“The amount of sprinkles on the Dunkin’ frosted donuts steadily decreasing over time is the clearest indicator of recession I can think of.” - @triptojaimeland.bsky.social

Trying to tell my cat that underneath her is my leg and not a blanket as she happily kneads it with her sharp claws

got invited to the yellowjackets premiere and my girlfriend is now more concerned with looking hot for simone kessell on valentine's weekend than for me

“Look at her, she’s wicked”

Ozians:

venturing onto this platform to say i need glinda upland biblically

i feel like i'm in the upside down