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TortTime
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Officiall twitter of Zoya Pants the tortoise and TortTime blog: tort-time.org (under maintenance) & TortTime on FB! Turtles and Tortoises 24/7 💜🐢
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The deeper meaning behind "almost no healthy children die of the measles" is that, when children do die of the measles, it's only ever because they were already ill. And the deeper meaning behind that is "well, we can't save 'em all." And that's just...17th century thinking.
May 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m not stuck this is just l my new workout! A tortoise has to look her best ya know? #tortoise #turtle #herp
January 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Someone must've been sneaking Tortoise treats over Christmas 'cos he's gained a gram since the middle of December. 🐢💚😁😄
January 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Hugs to all, Merry Christmas, and happy Hannukah! Heres a video of my favorite part of Christmas 😍 (hers too I think haha) #tortoise #noms #pets #cute
December 26, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Merry Christmas!! Happy Hannukah! I hope everyone had a wonderful day and falls asleep with a full belly under the tree (like me!) 😍💚🐢 #tortoise #turtle #MerryChristmas #HappyHannukah
December 26, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I heard Santa was on his way with treats.. I hope he hurries up! #happyholidays to all our tortoise, doggo, kitty, dragon, four legged pet friends and their humans. Here’s hoping we get dandelions in our stockings! Humans don't like dandies? Oh then best give them to me 😁
December 24, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Bum scratches requested? Bum scratches provided. Tortoise knows what she wants 😂😍
December 15, 2024 at 9:49 PM
I’m not begging I’m just demanding patiently #tortoise #turtle #herp #cutepets
December 2, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Happy noms I mean #Thanksgiving to all celebrating we hope everyone has wonderful day! Most of all, may all #turtle and #tortoise bellies be full and naps be long 😍
November 28, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Who needs turkey I got a Dandie today!!
November 28, 2024 at 12:15 AM
It’s important to do a daily enclosure patrol to make sure everything is in order.. and remind your human you hate the water dish. #tortoise #turtle #herp
November 19, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I polish up real nice 😍 I’m TortTime on the TikTok 💜🫶 but my human stole my video for a bead.
November 17, 2024 at 9:10 PM
My human is on her way back from an epic adventure and rumor has it she is bringing me back a GIANT bag of snacks! She promises we will start updating regularly again when she gets home ( and I eat every bite of those dandies)
November 17, 2024 at 9:06 PM
The plant side eyed me, the water was clean and WET! What is this!?
November 11, 2024 at 10:22 PM
It’s #GivingTuesday2023 and we don’t want you to forget the turtles! Zoya has compiled a list of just a few great organizations that support #turtles and #tortoise! Check them out! Share, add, and love your shell friends today and everyday! bit.ly/TuesdayTurtles
November 29, 2023 at 5:39 AM
Nature created it, Zoya’s just earning some dandelions! The #tortoise taxi is at your service! #halloween
November 1, 2023 at 12:04 AM
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Girl made me a great bath at lunch time, and I've been a sea turtle ever since then.
October 17, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Just a little mid lunch tortoise yoga!
October 18, 2023 at 5:32 PM
I’m finally here! Hooray!
October 14, 2023 at 3:15 PM