theo
@torturedtheo.bsky.social
rachel weisz and aloto women | comedy enthusiast | musical theatre kid | any pronouns | 26 | brazilian
I never use here anymore, but I'm kinda too ashamed to tell anyone I know irl that I meet up with a friend who I met in college and who graduated with me and she told me she already has fourteen patients. we haven't been out of school for even a year yet and she doesn't use any social media to
December 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I never use here anymore, but I'm kinda too ashamed to tell anyone I know irl that I meet up with a friend who I met in college and who graduated with me and she told me she already has fourteen patients. we haven't been out of school for even a year yet and she doesn't use any social media to
therapist: <takes a slow breath and writes something down>
me (internally): I’m failing therapy. this is bad. I’m going to get an F in therapy, which is both reasonable to fear and possible to achieve.
me (internally): I’m failing therapy. this is bad. I’m going to get an F in therapy, which is both reasonable to fear and possible to achieve.
December 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
therapist: <takes a slow breath and writes something down>
me (internally): I’m failing therapy. this is bad. I’m going to get an F in therapy, which is both reasonable to fear and possible to achieve.
me (internally): I’m failing therapy. this is bad. I’m going to get an F in therapy, which is both reasonable to fear and possible to achieve.
my best friend and I had a fight. I initiated it because she did something that hurt me, but when we talked, I realised I was being silly and I appreciate her and our friendship and I wanted to stop fighting and go back to normal. she seemed fine and even when we were like fighting, she was very
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
my best friend and I had a fight. I initiated it because she did something that hurt me, but when we talked, I realised I was being silly and I appreciate her and our friendship and I wanted to stop fighting and go back to normal. she seemed fine and even when we were like fighting, she was very
I haven't used this app in a long time, but I need to get something out of my chest and I don't wanna say it anywhere people I know irl can read it
October 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I haven't used this app in a long time, but I need to get something out of my chest and I don't wanna say it anywhere people I know irl can read it
I have been rewatching desperate housewives and oh my god, susan is the most annoying woman in the world
September 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I have been rewatching desperate housewives and oh my god, susan is the most annoying woman in the world
eek I'm already at the waiting area in the airport I'm so excited
September 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
eek I'm already at the waiting area in the airport I'm so excited
I was able to sleep a little bit, even though I was so anxious and I woke up ten minutes earlier than my alarm. everything is ready and I'm just waiting for an schedule uber
September 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I was able to sleep a little bit, even though I was so anxious and I woke up ten minutes earlier than my alarm. everything is ready and I'm just waiting for an schedule uber
NOW every thing for my trip is ready and I still have six hours until I have to leave (the only thing is I will need something to eat in the meanwhile and will have to wash the dishes)
September 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
NOW every thing for my trip is ready and I still have six hours until I have to leave (the only thing is I will need something to eat in the meanwhile and will have to wash the dishes)
BOTH the stuff I needed for the trip and ordered online didn't arrive. I'm gonna get my money back, but damn I need to stop being lazy and going out to buy stuff I need in specific dates
September 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
BOTH the stuff I needed for the trip and ordered online didn't arrive. I'm gonna get my money back, but damn I need to stop being lazy and going out to buy stuff I need in specific dates
I've ordered a carry-on luggage and it said it would arrive today and I believed whole heartly that it would because I'm too lazy to go shopping in an actual mall and like I'm going to the airpoirt at 3 in the morning, so if it doesn't arrive, I'm fucked.
September 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I've ordered a carry-on luggage and it said it would arrive today and I believed whole heartly that it would because I'm too lazy to go shopping in an actual mall and like I'm going to the airpoirt at 3 in the morning, so if it doesn't arrive, I'm fucked.
every time I watch something with heterosexual couples I am so fucking glad to be a lesbian. women/non-men in general may suck in many ways, but never in this specific patriarchal misogynistic way men do.
September 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
every time I watch something with heterosexual couples I am so fucking glad to be a lesbian. women/non-men in general may suck in many ways, but never in this specific patriarchal misogynistic way men do.
purposely didn't call my dad yesterday on his birthday and woke up today to a hundred missed calls from my mother worried that I had died
September 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
purposely didn't call my dad yesterday on his birthday and woke up today to a hundred missed calls from my mother worried that I had died
carlos messing up gabrielle's contraceptives was so fucking evil omg
September 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
carlos messing up gabrielle's contraceptives was so fucking evil omg
I'm rewatching desperate housewives and I remember being so furious with gaby's first storyline. she's literally abusing a teenager and although he sounds and acts like a willing participant, he was only 16 when this started to happen. I don't see her as a pedophile, in the strict sense, but
September 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I'm rewatching desperate housewives and I remember being so furious with gaby's first storyline. she's literally abusing a teenager and although he sounds and acts like a willing participant, he was only 16 when this started to happen. I don't see her as a pedophile, in the strict sense, but
I bought groceries and asked them to deliver it at my apartment, but they said they would come between 10 and 1 and they aren't here yet. this would be fine because I'll be at home all day, but I have therapy at 2 and I don't want to be disrupted
September 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I bought groceries and asked them to deliver it at my apartment, but they said they would come between 10 and 1 and they aren't here yet. this would be fine because I'll be at home all day, but I have therapy at 2 and I don't want to be disrupted
you know svu is so damn long that they repeat guest actors. sometimes it's for the same role and that makes sense but assuming no one will remembe, there's also instances where the same actor plays different roles and I've watched it so many times I actually can spot that
September 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
you know svu is so damn long that they repeat guest actors. sometimes it's for the same role and that makes sense but assuming no one will remembe, there's also instances where the same actor plays different roles and I've watched it so many times I actually can spot that
for me l&o svu is the only l&o there is, so I just heard some actress was in l&o and I was like "I don't remember her" only to google it and realise it's the original one and not svu
August 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
for me l&o svu is the only l&o there is, so I just heard some actress was in l&o and I was like "I don't remember her" only to google it and realise it's the original one and not svu
my ex was off instagram for personal reasons on the brief time we dated and I asked to follow her like when we first met and of course that I didn't think about it when we broke up. apparently she is on instagram again and has just accepted my request. which could mean nothing.
August 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
my ex was off instagram for personal reasons on the brief time we dated and I asked to follow her like when we first met and of course that I didn't think about it when we broke up. apparently she is on instagram again and has just accepted my request. which could mean nothing.
angel (the series) is better than buffy the vampire slayer because after angel (the character) leaves buffy, you're left with buffy (annoying) and xander (loser) and the only good character is willow (lesbian)
August 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
angel (the series) is better than buffy the vampire slayer because after angel (the character) leaves buffy, you're left with buffy (annoying) and xander (loser) and the only good character is willow (lesbian)
angel literally being tortured with the memory that he turned mortal and could have a life with buffy, but gave that up for her own sake and the sake of others omg
August 31, 2025 at 12:15 PM
angel literally being tortured with the memory that he turned mortal and could have a life with buffy, but gave that up for her own sake and the sake of others omg
Reposted by theo
Amo tanto ser lésbica amo a palavra lésbica amo tudo que implica em ser lésbica amo amo amo
Acho que meu momento de me descobrir lésbica é tão especial pra mim que eu reviveria o quão libertador foi inúmeras vezes
Acho que meu momento de me descobrir lésbica é tão especial pra mim que eu reviveria o quão libertador foi inúmeras vezes
August 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Amo tanto ser lésbica amo a palavra lésbica amo tudo que implica em ser lésbica amo amo amo
Acho que meu momento de me descobrir lésbica é tão especial pra mim que eu reviveria o quão libertador foi inúmeras vezes
Acho que meu momento de me descobrir lésbica é tão especial pra mim que eu reviveria o quão libertador foi inúmeras vezes
I have a crush on a girl I met on twitter in 2014 and we became friends in 2016 and we were never super close or anything, but she's always nice every time I talk to her and I'm sure she's the prettiest girl on the planet
August 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I have a crush on a girl I met on twitter in 2014 and we became friends in 2016 and we were never super close or anything, but she's always nice every time I talk to her and I'm sure she's the prettiest girl on the planet
setembro nem começou e eu já não posso gastar nada
August 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
setembro nem começou e eu já não posso gastar nada
I completely forgot that when traveling by plane you can't have liquids heavier than 100ml in your handbag and I bought a lot of stuff I'm gonna need for my trip that are like 400 or 500ml, so now I have to buy little frasks
August 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I completely forgot that when traveling by plane you can't have liquids heavier than 100ml in your handbag and I bought a lot of stuff I'm gonna need for my trip that are like 400 or 500ml, so now I have to buy little frasks
not buffy being totally freaked out that willow is in love with tara
August 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
not buffy being totally freaked out that willow is in love with tara