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TrampaBae
@trampabae.bsky.social
Average Cock. Above Average Humor.
32. Husband. Gaymer. Bi. Bear. Floridian.
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I have run out of the espresso martinis and have now moved on to the Cutwater Lemon Drop.

Watch this space.
Two Cutwater espresso martinis in and FEELING it. 🥴🥴🥴
February 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
You’re lucky I broke the seal
February 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Softy for my bro
February 15, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Two Cutwater espresso martinis in and FEELING it. 🥴🥴🥴
February 15, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Happy Valentines 💙
February 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Do I trim?
February 10, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Happy #MCM to those who celebrate.
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Sometimes a lazy Saturday is just what you need.
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
So fucking cold and got the softy to prove it. 🥶
February 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Drink up
January 29, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Happy #humpday
January 28, 2026 at 11:35 AM
You ever see someone so fucking hot you just want to marry them? 🥵
All I have done is eat while being sick :/ R.I.P all the weight I lost.
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Four pics you’re using to defend your face card!

Figured I would hop on this. 😅
January 27, 2026 at 1:02 AM
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t record. Almost missed this one.
January 23, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Happy Wednesday 😇
January 21, 2026 at 1:10 PM
In or out?
January 21, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Was talking to someone about my weight loss and goals.

Damn… didn’t realize how far I’ve come. Still have a ways to go but I’m happy for my success.

Hoping to hit my goal by my bday.
January 20, 2026 at 6:37 PM
🤭
January 20, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Gotta let the little bro breathe in the sauna.
Would you play with him if you walked in on me?
January 20, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Shot the biggest load of my life and it wasn’t recorded.

Please respect my privacy during these difficult times.

😔
January 19, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Let’s keep #unhungsunday going

Almost gets lost in the bush when it’s this small and cold.
January 18, 2026 at 6:21 PM
May I offer you a very furry and very bushy #SCS?
January 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Got a little in my beard. Oops
January 17, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Dad vibes in 3D
January 17, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Dad vibes
January 17, 2026 at 5:47 AM