Having one of those days where you can’t tell whether everyone else is an idiot or I have somehow forgotten how to read
April 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Having one of those days where you can’t tell whether everyone else is an idiot or I have somehow forgotten how to read
Some interesting things happening despite the jobless period being seemingly endless
February 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Some interesting things happening despite the jobless period being seemingly endless
The Guardian proving that investigative journalism is alive and well
February 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The Guardian proving that investigative journalism is alive and well
Just realised the last time I used this was before I got married. Had to update my display name and shit
February 11, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Just realised the last time I used this was before I got married. Had to update my display name and shit
Gonna take a crack at bibimbap later. Reckon Aldi sells Gochujang?
September 17, 2023 at 12:19 PM
Gonna take a crack at bibimbap later. Reckon Aldi sells Gochujang?
Why do people just stand on those flat escalators at airports? Do they not know that if you walk on them they get a speed boost like in Mario Kart?
September 7, 2023 at 10:08 AM
Why do people just stand on those flat escalators at airports? Do they not know that if you walk on them they get a speed boost like in Mario Kart?
Booked busses to Heathrow for our flights. Simultaneously relieved at having the task completed and horrified that another obstacle between me and work has been removed
September 5, 2023 at 6:04 PM
Booked busses to Heathrow for our flights. Simultaneously relieved at having the task completed and horrified that another obstacle between me and work has been removed
Fuck this heat. It has no right
September 4, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Fuck this heat. It has no right
Back to the suit place to get final measurements and yet again find myself wearing trousers which cannot accommodate my MASSIVE CALVES
September 2, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Back to the suit place to get final measurements and yet again find myself wearing trousers which cannot accommodate my MASSIVE CALVES
Reposted by Tom
They’re called geodes
armored core rocks
August 31, 2023 at 5:26 AM
They’re called geodes
Has there ever been a point in time where meteorologists were more reliable than astrologists? I’m bored of rain when Met Office says no rain
August 31, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Has there ever been a point in time where meteorologists were more reliable than astrologists? I’m bored of rain when Met Office says no rain
Slush puppy flavour squash is a gamechanger
August 30, 2023 at 5:41 PM
Slush puppy flavour squash is a gamechanger
Nice seeing the twitter folk slowly migrate like rats from a sinking ship
August 30, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Nice seeing the twitter folk slowly migrate like rats from a sinking ship
Cori received two phone calls this morning from some window salesman and I’ve just looked over her shoulder to see her drafting an email with the subject “please leave me alone”
August 29, 2023 at 8:50 AM
Cori received two phone calls this morning from some window salesman and I’ve just looked over her shoulder to see her drafting an email with the subject “please leave me alone”