𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐲𝐧𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐲.
𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴.
[just picking on the spirit at this point!]
[just picking on the spirit at this point!]
it seems you have much to learn in the way of trickery...
[a smirk on his muzzle, proud of his accomplishment.]
[ freezing upon taking notice of what he was eating , watching in horror as the leaf made its way down to the ground . ]
B-BLEH ! ! EWWH - ! ! EUGH ! ! BLAUGH !
[ spitting on the ground , dropping the bug as his tail fluffed up ! ]
i hope you're enjoying it.
[the elder spoke with feigned innocence, looking away as if he hadn't noticed.]
it seems you have much to learn in the way of trickery...
[a smirk on his muzzle, proud of his accomplishment.]
i hope you're enjoying it.
[the elder spoke with feigned innocence, looking away as if he hadn't noticed.]
. . . ! uwaaah ~ ! ✨
s-so sweet !
[ the tanuki sparkled with amazement , lips red with the cherry he ate ! messy . . . ]
[opening the little bag tied to his belt, he is offering it to teemo!]
try a bite. it's only fair we exchange snacks. be careful not to eat the pit.
i hope you're enjoying it.
[the elder spoke with feigned innocence, looking away as if he hadn't noticed.]
[opening the little bag tied to his belt, he is offering it to teemo!]
try a bite. it's only fair we exchange snacks. be careful not to eat the pit.
[ talking about the cherries , trying to tune out the taste of worms . gross , gross , gross ! ! soooo gross ! ]
are they really good ? sweet ?
[a little smirk on his muzzle. secretly sliding one of his shapeshifting leaves into the pile.]
you know, young spirit, i have been around these woods for a long time. have you ever tried the cherries here?
[opening the little bag tied to his belt, he is offering it to teemo!]
try a bite. it's only fair we exchange snacks. be careful not to eat the pit.
[a little smirk on his muzzle. secretly sliding one of his shapeshifting leaves into the pile.]
you know, young spirit, i have been around these woods for a long time. have you ever tried the cherries here?
[ secretly , teemo is scheming about how he’s going to prank hajime next . this next one has to be big ! the last two didn’t give him the reaction he wanted . . . ]
only the best leaves !
hm. i knew these leaves tasted differently, not oak...
[a little smirk on his muzzle. secretly sliding one of his shapeshifting leaves into the pile.]
you know, young spirit, i have been around these woods for a long time. have you ever tried the cherries here?
hm. i knew these leaves tasted differently, not oak...
[ feeling proud of his work , crossing his arms and emitting a sparkle ! ✨]
you won’t find any gross , disgusting earthworms in that !
[munch.]
but i can't complain. perhaps i'll find a tasty worm within these leaves...
hm. i knew these leaves tasted differently, not oak...
[munch.]
but i can't complain. perhaps i'll find a tasty worm within these leaves...
[ sticking his tongue out as hajime spoke a bit about his past . ]
what’s the point of eating all of that stuff when you can eat delicious snacks ? i’d rather eat plain rice than some leaves ! bleh !
it's not as bad as it could be, little one.
[munch.]
but i can't complain. perhaps i'll find a tasty worm within these leaves...
it's not as bad as it could be, little one.
[ baffled ! what the heck was this dude doing ? ! bursting out into laughter as he continued to chew on the leaves . ]
that’s so weird — ! leaves aren’t a snack , ya idiot ! heehee ! !
[he was a bit disappointed it was only leaves, but... he's eating them anyway???]
still, enjoyable for a snack...
it's not as bad as it could be, little one.
[he was a bit disappointed it was only leaves, but... he's eating them anyway???]
still, enjoyable for a snack...
[ the onigiri had a . . . blank taste . almost like you were chewing on air . you realize that onigiri hadn't been given to you , but a bundle of leaves that teemo shapeshifted to be , appearance wise , onigiri . ]
haa haa ! how's /that/ for a prank ? hehehee ~ ! ✨
[a breath of amusement as he took it, munching on it rather gleefully. mm!]
so, you make these, correct...?
[he was a bit disappointed it was only leaves, but... he's eating them anyway???]
still, enjoyable for a snack...
[a breath of amusement as he took it, munching on it rather gleefully. mm!]
so, you make these, correct...?
[ and just like that , teemo brought out some onigiri ! giving it to hajime with a welcoming smile ! ]
here ya go ! fresh , made with care , and delicious !
[he chuckled, wrinkling his snout after the playful remark.]
old and wrinkly? as if! i am like a fine spring buck!
[a breath of amusement as he took it, munching on it rather gleefully. mm!]
so, you make these, correct...?
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[he chuckled, wrinkling his snout after the playful remark.]
old and wrinkly? as if! i am like a fine spring buck!
i have some onigiri ! have you tried those before ? they're so good !
. . . bah , of course you have ! you're old and wrinkly !
[ teemo laughed , teasing the old man ! ]
[a nose twitch. the precision of his heightened senses could easily pick up on anything that could go wry with bad snacks, but he'd entertain them... even if they had wasabi.]
come closer, little one. don't be so far away.
[he chuckled, wrinkling his snout after the playful remark.]
old and wrinkly? as if! i am like a fine spring buck!
[a nose twitch. the precision of his heightened senses could easily pick up on anything that could go wry with bad snacks, but he'd entertain them... even if they had wasabi.]
come closer, little one. don't be so far away.
awh . . . i'll come up with better ones soon ! just you wait !
do you wanna have some snacks ? to make it up ?
[looking away, hand resting under his greying muzzle.]
your steps were loud and foolish, too.
[a nose twitch. the precision of his heightened senses could easily pick up on anything that could go wry with bad snacks, but he'd entertain them... even if they had wasabi.]
come closer, little one. don't be so far away.
[looking away, hand resting under his greying muzzle.]
your steps were loud and foolish, too.
hrmph ! you're no fun !
where is your surprise ? your anger ?
[ the child waved his arms around , irritated at the lack of reaction from the senior tanuki ! ]
are you done?
[looking away, hand resting under his greying muzzle.]
your steps were loud and foolish, too.
are you done?
are you done?
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