Her: *pokes my stomach* Baby tummy.
Me: *gagged that I just got roasted by a 7 year old*
#justSPEDthings
Her: *pokes my stomach* Baby tummy.
Me: *gagged that I just got roasted by a 7 year old*
#justSPEDthings
My kiddo: *slaps another kid and gets sent home*
I guess it saves me work for the next time I’m out 🤷♂️
My kiddo: *slaps another kid and gets sent home*
I guess it saves me work for the next time I’m out 🤷♂️
He just went to another teacher and said “Tyler has short legs.”
Dead 💀💀💀
He just went to another teacher and said “Tyler has short legs.”
Dead 💀💀💀
I’ll spend hours working on my kid’s project that I’m damn proud of only for my kiddo to take a sharpie and color over everything.
I’ll spend hours working on my kid’s project that I’m damn proud of only for my kiddo to take a sharpie and color over everything.
That’s a vibe my dude.
That’s a vibe my dude.
Me listening to Streetlight Manifesto and feeling called out
Me listening to Streetlight Manifesto and feeling called out
On the flip side, one of my kids also threw a wet floor sign at my head and knocked me down.
On the flip side, one of my kids also threw a wet floor sign at my head and knocked me down.
Buddy I have to remind you to put your pants on every time you leave the bathroom. You are one to talk.
Buddy I have to remind you to put your pants on every time you leave the bathroom. You are one to talk.
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
Turns out, you would be wrong...
#Pathetic 😁
Turns out, you would be wrong...
#Pathetic 😁
Spouse: “Can do.”
Friends: “Copy that.”
Boyfriend: “So my character is a ten-foot tall raccoon demon from a minor plain of hell of which he is the king.”
Me: “….”
Spouse: “Can do.”
Friends: “Copy that.”
Boyfriend: “So my character is a ten-foot tall raccoon demon from a minor plain of hell of which he is the king.”
Me: “….”
I finally understand my obsession for Ariana’s performance in No One Mourns the Wicked. She treats it as much as Glinda’s song as Elphaba’s. At this point, she is the only one of their group alive/still “themselves” and it’s mostly due to her own wickedness
I finally understand my obsession for Ariana’s performance in No One Mourns the Wicked. She treats it as much as Glinda’s song as Elphaba’s. At this point, she is the only one of their group alive/still “themselves” and it’s mostly due to her own wickedness