Transformer Dad
@transformerdad.bsky.social
I am not Ron Swanson. I like Transformers and being the #1 Hasbro Shill. Opinions are not my own. Also: Hot Rod Sucks
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These colors are so beautiful. I love them, love them, love them.
-Legacy United Slipstream
-Legacy United Slipstream
I feel for the person who took these photos. There are times I’ve just gotten a figure and I’ve had it mistransformed, only to find out once I posted it online. This person has to live with this, everytime they see these photos now. I can feel a pit in my stomach for them.
Toy News: #Hasbro has officially revealed the long rumored redeco of "Studio Series 86" Hot Rod! Check out details here - bwtf.com/news/ss86-ho... #Transformers #actionfigures #toys
Toy News: Hasbro Reveals "Studio Series 86" Hot Rod "More Than Meets the Eye" Edition | Ben's World of Transformers
Earlier today Hasbro officially revealed the long rumored redeco of Studio Series 86 Hot Rod! The figure's new deco is based on his appearance in the movie and he comes with a bunch of new accessorie...
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January 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I feel for the person who took these photos. There are times I’ve just gotten a figure and I’ve had it mistransformed, only to find out once I posted it online. This person has to live with this, everytime they see these photos now. I can feel a pit in my stomach for them.
Dude, I’m not feeling it right now. Holy fuck.
January 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Dude, I’m not feeling it right now. Holy fuck.
It’s self care to lay on your bed in your undies and watch cartoons while playing with the toys that are on screen.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
It’s self care to lay on your bed in your undies and watch cartoons while playing with the toys that are on screen.
This Netflix Soundwave is the last Soundwave I’m ever buying.
(Soundwave turns yellow)
Legacy United is the last Soundwave I’m ever buying.
….
This SS TFTM Soundwave is the last ever that I’m buying.
(Sees Hot Rod in Pink, knowing Soundwave will come with white legs down the road…)
:(
(Soundwave turns yellow)
Legacy United is the last Soundwave I’m ever buying.
….
This SS TFTM Soundwave is the last ever that I’m buying.
(Sees Hot Rod in Pink, knowing Soundwave will come with white legs down the road…)
:(
January 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This Netflix Soundwave is the last Soundwave I’m ever buying.
(Soundwave turns yellow)
Legacy United is the last Soundwave I’m ever buying.
….
This SS TFTM Soundwave is the last ever that I’m buying.
(Sees Hot Rod in Pink, knowing Soundwave will come with white legs down the road…)
:(
(Soundwave turns yellow)
Legacy United is the last Soundwave I’m ever buying.
….
This SS TFTM Soundwave is the last ever that I’m buying.
(Sees Hot Rod in Pink, knowing Soundwave will come with white legs down the road…)
:(
DNA upgrade kits just prove there is a separation of classes in the fandom. lol.
January 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
DNA upgrade kits just prove there is a separation of classes in the fandom. lol.
1 down, 3 more to go this month. (That is if I don’t pull the trigger on Sureshot)
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
1 down, 3 more to go this month. (That is if I don’t pull the trigger on Sureshot)
6/365 …nom nom nom
📷 Transformers Retro (Walmart Exclusive) Skullcruncher
📷 Transformers Retro (Walmart Exclusive) Skullcruncher
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
6/365 …nom nom nom
📷 Transformers Retro (Walmart Exclusive) Skullcruncher
📷 Transformers Retro (Walmart Exclusive) Skullcruncher
“Skywarp turned into Cyclonus”
January 5, 2026 at 9:54 PM
“Skywarp turned into Cyclonus”
For the Royalty!
📷 Transformers Legacy Predacon Inferno
📷 Transformers Legacy Predacon Inferno
January 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
For the Royalty!
📷 Transformers Legacy Predacon Inferno
📷 Transformers Legacy Predacon Inferno
The right side of my brain says that I don’t want to do white BG photography anymore. But my brain’s left side tells me I can’t stop until all my figures are done.
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The right side of my brain says that I don’t want to do white BG photography anymore. But my brain’s left side tells me I can’t stop until all my figures are done.
Attn: Cat Lovers
Check out my fur pucks.
Check out my fur pucks.
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Attn: Cat Lovers
Check out my fur pucks.
Check out my fur pucks.
Kid is in school today. I dreamed of this day for the last week and a half. But everything seems off now.
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Kid is in school today. I dreamed of this day for the last week and a half. But everything seems off now.
No doubt it was the Holy Water sprinkled by a Catholic Priest on the end zone at Acrisure Stadium that allowed the Steelers to win.
January 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
No doubt it was the Holy Water sprinkled by a Catholic Priest on the end zone at Acrisure Stadium that allowed the Steelers to win.
I’m jealous of lazy ass parents who don’t do anything with their kids. A weekend of sledding and bowling coming to an end. I’m exhausted.
January 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I’m jealous of lazy ass parents who don’t do anything with their kids. A weekend of sledding and bowling coming to an end. I’m exhausted.
Day 4/365. The executioner of Charles I.
📷 Transformers Age of the Primes Animated Nemesis Prime
📷 Transformers Age of the Primes Animated Nemesis Prime
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Day 4/365. The executioner of Charles I.
📷 Transformers Age of the Primes Animated Nemesis Prime
📷 Transformers Age of the Primes Animated Nemesis Prime
I don’t have room for more toys. As I don’t think I can part with older versions of newer characters. Ohh the humanity!
January 4, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I don’t have room for more toys. As I don’t think I can part with older versions of newer characters. Ohh the humanity!
I have a goal of posting a new lightbox shot everyday this year. So today’s submission is the robot mode of Apeface. Hasbro paint schmootz included.
📷 Transformers WFC Trilogy Siege Apeface
📷 Transformers WFC Trilogy Siege Apeface
January 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I have a goal of posting a new lightbox shot everyday this year. So today’s submission is the robot mode of Apeface. Hasbro paint schmootz included.
📷 Transformers WFC Trilogy Siege Apeface
📷 Transformers WFC Trilogy Siege Apeface
I wish that transformers as a whole made more older prop planes like this, Hearts of Steel Starscream and RotF/HftD bi-planes.
📷 Transformers Sonic the Hedgehog Collaborative X Wingtail
📷 Transformers Sonic the Hedgehog Collaborative X Wingtail
January 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I wish that transformers as a whole made more older prop planes like this, Hearts of Steel Starscream and RotF/HftD bi-planes.
📷 Transformers Sonic the Hedgehog Collaborative X Wingtail
📷 Transformers Sonic the Hedgehog Collaborative X Wingtail
The bidding starts at $50 for this fine southern gentleman’s hat.
This is a black hat with the words “It gets hotter than a Hoochie Coochie.” Complete with golden Paisley embroidered swirls on the brim. Guaranteed to sweep the ladies off their feet. A can of Miller High Life not included.
This is a black hat with the words “It gets hotter than a Hoochie Coochie.” Complete with golden Paisley embroidered swirls on the brim. Guaranteed to sweep the ladies off their feet. A can of Miller High Life not included.
January 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The bidding starts at $50 for this fine southern gentleman’s hat.
This is a black hat with the words “It gets hotter than a Hoochie Coochie.” Complete with golden Paisley embroidered swirls on the brim. Guaranteed to sweep the ladies off their feet. A can of Miller High Life not included.
This is a black hat with the words “It gets hotter than a Hoochie Coochie.” Complete with golden Paisley embroidered swirls on the brim. Guaranteed to sweep the ladies off their feet. A can of Miller High Life not included.
Preordered a Brawl from Amazon for $44 + tax. Winning?
January 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Preordered a Brawl from Amazon for $44 + tax. Winning?
I’ve taken my Transformers Knowledge test for the third time this year. I’ve tested higher than every other dad who has taken this test. My numbers are off the charts!
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I’ve taken my Transformers Knowledge test for the third time this year. I’ve tested higher than every other dad who has taken this test. My numbers are off the charts!
Day and a half Holidays in the middle of the week should be outlawed. Like what the fuck is going on right now. I’ve had six weekends in the last week and a half.
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Day and a half Holidays in the middle of the week should be outlawed. Like what the fuck is going on right now. I’ve had six weekends in the last week and a half.
Introduce yourself with what I almost killed you.
Hi! I’m a mud hole just beyond that jump on the mountain bike trail
Hi! I’m a mud hole just beyond that jump on the mountain bike trail
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi! I'm a gallstone the size of a golfball!
Hi! I'm a gallstone the size of a golfball!
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm depression.
Hi, I'm depression.
January 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Introduce yourself with what I almost killed you.
Hi! I’m a mud hole just beyond that jump on the mountain bike trail
Hi! I’m a mud hole just beyond that jump on the mountain bike trail
Picture of the staff who operate my account:
January 2, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Picture of the staff who operate my account:
Listening to the Goonies while editing photos. We really thought we could find treasure anywhere after watching this movie. No wonder we left the house and ran wild until 10PM every night.
📷 Transformers Sonic the Hedgehog Collaborative X Blue Rooster
📷 Transformers Sonic the Hedgehog Collaborative X Blue Rooster
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Listening to the Goonies while editing photos. We really thought we could find treasure anywhere after watching this movie. No wonder we left the house and ran wild until 10PM every night.
📷 Transformers Sonic the Hedgehog Collaborative X Blue Rooster
📷 Transformers Sonic the Hedgehog Collaborative X Blue Rooster