True Tales of the Illuminati
@truetalesteam.bsky.social
An audio comedy about conspiracies gone wrong! Listen to us wherever you download your podcasts. Season 3 coming soon!
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Season 3 updates!
All episodes have been recorded
Episodes 1 through 3 are fully sound designed
Episodes 4 and 5 are still being worked on!
All episodes have been recorded
Episodes 1 through 3 are fully sound designed
Episodes 4 and 5 are still being worked on!
Season 3 updates!
All episodes have been recorded
Episodes 1 through 3 are fully sound designed
Episodes 4 and 5 are still being worked on!
All episodes have been recorded
Episodes 1 through 3 are fully sound designed
Episodes 4 and 5 are still being worked on!
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Season 3 updates!
All episodes have been recorded
Episodes 1 through 3 are fully sound designed
Episodes 4 and 5 are still being worked on!
All episodes have been recorded
Episodes 1 through 3 are fully sound designed
Episodes 4 and 5 are still being worked on!
Thanks so much Killjammers! We’re huge fans of your show and the shoutout means so much to us!
WELCOME TO FAUSTINA’S FAVES - Where Faustina Fetamine shares a new audio drama she loves every #AudioDramaSunday!
Today, Faustina’s squeeing about @truetalesteam.bsky.social!
Today, Faustina’s squeeing about @truetalesteam.bsky.social!
June 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Thanks so much Killjammers! We’re huge fans of your show and the shoutout means so much to us!
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KILLJAM XXX Episode 4 - coming Wednesday, May 14th!
After her fight with Mother Hysteria, Faustina's running out of time- and blood. To save her life, she'll have to make a hard choice, if the Hyenas don't get her first.
GET XXXCITED, FETAMITES! 💙
After her fight with Mother Hysteria, Faustina's running out of time- and blood. To save her life, she'll have to make a hard choice, if the Hyenas don't get her first.
GET XXXCITED, FETAMITES! 💙
May 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Welcome to Faustina’s Faves - Where we shout out an audio drama Faustina loves every #AudioDramaSunday!
This week, At The Bottom Of The Garden by Aidan Moss!
These fairies are gonna FUCK! YOU! UP! 😜
This week, At The Bottom Of The Garden by Aidan Moss!
These fairies are gonna FUCK! YOU! UP! 😜
May 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Welcome to Faustina’s Faves - Where we shout out an audio drama Faustina loves every #AudioDramaSunday!
This week, At The Bottom Of The Garden by Aidan Moss!
These fairies are gonna FUCK! YOU! UP! 😜
This week, At The Bottom Of The Garden by Aidan Moss!
These fairies are gonna FUCK! YOU! UP! 😜
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Happy #audiodramasunday! There are so many great audio dramas out there that we want to connect with, and we're sure many, many more we don't know yet. So if you're making an AD, please comment on this post and tell us about your show!
May 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Happy #audiodramasunday! There are so many great audio dramas out there that we want to connect with, and we're sure many, many more we don't know yet. So if you're making an AD, please comment on this post and tell us about your show!
Happy #audiodramasunday! If you aren't onboard the KILLJAM XXX train yet, you've got time to catch up with the first episode of this blood and guts-filled wild ride. And you should! It's fast, funny, and packed with character, you'll freaking love it.
KILLJAM XXX Episode 2 - coming Wednesday, April 30!
Faustina Fetamine just can’t catch a break - Meet new allies, new enemies, and discover the sinister plot to take the KILLJAM Queen down for good!
And you thought the first episode was wild… The best is yet to come, baby! 🩵
GET XXXCITED!
Faustina Fetamine just can’t catch a break - Meet new allies, new enemies, and discover the sinister plot to take the KILLJAM Queen down for good!
And you thought the first episode was wild… The best is yet to come, baby! 🩵
GET XXXCITED!
April 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Happy #audiodramasunday! If you aren't onboard the KILLJAM XXX train yet, you've got time to catch up with the first episode of this blood and guts-filled wild ride. And you should! It's fast, funny, and packed with character, you'll freaking love it.
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One of the CREEPS from GUTTER ep III
December 21, 2024 at 6:48 PM
One of the CREEPS from GUTTER ep III
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MELT YOUR MIND.
SHAKE YOUR BONES.
CHOMP YOUR TEETH.
LISTEN TO YOUR GUTTER.
(podcast)
SHAKE YOUR BONES.
CHOMP YOUR TEETH.
LISTEN TO YOUR GUTTER.
(podcast)
December 23, 2024 at 12:21 AM
MELT YOUR MIND.
SHAKE YOUR BONES.
CHOMP YOUR TEETH.
LISTEN TO YOUR GUTTER.
(podcast)
SHAKE YOUR BONES.
CHOMP YOUR TEETH.
LISTEN TO YOUR GUTTER.
(podcast)
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GUTTER episode 3 just dropped! And with that, our first arc comes to a close... Get ready for another BANGer 🎇💀
Gutter.show/listen
Gutter.show/listen
GUTTER
Listen to GUTTER on RedCircle
Gutter.show
December 19, 2024 at 2:16 PM
GUTTER episode 3 just dropped! And with that, our first arc comes to a close... Get ready for another BANGer 🎇💀
Gutter.show/listen
Gutter.show/listen
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GUTTER mentioned in best of 2024 list 😳🥰👹!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 13, 2024 at 11:51 PM
GUTTER mentioned in best of 2024 list 😳🥰👹!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We just dropped the first episode of @thatguttershow.bsky.social in our feed. This AP is truly fantastic, folks, and if you're craving more once you're done, guess WHAT there is a whole second episode up on their feed RIGHT NOW!!! What are you doing on social media GO LISTEN RIGHT NOW!
December 5, 2024 at 11:43 PM
We just dropped the first episode of @thatguttershow.bsky.social in our feed. This AP is truly fantastic, folks, and if you're craving more once you're done, guess WHAT there is a whole second episode up on their feed RIGHT NOW!!! What are you doing on social media GO LISTEN RIGHT NOW!
We just dropped the first episode of @thatguttershow.bsky.social in our feed. This AP is truly fantastic, folks, and if you're craving more once you're done, guess WHAT there is a whole second episode up on their feed RIGHT NOW!!! What are you doing on social media GO LISTEN RIGHT NOW!
December 5, 2024 at 11:43 PM
We just dropped the first episode of @thatguttershow.bsky.social in our feed. This AP is truly fantastic, folks, and if you're craving more once you're done, guess WHAT there is a whole second episode up on their feed RIGHT NOW!!! What are you doing on social media GO LISTEN RIGHT NOW!
The team behind Gutter are simply the best actual players in the biz. Funny, smart, weird as hell and taking crazy creative risks every day. We can’t wait to listen!
EPISODE ONE IS OUT NOW!! // time to go ScAry MoDe // 💀💚 // gutter.show/listen
November 21, 2024 at 1:07 PM
The team behind Gutter are simply the best actual players in the biz. Funny, smart, weird as hell and taking crazy creative risks every day. We can’t wait to listen!
We have good news
we need more anxious female protagonists
we need female protagonists who are constantly on the verge of losing their shit and yet are whisked away on madcap adventures anyway
Pomni has set the bar
we need female protagonists who are constantly on the verge of losing their shit and yet are whisked away on madcap adventures anyway
Pomni has set the bar
November 20, 2024 at 5:59 PM
We have good news
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50 is @truetalesteam.bsky.social!
Comedy. Season one is set in Ancient Egypt, and we meet a group of rather hapless Illuminauts. They’ve been tasked with building a library for the Secret Occult Knowledge, in the Egyptian desert.
Comedy. Season one is set in Ancient Egypt, and we meet a group of rather hapless Illuminauts. They’ve been tasked with building a library for the Secret Occult Knowledge, in the Egyptian desert.
April 17, 2024 at 12:00 PM
50 is @truetalesteam.bsky.social!
Comedy. Season one is set in Ancient Egypt, and we meet a group of rather hapless Illuminauts. They’ve been tasked with building a library for the Secret Occult Knowledge, in the Egyptian desert.
Comedy. Season one is set in Ancient Egypt, and we meet a group of rather hapless Illuminauts. They’ve been tasked with building a library for the Secret Occult Knowledge, in the Egyptian desert.
We did it! We've raied out fundraising goal! Come celebrate with us with The Quibblerman Conundrum on all good podcatchers! The crew races against time to stop a brilliant scientific mind from unravelling the secrets of the Illuminati. Written by and featuring the wonderful @atomcrowley.bsky.social!
March 30, 2024 at 12:38 AM
We did it! We've raied out fundraising goal! Come celebrate with us with The Quibblerman Conundrum on all good podcatchers! The crew races against time to stop a brilliant scientific mind from unravelling the secrets of the Illuminati. Written by and featuring the wonderful @atomcrowley.bsky.social!
Our 2/3 milestone minisode 'Basket Case' is now available on your True Tales of the Illuminati feed! Featuring
Taqi Nazeer of @kingmakerpod.bsky.social, in this minisode, the gang deals with a lot of petty wickering. Er, bickering. No, we wait, we were right the first time, it's a wickering.
Taqi Nazeer of @kingmakerpod.bsky.social, in this minisode, the gang deals with a lot of petty wickering. Er, bickering. No, we wait, we were right the first time, it's a wickering.
March 25, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Our 2/3 milestone minisode 'Basket Case' is now available on your True Tales of the Illuminati feed! Featuring
Taqi Nazeer of @kingmakerpod.bsky.social, in this minisode, the gang deals with a lot of petty wickering. Er, bickering. No, we wait, we were right the first time, it's a wickering.
Taqi Nazeer of @kingmakerpod.bsky.social, in this minisode, the gang deals with a lot of petty wickering. Er, bickering. No, we wait, we were right the first time, it's a wickering.
The final week of our crowdfund is here. We have a little over 1/3 of our goal left to raise, so if you've been thinking about backing, now is the time!
March 25, 2024 at 1:16 PM
The final week of our crowdfund is here. We have a little over 1/3 of our goal left to raise, so if you've been thinking about backing, now is the time!
We are within spitting distance of 2/3 funded and our third minisode! Can you help us start our last week of crowdfunding off with a bang?
March 24, 2024 at 6:04 PM
We are within spitting distance of 2/3 funded and our third minisode! Can you help us start our last week of crowdfunding off with a bang?
We're less than $150 from our 2/3 milestone, and an all-new minisode! Can we get there by the end of the weekend?
truetalesteam.com/crowdfund
truetalesteam.com/crowdfund
March 23, 2024 at 3:53 PM
We're less than $150 from our 2/3 milestone, and an all-new minisode! Can we get there by the end of the weekend?
truetalesteam.com/crowdfund
truetalesteam.com/crowdfund
It's Friday so this one is gonna be brief. (You're welcome).
Here are a bunch of memes that we've made about season 3 moments. Back our crowdfund so you can figure out how they hell they make sense!
Here are a bunch of memes that we've made about season 3 moments. Back our crowdfund so you can figure out how they hell they make sense!
March 22, 2024 at 4:06 PM
It's Friday so this one is gonna be brief. (You're welcome).
Here are a bunch of memes that we've made about season 3 moments. Back our crowdfund so you can figure out how they hell they make sense!
Here are a bunch of memes that we've made about season 3 moments. Back our crowdfund so you can figure out how they hell they make sense!
We're less than $900 away from our next crowdfunding milestone! When we hit $6k, we'll be dropping Basket Case, a druidic adventure full of wicker men, stone calendars, and the incomparable Taqi Nazeer!
March 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
We're less than $900 away from our next crowdfunding milestone! When we hit $6k, we'll be dropping Basket Case, a druidic adventure full of wicker men, stone calendars, and the incomparable Taqi Nazeer!
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We are officially at 50% funded! Thank you so much to everyone who has contributed so far, we are officially over the hill! If you haven't backed, there's still 18 days to help us get the rest of the way and to pick up some cool backer perks along the way!
March 18, 2024 at 4:01 PM
We are officially at 50% funded! Thank you so much to everyone who has contributed so far, we are officially over the hill! If you haven't backed, there's still 18 days to help us get the rest of the way and to pick up some cool backer perks along the way!
We are officially at 50% funded! Thank you so much to everyone who has contributed so far, we are officially over the hill! If you haven't backed, there's still 18 days to help us get the rest of the way and to pick up some cool backer perks along the way!
March 18, 2024 at 4:01 PM
We are officially at 50% funded! Thank you so much to everyone who has contributed so far, we are officially over the hill! If you haven't backed, there's still 18 days to help us get the rest of the way and to pick up some cool backer perks along the way!
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We're almost halfway to our funding goal! Will you be the one to put us over the hill? truetalesteam.com/crowdfund
March 12, 2024 at 7:32 PM
We're almost halfway to our funding goal! Will you be the one to put us over the hill? truetalesteam.com/crowdfund