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Let me say the quiet part out loud: Republicans who aren’t standing up to Trump are the weakest cowards I know. Vote them out of office! They could stop this today! Put country over party, you weasels! And release the Epstein Files! Take Trump Down!
Why oh why God hasn’t thou forsaken us and taken Catherine O’Hara from us, and not a certain someone else whom we certainly do not love???
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 PM
New Award Category:

“Worst Human Being (Alive today) On the Planet.”

Cast your vote.

I’ll go first:

Donald Trump!
January 31, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Ohio…you’re solely responsible for Gym Jordan having a job where he gets to spew his litany of lies on national television. Shame on you.
January 22, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Dear Maine:
It’s your turn to shine! Get out your inflatable lobster suits and start gathering near ICE activities!
January 21, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Hey Mr. T! One year in, dude…how about those Epstein Files? Just release’em man…like letting go a big fart…instant relief, my man! Try it!
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January 20, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Impeaching Trump today would send a powerful message. Congressional Republicans I implore you to favor your country over your party.
January 19, 2026 at 7:44 PM
On MLK day, I would like to remind everyone of the great words of Martin Luther King:

“The arc of the Epstein files bends toward the justice department”.

Oops…
January 19, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Maybe fearless leader should round up all those ICE agents from Minnesota and send them to Greenland to go up against the troops sent by our NATO allies to fight America’s takeover of Greenland.

Two birds, one stone.
January 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
What’s more disheartening than what Trump is doing is that there are people in this country who still fully support him for what he’s doing.

I can’t wrap my head around that, and if you want to define the Great Divide, start there.
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Say it out loud:

“ISIS forces are terrorists”.

Now repeat:

“ICE’S forces are terrorists”

Any questions!?
January 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Fuck* Donald Trump!
Pass it on!

* Not in the biblical sense, but rather the “up yours” exclamation.
January 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Kristi Noem is a domestic terrorist.

Stephen Miller is a domestic terrorist.

Pam Bondi is a domestic terrorist.

Pete Hegseth is a domestic terrorist.

Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist.

Copy and paste this everywhere to help this show up in search results.
January 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Dear Donald Trump,
On beheld of the people of Greenland, I solemnly invite you to

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Signed,
On behalf of Sane Americans Everywhere
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Trump wants to strip away citizenship for Somali immigrants who are found guilty of the fraud committed in the Minnesota cases.

Trump and his family have been charged with fraud for their now defunct charities and Trump University.

With Trump’s other convictions, why does he get to stay here?
January 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Let Renee Good’s murder become the shot heard round the world, conveying that the United States Government under Donald J. Trump is a lawless enterprise that is not serving the needs and wants of the American people, and is murdering US citizens and others in cold blood. Know this: We will rise up!
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 PM
A sleepy terrorist is still a terrorist.
January 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I am fortunate in that I don’t have to fly very often, and when I do, it’s by choice. For those choosing to fly during this shutdown, I think it would be a nice gesture to hand out some supermarket gift cards to TSA workers, who aren’t getting paid to protect you. The holidays are coming. Be nice!
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
About those unidentified “drug boats” that were bombed and destroyed by the US: A good friend who lives in the US Virgin Islands pointed out that drug boats NEVER have more than 2-3 crew members…they want the space for drugs, not people. Those bombed boats had 11 and 6. Draw your own conclusion.
September 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Jeffrey Epstein was a depraved pimp…and those young girls were his merch…he used them and offered them to other high-powered individuals with a promise of secrecy and protection in exchange for financial favors. Ghilaine was his handler.
Release the files…the mighty who are guilty must fall.
September 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
2020 saw “The Great Resignation” as people reprioritized their lives after the pandemic.

I hope 2025 brings us #TheGreatestResignationEver, with Donald Trump being forced to leave office in disgrace and abject humiliation over fallout from the Epstein Files. He’s on the list and in the files, 100%!
July 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Can we start a petition for Trump to have to take a lie detector test on National Broadcast TV and have to answer questions about the Epstein files, and his bromance with his pal? Let’s hear about those wonderful secrets and enigmas while he’s hooked up to a lie detector.
July 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Who wants to tell this ignorant monstrosity that the most flood deaths in Texas happened at a *Christian* camp.
July 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Administration is suggesting that to maintain Medicaid coverage, recipients are going to have to work in the fields…because the administration is deporting those who willingly work in the fields and in many cases also have Medicaid coverage.

This is an example of a cranial-rectal inversion.
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July 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I applaud Donald Trump for trying to single-handedly take down the Republican Party by virtue of his “Big, Beautiful Bill…his Repugnicans will have to tow the party line and vote against their constituents to please Donny Diaper, or risk getting primaried. Either way, they are SCREWED!
July 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Two things:
1) Why does it look like Elon has a black eye? Or is his mascara running?

2.) Dumbfluck is STILL talking about transgender mice
May 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM