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trivialtroubles.bsky.social
Yuppie-on-Swan
@trivialtroubles.bsky.social
Perth, WA
tonights horny thought: i want my sex life to be increasingly stoopid

i want it to start as me gooning helplessly to gooning into my tighty whities
to tapping my cage in my tighty whities
to humping my cage in my soggy diapers
to stroking a strapon while in my soggy diapers
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
half the reason i cant do findom in any serious/sexy scene is because part of me wonders how much paperwork'd be required to keep track of how much your subs have sent you
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Got transformed into a diaper mummy last night at Frechdax >~<

Wrapped 100% in used pamps I've become a walking pail 😵‍💫😵‍💫

📷: @thediaperdaddy.bsky.social

#abdl
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Dear Findoms of Bluesky,
Do you pay tax on your tributes?

Sincerely,
Definitely Not The Tax Man
#findom
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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good pups, kitties, and more wear their Securely Tested Unbreakable Pet Inhibition Device (STUPID, for short), a seamless collar that:
- curbs or removes speech capabilities
- lowers intelligence and reasoning
- links obedience to dopamine production
- induces incontinence, incompetence, etc
September 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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yep this has taken over my brain, we're doing this
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
horny thought for tonight: a master slowly but surely controlling what you say

It started off as a simple rule, "stop swearing".
Then, a few new terms came about, "sex" became "humpies", "cock" became "wee-wee".
Eventually, it'll get to the point where you can only say a few pre-approved phrases.
September 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
baby i know youve been desperate to make stickies but mastercard said no so youll have to spend another while locked up and padded x
August 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
grandma looking at my phone: "why are they calling the dragon bad?"
July 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
you've heard of findom but nothings truly as dominating as fandom
May 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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everyones always like "oh no im sooo embarrassed about my really embarrassing kink" and it's like, shoes, or kissing or something. grow up and wear a diaper
August 29, 2023 at 2:13 AM
me: yeah idk i just dont wanna make you feel odd but i've got a few fetishes n kinks that ive got and sorry i just dont want to make things awkward

my friends, all of whom either have pup hoods, or are in cages or diapers: ...bro thats literally fuckin nothing

me: iM SORRY FOR BEING A HEATHEN-
February 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
i came here for the gay porn why is my feed now being filled with politics this is bullshit
i want cocks not fascism
February 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
me at the billionblank grindr profiles featuring "straight" in the bio:
November 30, 2024 at 4:21 PM
i want to get some abdl gear!
us/uk: sure! same-day delivery from these shops
canada/eu: ok! itll take a day or two but it shouldn't be long
aus/nz: hopefully ur into findom bc the shipping fees are gonna fuck you hard
November 27, 2024 at 3:12 PM
to the five people that watch the news, youll be glad to know that among the many COP29 delegates is a fair few very kinky people around.
November 22, 2024 at 9:42 AM
kiddos why is it that the venn diagram for kinky folk and highly skilled specialists/senior public servants/bigbrain folk is nearly a circle-
November 9, 2024 at 2:12 AM
hooray the pornographic side of twitters coming here LETS FUCKIN GOOO
October 20, 2024 at 2:49 AM
To the postie that decided to shove my parcel near the parcel locker instead of in the parcel locker: get fucked ya absolute mole
May 29, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Good evening :)
April 29, 2024 at 3:24 PM