Totally Real SB Facts
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Telling you only the most real of facts in sports the mainstream sports media DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR
That's a wrap for #TotallyRealSBFacts 2025! Thank you as always to my cowritters @blanksy42.bsky.social and @rachelblank.bsky.social for making me sound funnier than I am! I'm going to DW!!!
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
That's a wrap for #TotallyRealSBFacts 2025! Thank you as always to my cowritters @blanksy42.bsky.social and @rachelblank.bsky.social for making me sound funnier than I am! I'm going to DW!!!
Totally Real Fact #11: The refs have decided to remove 21 points from the Eagles because Patrick Mahomes had his fingers crossed behind his back when he threw those interceptions. #totallyrealsbfacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Totally Real Fact #11: The refs have decided to remove 21 points from the Eagles because Patrick Mahomes had his fingers crossed behind his back when he threw those interceptions. #totallyrealsbfacts #SuperBowl
#TotallyRealSBFacts is brought to you this year by Big-Corporation who wants to remind you that we support the rights of black people (now that it's trendy), but we are also ending any diversity programs. Please buy our products. #ToallyRealADVertisement #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
#TotallyRealSBFacts is brought to you this year by Big-Corporation who wants to remind you that we support the rights of black people (now that it's trendy), but we are also ending any diversity programs. Please buy our products. #ToallyRealADVertisement #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #10: The fact that the Pro Bowl exists implies that the Super Bowl is played by amateurs. #totallyrealsbfacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Totally Real Fact #10: The fact that the Pro Bowl exists implies that the Super Bowl is played by amateurs. #totallyrealsbfacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #9: Once these players realize that there’s a part of your foot called the ball, they are going to feel so silly #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Totally Real Fact #9: Once these players realize that there’s a part of your foot called the ball, they are going to feel so silly #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
We here at Totally Real SB Facts do not encourage sports betting; we only lay money down predicting which washed up celebrity will be shilling for DraftKings this year.
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We here at Totally Real SB Facts do not encourage sports betting; we only lay money down predicting which washed up celebrity will be shilling for DraftKings this year.
Why don't pictures like this ever trend?!?
February 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Why don't pictures like this ever trend?!?
Totally Real Fact #8: Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni is a fellow upstate New Yorker, and knows exactly what the Bills Mafia will do to him if he does not deliver retribution tonight #TotallyRealSBFacts #AwfulNiceKneecapsYouGotThere
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February 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Totally Real Fact #8: Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni is a fellow upstate New Yorker, and knows exactly what the Bills Mafia will do to him if he does not deliver retribution tonight #TotallyRealSBFacts #AwfulNiceKneecapsYouGotThere
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#SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #7: Patrick Mahomes is spending his halftime trying to figure out if it is worse to be shut out in the Super Bowl or be called a pedophile on national television. #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Totally Real Fact #7: Patrick Mahomes is spending his halftime trying to figure out if it is worse to be shut out in the Super Bowl or be called a pedophile on national television. #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
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February 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I look forward to boycotting whichever brand uses an AI generated ad first #TotallyRealSBFacts
February 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I look forward to boycotting whichever brand uses an AI generated ad first #TotallyRealSBFacts
February 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Totally Real Totally Real SB Fact Fact #1: Like every year, fans of Totally Real SB Facts will receive one free fact for every touchdown the Bills score. So pay up! #TotallyRealSBFacts
February 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Totally Real Totally Real SB Fact Fact #1: Like every year, fans of Totally Real SB Facts will receive one free fact for every touchdown the Bills score. So pay up! #TotallyRealSBFacts
Totally Real Fact #6: It may seem like a bad idea for the Chiefs to keep giving the ball back to The Eagles but they are hoping that they can tire out Jalen Hurts by scoring so much. #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Totally Real Fact #6: It may seem like a bad idea for the Chiefs to keep giving the ball back to The Eagles but they are hoping that they can tire out Jalen Hurts by scoring so much. #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #5: As an incentive not to blow it, the losing team will be personally purchased by Elon Musk, and all players have to attend his birthday party #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Totally Real Fact #5: As an incentive not to blow it, the losing team will be personally purchased by Elon Musk, and all players have to attend his birthday party #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #4: Should Patrick Mahones fail to secure victory tonight, all knowledge of “Jake From Statefarm” will be wiped from our collective consciousness #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Totally Real Fact #4: Should Patrick Mahones fail to secure victory tonight, all knowledge of “Jake From Statefarm” will be wiped from our collective consciousness #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
I really thought I would be seeing more grippers considering the name of this sport #FalseAdvertising #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I really thought I would be seeing more grippers considering the name of this sport #FalseAdvertising #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #3: Buffalo Bills fan use their saltiness from the playoff results to salt the ice on their roads #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Totally Real Fact #3: Buffalo Bills fan use their saltiness from the playoff results to salt the ice on their roads #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #2: If you don’t like the calls being made during this game, be sure to check out your team’s GoFundMe page to crowdsource a bribe for tonight’s referees #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Totally Real Fact #2: If you don’t like the calls being made during this game, be sure to check out your team’s GoFundMe page to crowdsource a bribe for tonight’s referees #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
Totally Real Fact #1: The Game Master has determined that all of the Chiefs plays will be rolled with advantage. #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Totally Real Fact #1: The Game Master has determined that all of the Chiefs plays will be rolled with advantage. #TotallyRealSBFacts #SuperBowl
AMERICA IS PUMPED FOR TONIGHT!!!
February 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
AMERICA IS PUMPED FOR TONIGHT!!!
Jealousy
Turning Saints into the bystanders in their own stadium
Swimming through the Super Bowl
Choking on your foul calls
But it's just the facts I give
Destiny is calling me
Open up your eager mind
'Cause I'm Mr. #TotallyRealSBFacts
Turning Saints into the bystanders in their own stadium
Swimming through the Super Bowl
Choking on your foul calls
But it's just the facts I give
Destiny is calling me
Open up your eager mind
'Cause I'm Mr. #TotallyRealSBFacts
February 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Jealousy
Turning Saints into the bystanders in their own stadium
Swimming through the Super Bowl
Choking on your foul calls
But it's just the facts I give
Destiny is calling me
Open up your eager mind
'Cause I'm Mr. #TotallyRealSBFacts
Turning Saints into the bystanders in their own stadium
Swimming through the Super Bowl
Choking on your foul calls
But it's just the facts I give
Destiny is calling me
Open up your eager mind
'Cause I'm Mr. #TotallyRealSBFacts