Trident Rose
@tridentrose.bsky.social
My online nook where I can spout whatever comes to mind, be it Jekyll or Hyde in nature.
[Age], [Pronouns], [Sexual Orientation], [Career], [Hobby]
[Age], [Pronouns], [Sexual Orientation], [Career], [Hobby]
Only 10% of what I say is accurate information and that entire 10% is animal facts.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Only 10% of what I say is accurate information and that entire 10% is animal facts.
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February 7, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Guinea pigs be like
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Was anybody actually expecting Fall Guys to survive this long?
February 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Was anybody actually expecting Fall Guys to survive this long?
I know those Buzzfeed quizzes are lying to me because I know for a damn well fact them concluding which plant I was in a past life was done without accounting for whether or not I want variegation (I fucking do).
February 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I know those Buzzfeed quizzes are lying to me because I know for a damn well fact them concluding which plant I was in a past life was done without accounting for whether or not I want variegation (I fucking do).
Mf really said "I can excuse child trafficking, but I draw the line at film piracy."
February 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Mf really said "I can excuse child trafficking, but I draw the line at film piracy."
Epstein having a Fortnite account isn't surprising; cranking 90s isn't a stretch for a guy already cracking 9s.
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Epstein having a Fortnite account isn't surprising; cranking 90s isn't a stretch for a guy already cracking 9s.
Eat out a horse girl, call that getting clitaurus.
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Eat out a horse girl, call that getting clitaurus.
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
"This new Overwatch hero Domina seems interesting, let me look up more about her."
My screen being filled with videos of men getting pegged:
My screen being filled with videos of men getting pegged:
a close up of a man wearing headphones and a necklace .
ALT: a close up of a man wearing headphones and a necklace .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
"This new Overwatch hero Domina seems interesting, let me look up more about her."
My screen being filled with videos of men getting pegged:
My screen being filled with videos of men getting pegged:
I've never understood why people thirst over Overwatch characters.
That changed today.
That changed today.
February 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I've never understood why people thirst over Overwatch characters.
That changed today.
That changed today.
Prediction: Younger generations will have higher rates of lucid dreaming due to an increasingly common habit of analyzing media for niche details and subtle inaccuracies to see if it's AI generated.
February 3, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Prediction: Younger generations will have higher rates of lucid dreaming due to an increasingly common habit of analyzing media for niche details and subtle inaccuracies to see if it's AI generated.
No wonder Musk wanted to go to the island, his own kids won't talk to him, so he wanted to go to the place where they had no choice.
February 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
No wonder Musk wanted to go to the island, his own kids won't talk to him, so he wanted to go to the place where they had no choice.
Markiplier streaming Garten of Banban 0 after Iron Lung hit #1 is like an Olympian athlete eating McDonalds after winning a gold medal.
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Markiplier streaming Garten of Banban 0 after Iron Lung hit #1 is like an Olympian athlete eating McDonalds after winning a gold medal.
Minecraft was mentioned in the Epstein files, maybe that's why they're adding a way to keep mobs in their baby version.
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Minecraft was mentioned in the Epstein files, maybe that's why they're adding a way to keep mobs in their baby version.
ELON MUSK IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES
a group of people are sitting in a room and laughing .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a room and laughing .
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 PM
ELON MUSK IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES
An ugly sweater that says "I ❤️ CP (Christmas Presents)" would be interesting at family dinner.
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 AM
An ugly sweater that says "I ❤️ CP (Christmas Presents)" would be interesting at family dinner.
I suck on my girl's socks like they're pasta, call that feetuccine.
January 28, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I suck on my girl's socks like they're pasta, call that feetuccine.
Don't know who to vote for? Here's an easy guide to the United States Political parties:
. The one that tries and fails
. The one that does not try
. The spoiler vote
. The one that tries and fails
. The one that does not try
. The spoiler vote
January 27, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Don't know who to vote for? Here's an easy guide to the United States Political parties:
. The one that tries and fails
. The one that does not try
. The spoiler vote
. The one that tries and fails
. The one that does not try
. The spoiler vote
"There are no modern day philosophers" because the internet has allowed for the oversaturation of good ideas and the burial of them under bad ideas. "Bland rice can taste like meat for a man expecting to eat sand" isn't a career-forming claim, it's a YouTube comment left under a MoistCritical video.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 PM
"There are no modern day philosophers" because the internet has allowed for the oversaturation of good ideas and the burial of them under bad ideas. "Bland rice can taste like meat for a man expecting to eat sand" isn't a career-forming claim, it's a YouTube comment left under a MoistCritical video.
Just started Chainsaw Man, no show has made me question my sexuality that quickly.
January 26, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Just started Chainsaw Man, no show has made me question my sexuality that quickly.
My spirit animal is a sapient crab with the voice of Jennifer Coolidge.
January 26, 2026 at 8:40 PM
My spirit animal is a sapient crab with the voice of Jennifer Coolidge.
People think we live in 1984, we live in a time much worse. They have the 1 party while we have the S&P 500. What is 1 compared to 500? "But the 1 has no enemies." What happens, then, when the 500 ally to stop the 501st? That is the time we live in now.
January 24, 2026 at 6:32 PM
People think we live in 1984, we live in a time much worse. They have the 1 party while we have the S&P 500. What is 1 compared to 500? "But the 1 has no enemies." What happens, then, when the 500 ally to stop the 501st? That is the time we live in now.
In Switzerland, the way heroin addiction is treated is by giving the victim free access to clean heroin in a controlled environment to wean them off safety. This has been proven to not only work, but to work well. Now, here me out. Why don't we just install car racing arcade machines in bars?
January 24, 2026 at 12:39 AM
In Switzerland, the way heroin addiction is treated is by giving the victim free access to clean heroin in a controlled environment to wean them off safety. This has been proven to not only work, but to work well. Now, here me out. Why don't we just install car racing arcade machines in bars?
Eating ass isn't hot because it's taboo, eating ass is hot because it's recycling.
January 24, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Eating ass isn't hot because it's taboo, eating ass is hot because it's recycling.