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Trident Rose
@tridentrose.bsky.social
My online nook where I can spout whatever comes to mind, be it Jekyll or Hyde in nature.

[Age], [Pronouns], [Sexual Orientation], [Career], [Hobby]
LET IT BE KNOWN: Louisiana Rep Clay Higgins was the ONLY vote against releasing the Epstein files.

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November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Nothing will ever free me from the fact Asgore's fanon voice is literally just Funtime Freddy.
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
After a long day, a pack of pocky has me feeling like I just had a cigarette.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Call it an undertail the way I want Toriel on top of me.
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Blue cheese has to be one of the most underrated types, it's delicious.
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I've only known what a yeongno is for one minute but now it's my spirit animal.
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My earliest morning alarm is set for 7:45, but because my first class of the day was cancelled, I turned it off so I could sleep in.

I woke up at 7:46.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I thought about being an escort at one point, but then I remembered I hate customer service.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I was being dumb on my bike and jumping on it when I fell off in front of a passing group. All my stuff fell out of my pockets and one of them said "he dropped all his loot," I couldn't even be mad.
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I think it's about time beavers learn their fucking place.
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Most of Dead by Daylight's issues could be indirectly solved by giving Trapper a scooter.
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Does anyone else get irrationally angry when the microwave beeps a minute or so after its done to remind you your food's ready? I'm getting the ketchup, I know my food's ready. Shut up, bitch, I'd skin you if you had any.
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Petition to rename humans to Homo philopoda.
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I miss Video Horror Society :(
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
An actual conversation I heard in public:

"Ah, see, it worked."
"What?"
"My bleach alarm went off."
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If all I had to do to gain followers was shit on Game Freak, I would've been doing it AGES ago. That typo is going to drive me crazy unless I actively acknowledge it like this, though.
When I'm in an game development incompetency competition but my opponent is Game Freak.
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I wish they would add Freddy Fazbear into Overwatch. Not only do I think his kit could be interesting, but I also know it'll give some dude in his 30s a brain hemorrhage.
November 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
When I'm in an game development incompetency competition but my opponent is Game Freak.
November 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
xQc being the moral compass in a controversy is a recession indicator.
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Abracadbra came on and my eyes rolled all the way back I saw god he's just a 20 ft skeleton made of pure gold.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm so high I'm watching Spotify.
November 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My cat wanted to come into my room, so I squatted down and gave him two options:

1) Rub my hand (Free Entry)
2) Bite my finger (Barred Gates)

He proceeded to sprint at full speed before even the first fucking carbon atom at the tip of my finger was able to reach out to him.
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Of all the things I do while high, somehow remembering to turn the oven off is one of them I do better than when I'm sober.
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The streets are full with Halloween spirit, my town has finally recovered from covid.
November 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I just accidentally found a hate comment I left on a video 3 years ago.
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM