Dear Senate democrats:

I want to be here

It should of never happened.

The pins and needles in your legs were so worth it I'm sure

”Tadaaaa!!”

*how I roll into Lucky 13

I am an expert in animal law and it is, in fact, illegal to move a sleeping dog if they are asleep on you.

It is also illegal not to draw attention to something cute your animal is doing and getting mad if people don't look quick enough

♥️🐾

He loves you.

Yep.