Trevor Hazell
@trevorhazell.bsky.social
Digital Goblin. Your local town Jester, catch me in the village square. Enya’s #1 Fan. I write goofs and gags.
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Trevor Hazell
@trevorhazell.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Odd, I don’t remember this one from Shel Silverstein’s collected works? Kidding, I wrote and illustrated this in a bout of depression and disillusionment and decided it needed to be shared.
Wait, you’re telling me they presented Best Animated Feature WITHOUT making some derivative jab at them only being movies for kids?? BUT HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO PROVE I’M NOT A GIANT MANBABY WHO LIKES CARTOONS?!
March 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Wait, you’re telling me they presented Best Animated Feature WITHOUT making some derivative jab at them only being movies for kids?? BUT HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO PROVE I’M NOT A GIANT MANBABY WHO LIKES CARTOONS?!
Proud to be the last curious human on Earth who sees something without context online and Googles what it means, instead of just blindly commenting “what’s this?” on every goddamn post over and over.
January 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Proud to be the last curious human on Earth who sees something without context online and Googles what it means, instead of just blindly commenting “what’s this?” on every goddamn post over and over.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Bro I’m fucking set. Good luck to whoever kidnapped me, better stop using your pagers now.
Bro I’m fucking set. Good luck to whoever kidnapped me, better stop using your pagers now.
January 6, 2025 at 10:32 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Bro I’m fucking set. Good luck to whoever kidnapped me, better stop using your pagers now.
Bro I’m fucking set. Good luck to whoever kidnapped me, better stop using your pagers now.
Still baffled when people complain about the pacing in The Last of Us II. What do you mean the story’s paced badly? Cuz of the flashback? It’s a fucking video game. I just spent a full hour scavenging supplies from every single nook and cranny of the map. If anyone’s fucking up the pace, it’s me.
January 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Still baffled when people complain about the pacing in The Last of Us II. What do you mean the story’s paced badly? Cuz of the flashback? It’s a fucking video game. I just spent a full hour scavenging supplies from every single nook and cranny of the map. If anyone’s fucking up the pace, it’s me.
Movie was a 10/10 and also eye opening for me when it comes to my personal style.
December 28, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Movie was a 10/10 and also eye opening for me when it comes to my personal style.
Anyone help me with an awkward situation I find myself in with some new coworkers? A wizard enlisted me to be a burglar for 13 dwarves and I’m great with faces but TERRIBLE with names.
December 28, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Anyone help me with an awkward situation I find myself in with some new coworkers? A wizard enlisted me to be a burglar for 13 dwarves and I’m great with faces but TERRIBLE with names.
Can’t imagine being in school while ChatGPT is a thing. You’re telling me I could have had AI write my essay on Oscar Wilde and all it would have taken was typing a prompt, hitting a button, and then burning through enough energy and water to sustain a small country for a day? Jealous.
December 21, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Can’t imagine being in school while ChatGPT is a thing. You’re telling me I could have had AI write my essay on Oscar Wilde and all it would have taken was typing a prompt, hitting a button, and then burning through enough energy and water to sustain a small country for a day? Jealous.
Genuinely cannot describe the feeling of pure nostalgic euphoria I feel booting up my PS5 with that classic PlayStation start-up tune again. Immediately sets me at ease. Please @playstation.com confirm if we’ll be able to customize all the sounds to remain this way once the anniversary has passed??
December 9, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Genuinely cannot describe the feeling of pure nostalgic euphoria I feel booting up my PS5 with that classic PlayStation start-up tune again. Immediately sets me at ease. Please @playstation.com confirm if we’ll be able to customize all the sounds to remain this way once the anniversary has passed??
No amount of money would convince me to betray my brothers and sisters of the proletariat.
FBI offers reward up to $50,000 as health care executive’s suspected killer evades police for fourth day: cnn.it/4goevIr
FBI offers reward up to $50,000 as health care executive’s suspected killer evades police for fourth day | CNN
As the investigation into the fatal shooting of a health care executive in Manhattan enters its fourth day, the FBI says it is offering a reward of up to $50,000 for information leading to an arrest a...
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December 8, 2024 at 5:42 PM
No amount of money would convince me to betray my brothers and sisters of the proletariat.
Odd, I don’t remember this one from Shel Silverstein’s collected works? Kidding, I wrote and illustrated this in a bout of depression and disillusionment and decided it needed to be shared.
November 22, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Odd, I don’t remember this one from Shel Silverstein’s collected works? Kidding, I wrote and illustrated this in a bout of depression and disillusionment and decided it needed to be shared.