Nobody better tell the United States that the United States has nuclear weapons or the United States will be in BIG trouble
June 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Nobody better tell the United States that the United States has nuclear weapons or the United States will be in BIG trouble
If some loser starts talking about how roasts are the pinnacle of comedy because there are no rules and you can say whatever mean thing you want because it’s “just jokes”, show them the Roast of Donald Trump where Anthony Jeselnik tells him nobody would be sad if he got cancer and see how they react
May 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
If some loser starts talking about how roasts are the pinnacle of comedy because there are no rules and you can say whatever mean thing you want because it’s “just jokes”, show them the Roast of Donald Trump where Anthony Jeselnik tells him nobody would be sad if he got cancer and see how they react
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1 me vs 100 my nervous system
May 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
1 me vs 100 my nervous system
They call it GTA VI because you’re gonna need 6 PCs to run it
May 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
They call it GTA VI because you’re gonna need 6 PCs to run it
Broke: getting mad at the Black Dahlia Murder playing a couple shows without Brian and having Guy from the Red Chord fill in bc “it’s just not the same band anymore”
Woke: getting mad at the Black Dahlia Murder playing a couple shows without Brian and having Guy fill in bc Guy is a cop
Woke: getting mad at the Black Dahlia Murder playing a couple shows without Brian and having Guy fill in bc Guy is a cop
May 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Broke: getting mad at the Black Dahlia Murder playing a couple shows without Brian and having Guy from the Red Chord fill in bc “it’s just not the same band anymore”
Woke: getting mad at the Black Dahlia Murder playing a couple shows without Brian and having Guy fill in bc Guy is a cop
Woke: getting mad at the Black Dahlia Murder playing a couple shows without Brian and having Guy fill in bc Guy is a cop
Bong rip in the mega church call me Bowl Osteen
May 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Bong rip in the mega church call me Bowl Osteen
dudes can imagine 100 of them beating up a gorilla but they can’t imagine an end to capitalism
May 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
dudes can imagine 100 of them beating up a gorilla but they can’t imagine an end to capitalism
One hundred men could definitely take on one gorilla if the gorilla was Chris Pontius in a gorilla suit
May 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
One hundred men could definitely take on one gorilla if the gorilla was Chris Pontius in a gorilla suit
I’m tired of identifying 5 things i can see, 4 things i can touch, 3 things i can hear, 2 things i can smell, and 1 thing i can taste, grandpa
April 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’m tired of identifying 5 things i can see, 4 things i can touch, 3 things i can hear, 2 things i can smell, and 1 thing i can taste, grandpa
I hope the New Pope™️ gets a normal ass name like Pope Jeff
April 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I hope the New Pope™️ gets a normal ass name like Pope Jeff
weed should be legal for everybody except boomers
April 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
weed should be legal for everybody except boomers
You mean to tell me “salmon” isn’t pronounced like “Saul Goodman” without the “good”
April 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
You mean to tell me “salmon” isn’t pronounced like “Saul Goodman” without the “good”
The existence of a Mannequin Pussy implies the existence of a Mannequin Penis
April 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The existence of a Mannequin Pussy implies the existence of a Mannequin Penis
dire wolf, shmire wolf, I will never retire wolf
April 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
dire wolf, shmire wolf, I will never retire wolf
When you die you go straight to hell. You are given a choice between two rooms, where you will spend all eternity being tortured by either “die hard is a Xmas movie” guy or “idiocracy is a documentary” guy. The torment repeats until you finally accept Jesus Christ in ur heart as ur lord and savior
April 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
When you die you go straight to hell. You are given a choice between two rooms, where you will spend all eternity being tortured by either “die hard is a Xmas movie” guy or “idiocracy is a documentary” guy. The torment repeats until you finally accept Jesus Christ in ur heart as ur lord and savior
Smug person who can’t stop relating current events to fictional pieces of media reading about extinct animals being brought back to life by scientists: “wow am I the only one who thinks Jurassic Park is becoming a documentary”
April 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Smug person who can’t stop relating current events to fictional pieces of media reading about extinct animals being brought back to life by scientists: “wow am I the only one who thinks Jurassic Park is becoming a documentary”
“The thing about depression and anxiety is that it’s all in your head” yeah well the thing about shit and poop is it’s all in your butt, shut the fuck up
April 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“The thing about depression and anxiety is that it’s all in your head” yeah well the thing about shit and poop is it’s all in your butt, shut the fuck up
I think it’s time to take a tolerance break so with that being said I am happy to announce I’m not tolerating anybody’s bullshit
March 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I think it’s time to take a tolerance break so with that being said I am happy to announce I’m not tolerating anybody’s bullshit
so tired of “it is what it is” discourse like yeah ok bitch but what if it was what it isn’t
March 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
so tired of “it is what it is” discourse like yeah ok bitch but what if it was what it isn’t
any time somebody sends me a jd vance meme I ignore it. Tf you want me to do, laugh? No. That face does not inspire laughter or spark joy. That is a horrifying face
March 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
any time somebody sends me a jd vance meme I ignore it. Tf you want me to do, laugh? No. That face does not inspire laughter or spark joy. That is a horrifying face
“put your phone down at concerts! You’re supposed to live in the moment” motherfucker I am trying to learn what the guitar player is playing because it’s a fuckin cool ass riff
March 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
“put your phone down at concerts! You’re supposed to live in the moment” motherfucker I am trying to learn what the guitar player is playing because it’s a fuckin cool ass riff
used to play elder scrolls now I am the elder who scrolls
March 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
used to play elder scrolls now I am the elder who scrolls
It’s 3/16 Day and we’re all getting older so I thought i should be the one to tell yall
Steve Austin isn’t real
Your parents dress up as Stone Cold and drink beer and stomp mudholes in sumbitches
I’m sorry you had to find out this way
Steve Austin isn’t real
Your parents dress up as Stone Cold and drink beer and stomp mudholes in sumbitches
I’m sorry you had to find out this way
March 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It’s 3/16 Day and we’re all getting older so I thought i should be the one to tell yall
Steve Austin isn’t real
Your parents dress up as Stone Cold and drink beer and stomp mudholes in sumbitches
I’m sorry you had to find out this way
Steve Austin isn’t real
Your parents dress up as Stone Cold and drink beer and stomp mudholes in sumbitches
I’m sorry you had to find out this way