Akira-sliding during a Segway tour and launching myself into the sea.
December 31, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Akira-sliding during a Segway tour and launching myself into the sea.
Glaring at everyone around the table until they mention being thankful for how efficiently I get through airport security.
November 29, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Glaring at everyone around the table until they mention being thankful for how efficiently I get through airport security.
She's doing the substance. Her back's going to breeeeeeed.
November 22, 2024 at 9:46 PM
She's doing the substance. Her back's going to breeeeeeed.
Still not in the top 10 worst things to happen during a Spirit flight.
November 12, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Still not in the top 10 worst things to happen during a Spirit flight.
Jimmy Carter can finally flop over and disappear like Luke Skywalker
May 30, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Jimmy Carter can finally flop over and disappear like Luke Skywalker
Yeah I have confidence in Boeing:
Confidence that I'm Boeing to die on this airplane.
Confidence that I'm Boeing to die on this airplane.
March 16, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Yeah I have confidence in Boeing:
Confidence that I'm Boeing to die on this airplane.
Confidence that I'm Boeing to die on this airplane.
Sending a terminator back but just to stop him from going scuba diving and losing his mind.
February 29, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Sending a terminator back but just to stop him from going scuba diving and losing his mind.
Waking up in a sweat-filled terror remembering that cursed baby Mr. Peanut.
February 14, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Waking up in a sweat-filled terror remembering that cursed baby Mr. Peanut.
Great, after all the ads now everywhere is sold out of Jesus(tm).
February 12, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Great, after all the ads now everywhere is sold out of Jesus(tm).
Does anyone know where to get business-casual JNCO's?
February 11, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Does anyone know where to get business-casual JNCO's?
I still think the worst Bond theme has to be "Bondbo No.5"
February 10, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I still think the worst Bond theme has to be "Bondbo No.5"
I hope I age like a fine wine: in a silent, temperature controlled basement.
February 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I hope I age like a fine wine: in a silent, temperature controlled basement.
Removing political ads from my mailbox with the weathered grunt of a fisherman cleaning out a lobster trap.
February 9, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Removing political ads from my mailbox with the weathered grunt of a fisherman cleaning out a lobster trap.
They say you won't mind being dead because you didn't mind the time before you were born, but I couldn't stand that shit.
February 9, 2024 at 4:34 PM
They say you won't mind being dead because you didn't mind the time before you were born, but I couldn't stand that shit.