eli
@truckerfirespirit.bsky.social
eli, he or maybe she, 25+ years old, local depressed alcoholic, personified midwest emo song, most annoying man on the internet
🦆im apart of a system
🔞no minors i like big sweaty fat men and milfs and will talk about it
🦆im apart of a system
🔞no minors i like big sweaty fat men and milfs and will talk about it
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eli
@truckerfirespirit.bsky.social
· Jul 22
pinned post i like big sweaty fat men big sweaty fat women. burping. armpits. feminization. mommy kink stuff. lactation. piss. scent/musk. dubcon. i think thats about it unless i discover something about myself
i only say morning because if it was a good morning id be fishing
i only say morning because if it was a good morning id be fishing
Sooooo hungry i could really eat a *hears a horse approaching rapidly* woah holy fuck
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sooooo hungry i could really eat a *hears a horse approaching rapidly* woah holy fuck
ive been alive and doing shit for many days the past month i just forgot that im not a very social dude despite my immense swag and charisma so i havent been posting And now i dont get to see porn. Fuuuuuuck
October 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
ive been alive and doing shit for many days the past month i just forgot that im not a very social dude despite my immense swag and charisma so i havent been posting And now i dont get to see porn. Fuuuuuuck
i dont get to look at porn any more due to woke so nobody is allowed to post anything hot any more ok thanks guys
October 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i dont get to look at porn any more due to woke so nobody is allowed to post anything hot any more ok thanks guys
Oh fuck my identity is being stolen by the government
October 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Oh fuck my identity is being stolen by the government
yeah give me another strawberry im not driving
October 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
yeah give me another strawberry im not driving
i say im not really fixated on cr any more but ive said this about 7 times only for it to come right back because i think about bspice again. hsr will win whenever they finally get a big sweaty fan m*remembers gallagher* unvvngh
September 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i say im not really fixated on cr any more but ive said this about 7 times only for it to come right back because i think about bspice again. hsr will win whenever they finally get a big sweaty fan m*remembers gallagher* unvvngh
dan heng/imbibitor lunae im going to fuck your armpits
September 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
dan heng/imbibitor lunae im going to fuck your armpits
i keep fucking forgetting i have my own account im so dogshit at this
September 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
i keep fucking forgetting i have my own account im so dogshit at this
sm should have big fat balls and a big fat cock thats disproportionate from the rest of him just because its hot he can shapeshift he can do whatever he wants. cock as thick as his leg hanging heavy because its too fat to fully rise up drooling pre everywhere
August 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
sm should have big fat balls and a big fat cock thats disproportionate from the rest of him just because its hot he can shapeshift he can do whatever he wants. cock as thick as his leg hanging heavy because its too fat to fully rise up drooling pre everywhere
sm fucking pvs armpit sm fucking pvs armpit sm fucking pvs armpit
and pv is really sweaty so sm can thrust really easily. thanks
and pv is really sweaty so sm can thrust really easily. thanks
August 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
sm fucking pvs armpit sm fucking pvs armpit sm fucking pvs armpit
and pv is really sweaty so sm can thrust really easily. thanks
and pv is really sweaty so sm can thrust really easily. thanks
Jeremiah the fragrant
August 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Jeremiah the fragrant
forgot i had my own account for a second im eli
August 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
forgot i had my own account for a second im eli
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i should post my kin list as a humiliation ritual
August 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i should post my kin list as a humiliation ritual
i want to make my display name pointless animal because its so so so so funny but this is my horny account so itd make everyone think i like being called a pointless animal for sex purposes. And i dont
August 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i want to make my display name pointless animal because its so so so so funny but this is my horny account so itd make everyone think i like being called a pointless animal for sex purposes. And i dont
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i have more to add onto this actually. sm jacking off with one hand and holding onto his tail with the other pressing his fingers into the joints of his tail to make the pain as sharp as the initial stomp was
August 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
i have more to add onto this actually. sm jacking off with one hand and holding onto his tail with the other pressing his fingers into the joints of his tail to make the pain as sharp as the initial stomp was
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shmilk should have gay little wolf ears and a tail so when you pull on his tail hes instantly rock hard. or he just cums. he should cum from getting his tail pulled
August 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
shmilk should have gay little wolf ears and a tail so when you pull on his tail hes instantly rock hard. or he just cums. he should cum from getting his tail pulled
this is how fount being a squirter can still win
August 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
this is how fount being a squirter can still win
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3rd kofi goal!
\watersports
#cookiecum
Fount found a lewd doll, he’s not used to cumming and just ended up soaking the poor thing
\watersports
#cookiecum
Fount found a lewd doll, he’s not used to cumming and just ended up soaking the poor thing
August 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
3rd kofi goal!
\watersports
#cookiecum
Fount found a lewd doll, he’s not used to cumming and just ended up soaking the poor thing
\watersports
#cookiecum
Fount found a lewd doll, he’s not used to cumming and just ended up soaking the poor thing
everyone has to collectively forgive me for being unfunny and having no swag and weird fetishes because my birthdays in 5 days so you have to be nice to me
August 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
everyone has to collectively forgive me for being unfunny and having no swag and weird fetishes because my birthdays in 5 days so you have to be nice to me
someone should make a mobile game called shitheads bounty and it has ads like those shock value ones designed to make people talk about them with like the baby dogs being farted on while they cry and you have to build them a house to make them feel better but the plot twist with shitheads bounty is
August 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
someone should make a mobile game called shitheads bounty and it has ads like those shock value ones designed to make people talk about them with like the baby dogs being farted on while they cry and you have to build them a house to make them feel better but the plot twist with shitheads bounty is
bspices balls should be so full and pent up that you can audibly hear them churning and his cock throbbing
August 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
bspices balls should be so full and pent up that you can audibly hear them churning and his cock throbbing
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Pet play idea
/elderlily jump scare
/elderlily jump scare
July 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Pet play idea
/elderlily jump scare
/elderlily jump scare