Gaymer Boi Advance SP
@trexcroft.bsky.social
Tattooed lawyer by day, gaymer by night.
Not a work account, views are my own.
He/ him. 🏳️🌈
Not a work account, views are my own.
He/ him. 🏳️🌈
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I've been feeling a bit grumpy about my plateaued weight loss lately so to remind myself of how far I've come here's a before and after of over 50kg weight loss 3ish years apart.
Considering alternative career options:
1 - OF
2 - sugar baby
3 - unemployed
Much to think about 🤔
1 - OF
2 - sugar baby
3 - unemployed
Much to think about 🤔
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Considering alternative career options:
1 - OF
2 - sugar baby
3 - unemployed
Much to think about 🤔
1 - OF
2 - sugar baby
3 - unemployed
Much to think about 🤔
Same bro, same...
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Same bro, same...
I'm gonna need GameCube style faceplates as well 😍
Alright, fixing it for you Valve, but it's the last time.
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm gonna need GameCube style faceplates as well 😍
So the new Steam Machine is the lovechild of a GameCube and an Xbox?
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
So the new Steam Machine is the lovechild of a GameCube and an Xbox?
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Saturday Hoopla tickets have sold out already 😏
I'm going to need all the straights to return their tickets please...
I'm going to need all the straights to return their tickets please...
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Saturday Hoopla tickets have sold out already 😏
I'm going to need all the straights to return their tickets please...
I'm going to need all the straights to return their tickets please...
I think we should extend jocktober through November... maybe December too...
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I think we should extend jocktober through November... maybe December too...
Went in to my building's gym on my lunch break, thinking it was empty and someone was working out in the dark AGAIN.
What the -
What the -
a woman is screaming in a movie theater while holding her hands to her face .
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November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Went in to my building's gym on my lunch break, thinking it was empty and someone was working out in the dark AGAIN.
What the -
What the -
Big same 😊
Today will be spent in just my underwear, lounging about playing video games 😌
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Big same 😊
I just think Capcom should give cvnty space Bayonetta another try...
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I just think Capcom should give cvnty space Bayonetta another try...
Predator Badlands was an absolute blast.
The most fun film I've seen in a good while!
The most fun film I've seen in a good while!
a poster for predator badlands shows a giant planet in the background
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November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Predator Badlands was an absolute blast.
The most fun film I've seen in a good while!
The most fun film I've seen in a good while!
It's a pizza and beer kind of night 🫠
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It's a pizza and beer kind of night 🫠
Had another dull coffee date earlier...
Is it too much to ask guys to make an effort to have good chat and return the conversation/ questions? I'm so fed up with one-sided conversations on dates. 😑
Is it too much to ask guys to make an effort to have good chat and return the conversation/ questions? I'm so fed up with one-sided conversations on dates. 😑
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Had another dull coffee date earlier...
Is it too much to ask guys to make an effort to have good chat and return the conversation/ questions? I'm so fed up with one-sided conversations on dates. 😑
Is it too much to ask guys to make an effort to have good chat and return the conversation/ questions? I'm so fed up with one-sided conversations on dates. 😑
Is it too early? 👀🫣
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Is it too early? 👀🫣
This is how I'm gonna look ever time someone dislikes one of my posts.
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is how I'm gonna look ever time someone dislikes one of my posts.
I called him Chonkers 😌🐕🍌
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I called him Chonkers 😌🐕🍌
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you were gay Halloween for gay Halloween?
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you were gay Halloween for gay Halloween?
Well the elbow was by far the most painful thing I've had tattooed 😬
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Well the elbow was by far the most painful thing I've had tattooed 😬
Great now that it's Movember how how am I meant to identify the gays when all the straight men have moustaches too??
November 1, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Great now that it's Movember how how am I meant to identify the gays when all the straight men have moustaches too??
My 10 fave things about Dragon Age the Veilguard:
1) Manfred
2) Manfred
3) Manfred
4) Manfred
5) Manfred
6) Manfred
7) Manfred
8) Manfred
9) Manfred
10) Everything else
1) Manfred
2) Manfred
3) Manfred
4) Manfred
5) Manfred
6) Manfred
7) Manfred
8) Manfred
9) Manfred
10) Everything else
My 10 fave things about Veilguard
1) GRIFFONS
2) Queer af
3) ROOK
4) Bellara
5) The Combat
6) Pretty graphics
7) Arlathan
8) Siege of Weisshaupt
9) The entirety of Act 3
10) Every time you can mock Solas
#dragonage #veilguard
1) GRIFFONS
2) Queer af
3) ROOK
4) Bellara
5) The Combat
6) Pretty graphics
7) Arlathan
8) Siege of Weisshaupt
9) The entirety of Act 3
10) Every time you can mock Solas
#dragonage #veilguard
My 10 fave things about Veilguard:
1) All the characters
2) Solas & Varric specifically
3) THE DRAMA
4) Blight lore
5) Killing fascists all day every day
6) Queer stuff
7) The combat
8) Rook Might Be A Spirit Originally
9) The Necropolis
10) The Devouring Storm May Be Related To The Forgotten Ones
1) All the characters
2) Solas & Varric specifically
3) THE DRAMA
4) Blight lore
5) Killing fascists all day every day
6) Queer stuff
7) The combat
8) Rook Might Be A Spirit Originally
9) The Necropolis
10) The Devouring Storm May Be Related To The Forgotten Ones
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
My 10 fave things about Dragon Age the Veilguard:
1) Manfred
2) Manfred
3) Manfred
4) Manfred
5) Manfred
6) Manfred
7) Manfred
8) Manfred
9) Manfred
10) Everything else
1) Manfred
2) Manfred
3) Manfred
4) Manfred
5) Manfred
6) Manfred
7) Manfred
8) Manfred
9) Manfred
10) Everything else
The last horror film I watched before Halloween was over 😊❤️
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The last horror film I watched before Halloween was over 😊❤️
All my Halloween plans were last weekend so here's an extra costume pic from previous years 🔫🔫
October 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
All my Halloween plans were last weekend so here's an extra costume pic from previous years 🔫🔫
With the megaphone in Animal Crossing I can finally call Tom Nook a little bitch to his face 😌
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
With the megaphone in Animal Crossing I can finally call Tom Nook a little bitch to his face 😌
Me all day: I'm tired, really could use a nap... 😴
Me at 1AM:
Me at 1AM:
a cartoon of a person laying on a bed with the name porucz on the bottom right
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October 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Me all day: I'm tired, really could use a nap... 😴
Me at 1AM:
Me at 1AM:
In February I will have TWO Resident Evil gamepads 😌
October 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
In February I will have TWO Resident Evil gamepads 😌