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Two wheels bad, three wheels good. — Geo. Orwheel
Democrats caving for Republican promises always works out for Americans.

…said no one ever.

Republicans aren’t going to hire back federal employees, or hold a vote on restoring ACA subsidies. Why would they?

Republicans are liars and Democrats are cowards. This is why 1/3 of Americans don’t vote.
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Talked to our insurance broker yesterday about 2026 health insurance. My rates are going up 37% to $1,132 a month, and I have it better than most.

But can we back up for a sec and realize how fucking stupid it is to need an insurance broker? How about Medicare for all instead?
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
People up in arms about Trump‘s “Gatsby” party are all, “Hasn’t he read the book?!”

Of course he hasn’t, you dimwit. Trump has never read ANY book.
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
1000 years ago the things we didn’t know were caused by gods. Today they’re caused by aliens. It’s the same explanation of the mysterious merely given a facelift.

It’s the “god of the gaps” and humans are rarely comfortable with no explanation. The knowledge gap has just moved from earth to space.
October 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s never aliens. It’s never the rapture. It’s always just us, here, living in the real world.
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Watching Great British Baking Show:

Me: What does passion fruit taste like?
Wife: It kind of tastes like star fruit.
Me: Follow up question…
October 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Ryan Hall: “The next hurricane will be named Karen, so get ready for the memes.”
October 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Say what you will about Trump, his tremendous dealmaking ended the war between Aspartame and Narnia.
October 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Trump’s own memo defines him as a domestic terrorist. Anti-Christian: he’s is an atheist who doesn’t go to church. Anti-morality: he’s had 3 wives that he’s cheated on. Anti-American: he constantly circumvents the Constitution. .”

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Countering Domestic Terrorism and Organized Political Violence
NATIONAL SECURITY PRESIDENTIAL MEMORANDUM/NSPM-7 MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF STATE                THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY THE ATTORNEY GENERAL
www.whitehouse.gov
October 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
RIP Jane Goodall
October 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
In 5th grade, 50 years ago, we had to memorize “Jabberwocky” and perform it in front of class. To this day I can recall almost eight words of it.
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Today is September 26th, day 118,693 of living in the End Days.
September 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Jesse Watters on Fox News called for another 9/11 attack on New York. That’s a terrorist threat. Where’s DHS? Where’s the FCC?

www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/trum...
Fox News host Jesse Watters says US should bomb the UN over Trump’s broken escalator
Fox News host Jesse Watters has said that the US should bomb the UN after Donald Trump and first lady Melania were forced to walk up a broken escalator. Speaking on Jesse Watters Primetime on Tuesday ...
www.independent.co.uk
September 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The Real Rapture™ happened in 1989. Only five people were worthy. If you’re reading this then you weren’t.
September 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
ICE raiding firefighters working to contain a massive wildfire in Washington is bad enough, but when you hear that most of those courageous firefighters are Native Americans, it devolves into lunacy and farce. Where the fuck are you going to deport them to? South Carolina?
September 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Colleges capitulating, Colbert and Kimmel canceled, Charlie Kirk commemorated… MAGA McCarthyism is raging full bore. Pay attention.
September 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Comcast has been platforming hate speech and now they’re punishing people for pointing that out.
September 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
@jrobinsonauthor.bsky.social Have you seen this? 😆
September 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
So my mother-in-law and Robert Redford both died last night. It’s probably coincidence.
September 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Why the ubiquitous “if this is a medical emergency please hang up and call 911” message exists:

“This is Dr. Podiatrist.”
“Help! There are explosions! Everything is on fire! Frogs are raining from the sky!”
“Do you need arch supports?
September 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Seeing Pedro Pascal at the Emmys… anyone else thinking about a remake?
September 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Laying all the Georgia Hyundai plant raid fallout on dummy Tori Branum’s head is a bit much. DHS says they did a “monthslong investigation” pulling in ICE and Georgia police. She’s proud of snitching on illegals but she didn’t authorize or organize the raid. Trump’s stupid administration did that.
September 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Dion sings both “The Wanderer” and “Runaround Sue”. Kind of a double standard, my dude.
September 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales was on TV and I looked up the actress in it. Kaya Scodelario. Oh, I’ve seen her before.

Got an email about the Starfarers book by Vonda N. McIntyre, whose website says The King’s Daughter was made into a movie. The star? Kaya Scodelario. Coincidence!
September 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM