducks but you can give me bread and no one will yell at you just saying
July 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You’re not supposed to give bread to ducks but you can give me bread and no one will yell at you just saying
Bitter, short-lived Blink-182 side project showdown:
Box Car Racer vs. +44
Which band is superior to you? I re-listened to both today and I find the comparison fascinating
Box Car Racer vs. +44
Which band is superior to you? I re-listened to both today and I find the comparison fascinating
July 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Bitter, short-lived Blink-182 side project showdown:
Box Car Racer vs. +44
Which band is superior to you? I re-listened to both today and I find the comparison fascinating
Box Car Racer vs. +44
Which band is superior to you? I re-listened to both today and I find the comparison fascinating
The sign in this restaurant bathroom says “employees must wash hands” so wanting to follow the rules I went and found an employee and said “hey I saw the sign please wash my hands” and long story short I’m really not a fan of these mixed messages
June 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The sign in this restaurant bathroom says “employees must wash hands” so wanting to follow the rules I went and found an employee and said “hey I saw the sign please wash my hands” and long story short I’m really not a fan of these mixed messages
There’s some playlists for Cloud Nothings, Drug Church, and Liquid Mike at the end if you’re understandably not in the mood to read my walls of text about albums and personal playlist theory and just want some tunes by good bands
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Hype Machine
As a disclaimer, I realize this post might come off as an unhinged self indulgent rambling mess. I’ve never once posted any writing publicly that I assumed most people would care about, so don’t th…
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June 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There’s some playlists for Cloud Nothings, Drug Church, and Liquid Mike at the end if you’re understandably not in the mood to read my walls of text about albums and personal playlist theory and just want some tunes by good bands
premiummediocrityblog.wordpress.com/2025/06/04/h...
premiummediocrityblog.wordpress.com/2025/06/04/h...
Man I’ve had my share of “I’m getting older” medical issues but I must have a few decent genes because I have friends younger than me with a head of grey hair and I could still pass for 30. I’ll be celebrating my 80th birthday and get my first wrinkle and some of you will just be skeletons
May 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Man I’ve had my share of “I’m getting older” medical issues but I must have a few decent genes because I have friends younger than me with a head of grey hair and I could still pass for 30. I’ll be celebrating my 80th birthday and get my first wrinkle and some of you will just be skeletons
Coworker: well, I’m going to head back to my office.
Me: if you can find it! I’ve hidden your office somewhere in this building!
Coworker: …is—
Me: I’LL NEVER TELL!
Me: if you can find it! I’ve hidden your office somewhere in this building!
Coworker: …is—
Me: I’LL NEVER TELL!
May 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Coworker: well, I’m going to head back to my office.
Me: if you can find it! I’ve hidden your office somewhere in this building!
Coworker: …is—
Me: I’LL NEVER TELL!
Me: if you can find it! I’ve hidden your office somewhere in this building!
Coworker: …is—
Me: I’LL NEVER TELL!
Look all I’m saying is MAYBE humans weren’t designed to sit in a small fluorescently lit cube shoveling down microwaved leftover curry listening to a loop of hold music on speakerphone with Tech Support while staring out a window at a sunlit field, that’s all
May 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Look all I’m saying is MAYBE humans weren’t designed to sit in a small fluorescently lit cube shoveling down microwaved leftover curry listening to a loop of hold music on speakerphone with Tech Support while staring out a window at a sunlit field, that’s all
Ah, February, the longest month of the year
February 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Ah, February, the longest month of the year
You ever get a box of Triscuits with better-than-average browning on the edges and think “hell yeah this is going to be a good snack”?
Look I’m clinging to the little things these days to keep me sane don’t make fun of me
Look I’m clinging to the little things these days to keep me sane don’t make fun of me
January 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You ever get a box of Triscuits with better-than-average browning on the edges and think “hell yeah this is going to be a good snack”?
Look I’m clinging to the little things these days to keep me sane don’t make fun of me
Look I’m clinging to the little things these days to keep me sane don’t make fun of me
Imagine being a scientist at Jurassic Park and coming in to work the next morning only to find it in utter chaos. I bet they were like “fucking night crew, they always leave openers with the mess”
January 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Imagine being a scientist at Jurassic Park and coming in to work the next morning only to find it in utter chaos. I bet they were like “fucking night crew, they always leave openers with the mess”
Apparently we’re looking for John McClane at the office today
January 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Apparently we’re looking for John McClane at the office today
A legal description implies the existence of an illegal description
January 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A legal description implies the existence of an illegal description
Who likes music? I know I do! Here’s 165 tracks from 165 of my favorite albums from last year.
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/45y...
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/45y...
January 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Who likes music? I know I do! Here’s 165 tracks from 165 of my favorite albums from last year.
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/45y...
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/45y...
Why is this site called “Bluesky” when it’s clearly white and gold
January 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Why is this site called “Bluesky” when it’s clearly white and gold
That horrible feeling when you realize all the food in your house is from last year
January 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
That horrible feeling when you realize all the food in your house is from last year
Getting a new year when the old one still works just fine is why none of you can save money. You don’t need to upgrade every year no matter what TikTok tells you.
January 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Getting a new year when the old one still works just fine is why none of you can save money. You don’t need to upgrade every year no matter what TikTok tells you.
Ahhhh, a new year! All of our problems from two days ago are completely erased! All crimes forgiven! All state issued ID’s deleted! All governments dissolved! Clean slate! Time to go forage or something.
January 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Ahhhh, a new year! All of our problems from two days ago are completely erased! All crimes forgiven! All state issued ID’s deleted! All governments dissolved! Clean slate! Time to go forage or something.
There’s too much hyperbole in my workplace. I keep getting emails for “outstanding requests” but they’re mediocre requests at best.
December 31, 2024 at 2:25 PM
There’s too much hyperbole in my workplace. I keep getting emails for “outstanding requests” but they’re mediocre requests at best.
I’m too sick to come up with a clever post so just think of the funniest thing you can and pretend I wrote it here
December 27, 2024 at 1:36 PM
I’m too sick to come up with a clever post so just think of the funniest thing you can and pretend I wrote it here
“Macarena is playing at Arby’s” is probably the best text message I’ll get all week, it’s truly a Christmas gift I will treasure
December 24, 2024 at 9:32 PM
“Macarena is playing at Arby’s” is probably the best text message I’ll get all week, it’s truly a Christmas gift I will treasure
A treadmill but you can increase the incline so much that you’re running upside down
December 23, 2024 at 7:33 PM
A treadmill but you can increase the incline so much that you’re running upside down