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Is Trump Dead Yet?
@trumpmortality.bsky.social
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Here to keep you informed of the health status of the orange sh1tgibbon, as we cross our collective fingers.
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Is Trump Dead Yet? @trumpmortality.bsky.social · Nov 16
I encourage all to also follow @rushhealth.bsky.social where you will be updated on the health status of the currently late, Rush Limbaugh.

You know…. JUST IN CASE
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a man in a tan shirt holds chopsticks in his hand and says " not yet "
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September 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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a bald man says not yet in a dark room
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September 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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a man sitting in front of a computer with the words sorry not yet written above him
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September 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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a man in a tan shirt holds chopsticks in his hand and says " not yet "
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September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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a man with a beard is sitting next to a sign that says " not yet "
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September 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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September 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Bloom County By Berkeley Breathed Bill The Cat Trump: My god, this is such a quality country Ronald Ann-Smith: Waddaya mean, Mr Trump? BT: My Palm Beach cottage has 118 rooms. How many rooms does your cottage have? RAS: One. But we have nine beds! Reynelda here sleeps in a soup box. BT: I have a $100 million dollar boat. Do you have a boat? RAS: When the plumbing breaks, our sofa floats! BT: I have a dream. A dream that one day I might get six points on margin for the Eiffel Tower deal… What do you dream about? RAS: Dinner BT: And imagine…in this great, quality nation, folks like you haven’t strung folks like me up by their intestines! Reynelda Doll: Yet RAS: Hush NOT YET
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September 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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