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💥 New Masculinity Monday 💥
COVID-19 + social media = a global sissification event? Marcus Cole examines how the pandemic, decreased testosterone, and TikTok trapped men in soyboy farms while only a handful resisted. 🦁
Real men are hunters, not cattle.
👉 Read here: praetorian.today/health/the-g...
COVID-19 + social media = a global sissification event? Marcus Cole examines how the pandemic, decreased testosterone, and TikTok trapped men in soyboy farms while only a handful resisted. 🦁
Real men are hunters, not cattle.
👉 Read here: praetorian.today/health/the-g...
The Global Sissification Hypothesis: How COVID and Social Media Weakened Men – Total Praetorian Network
The COVID-19 pandemic was unlike any other global event in recent history. While the exact cause-and-effect remains speculative, there’s a strong hypothe
praetorian.today
September 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
💥 New Masculinity Monday 💥
COVID-19 + social media = a global sissification event? Marcus Cole examines how the pandemic, decreased testosterone, and TikTok trapped men in soyboy farms while only a handful resisted. 🦁
Real men are hunters, not cattle.
👉 Read here: praetorian.today/health/the-g...
COVID-19 + social media = a global sissification event? Marcus Cole examines how the pandemic, decreased testosterone, and TikTok trapped men in soyboy farms while only a handful resisted. 🦁
Real men are hunters, not cattle.
👉 Read here: praetorian.today/health/the-g...
What if #Trump flooded #DeathValley?
In Episode 32 of Catastrophe Chronicles, the Mojave turns maritime as EO 14088-B unleashes the “Sea of Liberty.”
Salt fog, pink bacteria — geoengineering, Trump-style.
praetorian.today/science/eart...
#Climate #CatastropheChronicles #Geoengineering #SciFiRealism
In Episode 32 of Catastrophe Chronicles, the Mojave turns maritime as EO 14088-B unleashes the “Sea of Liberty.”
Salt fog, pink bacteria — geoengineering, Trump-style.
praetorian.today/science/eart...
#Climate #CatastropheChronicles #Geoengineering #SciFiRealism
Episode 32 – Sea of Liberty: When Trump Flooded Death Valley – Total Praetorian Network
You are a systems ecologist at UC Davis, but you might as well be a war reporter today. It begins with a tweet. “We will flood Death Valley. Finally some
praetorian.today
June 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What if #Trump flooded #DeathValley?
In Episode 32 of Catastrophe Chronicles, the Mojave turns maritime as EO 14088-B unleashes the “Sea of Liberty.”
Salt fog, pink bacteria — geoengineering, Trump-style.
praetorian.today/science/eart...
#Climate #CatastropheChronicles #Geoengineering #SciFiRealism
In Episode 32 of Catastrophe Chronicles, the Mojave turns maritime as EO 14088-B unleashes the “Sea of Liberty.”
Salt fog, pink bacteria — geoengineering, Trump-style.
praetorian.today/science/eart...
#Climate #CatastropheChronicles #Geoengineering #SciFiRealism
What if Trump ordered tech giants to cut off Europe?
In Episode 31 of Catastrophe Chronicles, a technician scrambles to keep clients afloat as Gmail, Drive & Calendar vanish. He thought he was ready. He wasn’t.
📡 “Clouds Burn First” now live:
praetorian.today/tech/episode...
In Episode 31 of Catastrophe Chronicles, a technician scrambles to keep clients afloat as Gmail, Drive & Calendar vanish. He thought he was ready. He wasn’t.
📡 “Clouds Burn First” now live:
praetorian.today/tech/episode...
Episode 31 – Trump’s Executive Order and the Great Data Decoupling – Total Praetorian Network
You are a computer technician. You’ve read the warnings.Not the headlines—those come too late. The real ones, hidden in the footnotes of policy memos a
praetorian.today
June 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
What if Trump ordered tech giants to cut off Europe?
In Episode 31 of Catastrophe Chronicles, a technician scrambles to keep clients afloat as Gmail, Drive & Calendar vanish. He thought he was ready. He wasn’t.
📡 “Clouds Burn First” now live:
praetorian.today/tech/episode...
In Episode 31 of Catastrophe Chronicles, a technician scrambles to keep clients afloat as Gmail, Drive & Calendar vanish. He thought he was ready. He wasn’t.
📡 “Clouds Burn First” now live:
praetorian.today/tech/episode...
💭 New Article 💭
Marcus Cole dives into the philosophies that shape his worldview. From Aristotle to Nietzsche, he shares the ideas that build strength and those that weaken men. 🦁
👉 Read: Philosophy of a Real Man: Inspirations and Enemies
#Masculinity #Philosophy
praetorian.today/masculinity/...
Marcus Cole dives into the philosophies that shape his worldview. From Aristotle to Nietzsche, he shares the ideas that build strength and those that weaken men. 🦁
👉 Read: Philosophy of a Real Man: Inspirations and Enemies
#Masculinity #Philosophy
praetorian.today/masculinity/...
Philosophy of a Real Man: Inspirations and Enemies – Total Praetorian Network
Philosophy isn’t just an academic pursuit for me—it’s the foundation of how I approach life. The way I think, act, and shape my path is deeply influe
praetorian.today
June 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
💭 New Article 💭
Marcus Cole dives into the philosophies that shape his worldview. From Aristotle to Nietzsche, he shares the ideas that build strength and those that weaken men. 🦁
👉 Read: Philosophy of a Real Man: Inspirations and Enemies
#Masculinity #Philosophy
praetorian.today/masculinity/...
Marcus Cole dives into the philosophies that shape his worldview. From Aristotle to Nietzsche, he shares the ideas that build strength and those that weaken men. 🦁
👉 Read: Philosophy of a Real Man: Inspirations and Enemies
#Masculinity #Philosophy
praetorian.today/masculinity/...
💫 What if the Milky Way’s black hole fired straight at Earth?
Episode 30: The Galactic Core Outburst is live.
Ozone collapse. Radiation storms. Faith, madness & science collide.
🌍 praetorian.today/science/spac...
#CatastropheChronicles #BlackHole #SpaceDisaster #TPN
Episode 30: The Galactic Core Outburst is live.
Ozone collapse. Radiation storms. Faith, madness & science collide.
🌍 praetorian.today/science/spac...
#CatastropheChronicles #BlackHole #SpaceDisaster #TPN
Episode 30 – The Galactic Core Outburst – Total Praetorian Network
You are Dr. Arlen Saidi, atmospheric physicist. But on nights like this, you’re also an artist. You’re standing beneath the clearest sky in the souther
praetorian.today
May 28, 2025 at 8:16 AM
💫 What if the Milky Way’s black hole fired straight at Earth?
Episode 30: The Galactic Core Outburst is live.
Ozone collapse. Radiation storms. Faith, madness & science collide.
🌍 praetorian.today/science/spac...
#CatastropheChronicles #BlackHole #SpaceDisaster #TPN
Episode 30: The Galactic Core Outburst is live.
Ozone collapse. Radiation storms. Faith, madness & science collide.
🌍 praetorian.today/science/spac...
#CatastropheChronicles #BlackHole #SpaceDisaster #TPN
🌍🧲 Can a collapse in masculine energy cause Earth’s magnetic field to fail?
In the new Catastrophe Chronicles, we review Core of Men — sci-fi, gym inspo, all magnetic madness.
✅ Real physics
❌ Scalar nonsense
🔗 praetorian.today/entertainmen...
#Geomasculism #CatastropheChronicles #CassandraNexus
In the new Catastrophe Chronicles, we review Core of Men — sci-fi, gym inspo, all magnetic madness.
✅ Real physics
❌ Scalar nonsense
🔗 praetorian.today/entertainmen...
#Geomasculism #CatastropheChronicles #CassandraNexus
May 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
🌍🧲 Can a collapse in masculine energy cause Earth’s magnetic field to fail?
In the new Catastrophe Chronicles, we review Core of Men — sci-fi, gym inspo, all magnetic madness.
✅ Real physics
❌ Scalar nonsense
🔗 praetorian.today/entertainmen...
#Geomasculism #CatastropheChronicles #CassandraNexus
In the new Catastrophe Chronicles, we review Core of Men — sci-fi, gym inspo, all magnetic madness.
✅ Real physics
❌ Scalar nonsense
🔗 praetorian.today/entertainmen...
#Geomasculism #CatastropheChronicles #CassandraNexus
“She pinned me down ‘til the panic broke.”
Gloria Vice’s controversial attachment therapy — full-body holds, eye contact, no excuses — is dividing opinions.
Mother Mayhem interviews Gloria, a grateful former patient, and a fierce critic.
🔗 praetorian.today/editorial/pi...
#GloriaVice #TPNWrestling
Gloria Vice’s controversial attachment therapy — full-body holds, eye contact, no excuses — is dividing opinions.
Mother Mayhem interviews Gloria, a grateful former patient, and a fierce critic.
🔗 praetorian.today/editorial/pi...
#GloriaVice #TPNWrestling
Pinned and Reborn: The Gloria Vice Debate – Total Praetorian Network
It’s not every day that one of our wrestlers divides the internet, the therapy world, and the autism advocacy community all at once. But Gloria Vice isn�
praetorian.today
April 5, 2025 at 9:31 AM
“She pinned me down ‘til the panic broke.”
Gloria Vice’s controversial attachment therapy — full-body holds, eye contact, no excuses — is dividing opinions.
Mother Mayhem interviews Gloria, a grateful former patient, and a fierce critic.
🔗 praetorian.today/editorial/pi...
#GloriaVice #TPNWrestling
Gloria Vice’s controversial attachment therapy — full-body holds, eye contact, no excuses — is dividing opinions.
Mother Mayhem interviews Gloria, a grateful former patient, and a fierce critic.
🔗 praetorian.today/editorial/pi...
#GloriaVice #TPNWrestling
Reckless ambition has a cost. Paolo Macchiarini’s deadly surgeries & Andrew Wakefield’s vaccine lies are cautionary tales of harm & betrayal. Read why their actions demand accountability: praetorian.today/entertainmen... #MedicalEthics #ScienceMatters
Wakefield & Macchiarini: Reckless Minds, Tragic Outcomes – Total Praetorian Network
In a world that values innovation and risk-taking, there’s a fine line between boldness and recklessness. Few embody this dangerous crossing more than An
praetorian.today
December 19, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Reckless ambition has a cost. Paolo Macchiarini’s deadly surgeries & Andrew Wakefield’s vaccine lies are cautionary tales of harm & betrayal. Read why their actions demand accountability: praetorian.today/entertainmen... #MedicalEthics #ScienceMatters
What would you sacrifice to join a powerful organization promising greatness? What If: Catastrophe Chronicles Episode 18 delves into the allure and control of the Order of the Dark Sun—and the mysterious Coming Storm. Read praetorian.today/tag/what-if-... #CultLife #WhatIf #CatastropheChronicles
December 18, 2024 at 10:27 AM
What would you sacrifice to join a powerful organization promising greatness? What If: Catastrophe Chronicles Episode 18 delves into the allure and control of the Order of the Dark Sun—and the mysterious Coming Storm. Read praetorian.today/tag/what-if-... #CultLife #WhatIf #CatastropheChronicles
Pain makes character! 💥🥚#ballbusting #kickintheballs
December 14, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Pain makes character! 💥🥚#ballbusting #kickintheballs
December 11, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Feeling stuck in your social life? 🛑 Stop the complaints and start leveling up! 💬✨ Fashion blogger Nicky Forrest shares her no-nonsense tips to boost your confidence and expand your social circle. Read now: praetorian.today/lifestyle/so... #SocialSuccess #LifeAdvice
November 25, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Feeling stuck in your social life? 🛑 Stop the complaints and start leveling up! 💬✨ Fashion blogger Nicky Forrest shares her no-nonsense tips to boost your confidence and expand your social circle. Read now: praetorian.today/lifestyle/so... #SocialSuccess #LifeAdvice
Real men in tech embrace the challenge of AI to dominate the digital world. #alphacoders #ChatGPT #AIrevolution
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November 23, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Real men in tech embrace the challenge of AI to dominate the digital world. #alphacoders #ChatGPT #AIrevolution
praetorian.today/tech/unleash...
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