Maaaaaaaaan, just watch this
youtu.be/QDcpAU6d0Qs?...

Oreos make my poops weird

I still can't watch a baseball game without making at least one Major League reference
#toohigh

Do you enjoy feeling refreshed and smelling good for about 15 mins? Then you should try Tom's natural deodorant...

Rob the MTA any chance you get! #farehike #iheartny

Me, listening to Russell Brand - that sounds pretty cool. I think I like...Wait, what did he just say about Tucker Carlson?