Comfortably in double figures of passing through Wolverhampton station in my lifetime and can confirm it is once again greyer than a pigeon’s arse. The streak continues.
Thank Christ I’ve never actually had to get off.
Thank Christ I’ve never actually had to get off.
January 27, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Comfortably in double figures of passing through Wolverhampton station in my lifetime and can confirm it is once again greyer than a pigeon’s arse. The streak continues.
Thank Christ I’ve never actually had to get off.
Thank Christ I’ve never actually had to get off.
Can’t wait to get Vox Pop’d in the Horseshoe smoking area after 5 pints as Gorton and Denton constituency becomes the centre of the the British political universe for the next 6 weeks.
January 22, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Can’t wait to get Vox Pop’d in the Horseshoe smoking area after 5 pints as Gorton and Denton constituency becomes the centre of the the British political universe for the next 6 weeks.
A real sliding doors moment earlier when I let Joanna choose what we could watch and she choose a 90’s RomCom starring Gwyneth Paltrow where a missed Tube has enormous consequences, and I ended up missing most of this frankly insane AFCON final.
January 18, 2026 at 9:42 PM
A real sliding doors moment earlier when I let Joanna choose what we could watch and she choose a 90’s RomCom starring Gwyneth Paltrow where a missed Tube has enormous consequences, and I ended up missing most of this frankly insane AFCON final.
Watching Mykolenko playing full back on one screen and Nunes on the other has got me ready to dust off my boots. Absolutely abysmal at the old association the pair of em.
January 7, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Watching Mykolenko playing full back on one screen and Nunes on the other has got me ready to dust off my boots. Absolutely abysmal at the old association the pair of em.
4 days into January and Everton still starting Premier League games with Mykolenko at Left Back. Absolutely criminal.
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
4 days into January and Everton still starting Premier League games with Mykolenko at Left Back. Absolutely criminal.
Here We Go NYE special is ridiculously good.
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Here We Go NYE special is ridiculously good.
Bury Football Club, you are rocking my world right now.
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Bury Football Club, you are rocking my world right now.
Tell you what, married life is seriously surpassing expectations.
December 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Tell you what, married life is seriously surpassing expectations.
Watching Bullseye here for some reason.
“Just been nice to get away from the care worker for a while, our Leanne’s electronically tagged.”
“Just been nice to get away from the care worker for a while, our Leanne’s electronically tagged.”
December 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Watching Bullseye here for some reason.
“Just been nice to get away from the care worker for a while, our Leanne’s electronically tagged.”
“Just been nice to get away from the care worker for a while, our Leanne’s electronically tagged.”
Starting to worry about our plans to meet in the pub at 2 given the “you can log off now” email still hasn’t landed despite it usually dropping at 12 noon.
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Starting to worry about our plans to meet in the pub at 2 given the “you can log off now” email still hasn’t landed despite it usually dropping at 12 noon.
“How do they know who their dentist is?” will forever be my all-time favourite sitcom line. RIP Joan 🍺🚬
December 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
“How do they know who their dentist is?” will forever be my all-time favourite sitcom line. RIP Joan 🍺🚬
Broke the seal on some Christmas cheese earlier. Mango Chutney Red Leicester number from Aldi. Absolutely sensational start like.
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Broke the seal on some Christmas cheese earlier. Mango Chutney Red Leicester number from Aldi. Absolutely sensational start like.
I know it’s all largely capitalism’s fault but there’s some jobs out there that I genuinely can’t fathom how the people that do it sleep at night. Parking warden at a hospital is straight in at number 1 I reckon. Genuinely knocks me sick.
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I know it’s all largely capitalism’s fault but there’s some jobs out there that I genuinely can’t fathom how the people that do it sleep at night. Parking warden at a hospital is straight in at number 1 I reckon. Genuinely knocks me sick.
For anyone wondering why the Aussie run rate really picked up the last half an hour or so it’s because gubbins here woke up and flicked it on. Enjoy the wickets as I’ve now turned it off and try and get another hour’s kip whilst absolutely livid. What a healthy way to start the day.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
For anyone wondering why the Aussie run rate really picked up the last half an hour or so it’s because gubbins here woke up and flicked it on. Enjoy the wickets as I’ve now turned it off and try and get another hour’s kip whilst absolutely livid. What a healthy way to start the day.
This whole commuting to London for work malarkey can be a ball ache a lot of the time but hurtling north 3 cans deep rattling through the Arctic Monkeys back catalogue is undoubtedly a great vibe, I must say.
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This whole commuting to London for work malarkey can be a ball ache a lot of the time but hurtling north 3 cans deep rattling through the Arctic Monkeys back catalogue is undoubtedly a great vibe, I must say.
What an utterly daft football club Everton are.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What an utterly daft football club Everton are.
Whatever happens, losing 20 wickets for 66 overs is just absolutely infuriating isn’t it?
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Whatever happens, losing 20 wickets for 66 overs is just absolutely infuriating isn’t it?
Root and Crawley both on a pair is it? Christmas is cancelled.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Root and Crawley both on a pair is it? Christmas is cancelled.
RIP to a real one and the only acceptable time for the word “Mani” to be used in relation to anything to do with the city of Manchester.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
RIP to a real one and the only acceptable time for the word “Mani” to be used in relation to anything to do with the city of Manchester.
Shout out to my wonderful wife there for wanting to turn that game off on 90 minutes to watch ‘Aitch’ do a ‘bushtucker trial’. So glad I chose this moment to finally find a backbone after 8 years.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Shout out to my wonderful wife there for wanting to turn that game off on 90 minutes to watch ‘Aitch’ do a ‘bushtucker trial’. So glad I chose this moment to finally find a backbone after 8 years.
This Scotland game has been excellent as a relative neutral. Went from cheering that Shankland goal going in to pissing myself when they equalised then.
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This Scotland game has been excellent as a relative neutral. Went from cheering that Shankland goal going in to pissing myself when they equalised then.
Made the grave error of watching the Tame Impala Tiny Desk concert on the train home and found myself fully admiring what could, at a glance, be the Aussie top order 2 weeks before the first Ashes test ffs.
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Made the grave error of watching the Tame Impala Tiny Desk concert on the train home and found myself fully admiring what could, at a glance, be the Aussie top order 2 weeks before the first Ashes test ffs.
First full day of the honeymoon and just seen a bloke wearing a football shirt I had next to 0 idea what it was. Holiday ruined.
October 15, 2025 at 9:40 AM
First full day of the honeymoon and just seen a bloke wearing a football shirt I had next to 0 idea what it was. Holiday ruined.