claire ✨
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Instagram is literally unusable now. My feed auto refreshes every 10 seconds; I can’t finish reading a single post
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Instagram is literally unusable now. My feed auto refreshes every 10 seconds; I can’t finish reading a single post
We can have a little glimmer of hope, as a treat
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
We can have a little glimmer of hope, as a treat
This is exactly what it feels like to explain groypers and what a soyjack is to my parents
What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator
September 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is exactly what it feels like to explain groypers and what a soyjack is to my parents
NOOOOOOOO
Coast to Coast 🗽➡️🌴
Angel City FC has acquired midfielder Nealy Martin through a trade with NJ/NY Gotham FC.
Angel City FC has acquired midfielder Nealy Martin through a trade with NJ/NY Gotham FC.
September 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
NOOOOOOOO
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Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
August 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The new Superman movie is better than any slop Marvel has put out in the last century
August 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The new Superman movie is better than any slop Marvel has put out in the last century
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
BAN KNEES
Absolutely devastating news from the Mystics. Georgia Amoore tore her ACL in yesterday’s practice.
April 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
BAN KNEES
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Today's Headlines
April 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Today's Headlines
Hate that for HVL, but we’ve been spared from the villain timeline aka SP getting a chip
April 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hate that for HVL, but we’ve been spared from the villain timeline aka SP getting a chip
You know what kinda day it’s gonna be when it starts with TikTok showing you an actual decomposing dead body on your fyp
March 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
You know what kinda day it’s gonna be when it starts with TikTok showing you an actual decomposing dead body on your fyp
Every time I browse a subreddit for a new show I’m watching, I spend about five minutes scrolling before thinking “Man, do any of you guys even like [show]?”
March 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Every time I browse a subreddit for a new show I’m watching, I spend about five minutes scrolling before thinking “Man, do any of you guys even like [show]?”
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It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
March 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
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HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON... THERE'S A WOMAN RIGHT? AND WHAT DOES SHE DO? BELIEVES, SHE BELIEVES BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE'S THERE AND SHE BELIEVES, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.
February 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON... THERE'S A WOMAN RIGHT? AND WHAT DOES SHE DO? BELIEVES, SHE BELIEVES BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE'S THERE AND SHE BELIEVES, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.
Sometimes I think about how if Taylor Swift had married that Kennedy she dated in 2012, RFK Jr. would be her father in law
January 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Sometimes I think about how if Taylor Swift had married that Kennedy she dated in 2012, RFK Jr. would be her father in law
MySpace has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever by introducing short-form video content and becoming the new TikTok
January 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
MySpace has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever by introducing short-form video content and becoming the new TikTok
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 25,1944
December 25,1944
December 25, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 25,1944
December 25,1944
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Yes. This. 100%. There has been a cottage industry of grifters who have spent 8 years posting 4 times a day fantasies about how Trump is going to jail. That is never going to happen. Stop giving them time attention and money and live in reality so we can protect what little liberty we have left.
My point is:
Trump is not ever going to be held accountable for any of his misdeeds.
Please do not listen to people who are going to spend the next 4 years pretending there’s a chance that Trump is going to get got in 2029. That’s literally not going to happen.
Trump is not ever going to be held accountable for any of his misdeeds.
Please do not listen to people who are going to spend the next 4 years pretending there’s a chance that Trump is going to get got in 2029. That’s literally not going to happen.
December 1, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Yes. This. 100%. There has been a cottage industry of grifters who have spent 8 years posting 4 times a day fantasies about how Trump is going to jail. That is never going to happen. Stop giving them time attention and money and live in reality so we can protect what little liberty we have left.
SOMEONE SCORE I WANNA GO TO BED (preferably the Jackets tho)
November 30, 2024 at 5:01 AM
SOMEONE SCORE I WANNA GO TO BED (preferably the Jackets tho)
Marta dropping the fuck word on CBS. Nature is healing
November 24, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Marta dropping the fuck word on CBS. Nature is healing
#NWSLAfterDark Championship Edition. Let’s get it
November 24, 2024 at 1:04 AM
#NWSLAfterDark Championship Edition. Let’s get it
The Chiefs losing almost makes up for Jake Paul not getting his ear bitten off… almost
November 18, 2024 at 12:27 AM
The Chiefs losing almost makes up for Jake Paul not getting his ear bitten off… almost