Tori Ross 🌮🌮
@toriross76.bsky.social
Writer. Political junkie. Dog mom. Be nice about typos. I probably don't have my damn glasses on.
Guess which industry donated to Chuck Schumer the last tine he was up for re-election? According to Google, it was the airlines. Two days after the airlines were told to cut 10% of flights, suddenly Schumer folds and trusts Thune to bring to a vote.
Absolutely embarrassing. Primary the ten!
Absolutely embarrassing. Primary the ten!
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Guess which industry donated to Chuck Schumer the last tine he was up for re-election? According to Google, it was the airlines. Two days after the airlines were told to cut 10% of flights, suddenly Schumer folds and trusts Thune to bring to a vote.
Absolutely embarrassing. Primary the ten!
Absolutely embarrassing. Primary the ten!
Nothing is funnier than seeing a white, middle-aged PE teacher from Missouri ranting and raving about all the free stuff Mamdani will give NY.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Nothing is funnier than seeing a white, middle-aged PE teacher from Missouri ranting and raving about all the free stuff Mamdani will give NY.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
When I was pregnant with my 2nd kid, my sciatica was so bad that I thought about asking my ob for a walker.
Tylenol was taken.
That same pregnancy, my toddler gave me hand foot and mouth disease. I took Tylenol for the fever. If I hadn't, THAT fever could have harmed my kid.
Don't listen to RFK.
Tylenol was taken.
That same pregnancy, my toddler gave me hand foot and mouth disease. I took Tylenol for the fever. If I hadn't, THAT fever could have harmed my kid.
Don't listen to RFK.
September 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
When I was pregnant with my 2nd kid, my sciatica was so bad that I thought about asking my ob for a walker.
Tylenol was taken.
That same pregnancy, my toddler gave me hand foot and mouth disease. I took Tylenol for the fever. If I hadn't, THAT fever could have harmed my kid.
Don't listen to RFK.
Tylenol was taken.
That same pregnancy, my toddler gave me hand foot and mouth disease. I took Tylenol for the fever. If I hadn't, THAT fever could have harmed my kid.
Don't listen to RFK.
So many calling this a false flag set up by Trump to distract from files.
If it was a distraction, and the goal was to start a big "war" between left and right, it would have happened in a blue state so Trump could point at it and send in his storm troopers. Not red ass Utah.
#charliekirk
If it was a distraction, and the goal was to start a big "war" between left and right, it would have happened in a blue state so Trump could point at it and send in his storm troopers. Not red ass Utah.
#charliekirk
September 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
So many calling this a false flag set up by Trump to distract from files.
If it was a distraction, and the goal was to start a big "war" between left and right, it would have happened in a blue state so Trump could point at it and send in his storm troopers. Not red ass Utah.
#charliekirk
If it was a distraction, and the goal was to start a big "war" between left and right, it would have happened in a blue state so Trump could point at it and send in his storm troopers. Not red ass Utah.
#charliekirk
Unpopular opinion...
Aldi Oreo dupes are better than Oreos. Fight me.
Aldi Oreo dupes are better than Oreos. Fight me.
August 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Unpopular opinion...
Aldi Oreo dupes are better than Oreos. Fight me.
Aldi Oreo dupes are better than Oreos. Fight me.
Diddler on the Roof needs a dementia test.
August 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Diddler on the Roof needs a dementia test.
I saw an ad that said, "Seniors born 1941 through 1979."
Um. Seniors? 1979?
Wtf.
Um. Seniors? 1979?
Wtf.
August 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I saw an ad that said, "Seniors born 1941 through 1979."
Um. Seniors? 1979?
Wtf.
Um. Seniors? 1979?
Wtf.
World Central Kitchen has a 100% score on Charity Navigator and you can designate that you want $ to go to Gaza by clicking on that particular issue on the website. Just sayin'
July 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
World Central Kitchen has a 100% score on Charity Navigator and you can designate that you want $ to go to Gaza by clicking on that particular issue on the website. Just sayin'
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Imagine I’d said Satan was a “really terrific guy,” backed it up with photos of us together in the 90s, and then blamed Obama
July 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Imagine I’d said Satan was a “really terrific guy,” backed it up with photos of us together in the 90s, and then blamed Obama
I honestly cannot stop watching the video of Vance running at Disneyland.
One commenter said he's the most feminine VP we've ever had after VP Harris sent me over the cliff.
I just keep watching it and laughing.
One commenter said he's the most feminine VP we've ever had after VP Harris sent me over the cliff.
I just keep watching it and laughing.
July 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I honestly cannot stop watching the video of Vance running at Disneyland.
One commenter said he's the most feminine VP we've ever had after VP Harris sent me over the cliff.
I just keep watching it and laughing.
One commenter said he's the most feminine VP we've ever had after VP Harris sent me over the cliff.
I just keep watching it and laughing.
my oldest is at camp. My husband took the youngest to a movie. I have no idea what to eat for girl dinner because I never get girl dinner.
July 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
my oldest is at camp. My husband took the youngest to a movie. I have no idea what to eat for girl dinner because I never get girl dinner.
I was considering taking that ADD test to see what type I have.
It's 70 questions.
Let that sink in. Seventy questions to test ADD. Like, does it tell me what type I am if I give up at 10?
It's 70 questions.
Let that sink in. Seventy questions to test ADD. Like, does it tell me what type I am if I give up at 10?
July 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I was considering taking that ADD test to see what type I have.
It's 70 questions.
Let that sink in. Seventy questions to test ADD. Like, does it tell me what type I am if I give up at 10?
It's 70 questions.
Let that sink in. Seventy questions to test ADD. Like, does it tell me what type I am if I give up at 10?
Hmm. It looks like ICE will be doing some hiring...looks like a good opportunity for someone who would like to get an inside look at how things are run there.
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
July 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hmm. It looks like ICE will be doing some hiring...looks like a good opportunity for someone who would like to get an inside look at how things are run there.
Action of the day:
Go out to Etsy and report the alligator Alcatraz merchandise. Some of the tees show or refer to people being fed to the gators.
I reported about 30 and stopped so they wouldn't ban my account. Comment on their social media too.
Etsy is gross for this
#Etsy #alligatoralcatraz
Go out to Etsy and report the alligator Alcatraz merchandise. Some of the tees show or refer to people being fed to the gators.
I reported about 30 and stopped so they wouldn't ban my account. Comment on their social media too.
Etsy is gross for this
#Etsy #alligatoralcatraz
July 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Action of the day:
Go out to Etsy and report the alligator Alcatraz merchandise. Some of the tees show or refer to people being fed to the gators.
I reported about 30 and stopped so they wouldn't ban my account. Comment on their social media too.
Etsy is gross for this
#Etsy #alligatoralcatraz
Go out to Etsy and report the alligator Alcatraz merchandise. Some of the tees show or refer to people being fed to the gators.
I reported about 30 and stopped so they wouldn't ban my account. Comment on their social media too.
Etsy is gross for this
#Etsy #alligatoralcatraz
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Most churches, like most schools, run on the unpaid labor of women…
June 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Most churches, like most schools, run on the unpaid labor of women…
In front of Mcdonalds protesting. This particular store is giving protesters discounts. 😂😂
June 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
In front of Mcdonalds protesting. This particular store is giving protesters discounts. 😂😂
3 times as many people here this time. Red city. Red state.
June 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
3 times as many people here this time. Red city. Red state.
I did it, folks. I got another Experien alert that I'm not using my credit card as much.
It's nice to know they care and are checking on me.
This is the second one this year, one in January, and one now.
That's how my low buy 2025 is going. 💥
It's nice to know they care and are checking on me.
This is the second one this year, one in January, and one now.
That's how my low buy 2025 is going. 💥
June 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I did it, folks. I got another Experien alert that I'm not using my credit card as much.
It's nice to know they care and are checking on me.
This is the second one this year, one in January, and one now.
That's how my low buy 2025 is going. 💥
It's nice to know they care and are checking on me.
This is the second one this year, one in January, and one now.
That's how my low buy 2025 is going. 💥
When my young teen wants to go for a weekend 3 hours away to the Ozarks with her friend whose family I have never met, know nothing about, and I'm only supposed to go on the fact that the mom worked at my kids' elementary school.
Like...what?
Like...what?
June 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
When my young teen wants to go for a weekend 3 hours away to the Ozarks with her friend whose family I have never met, know nothing about, and I'm only supposed to go on the fact that the mom worked at my kids' elementary school.
Like...what?
Like...what?
Elon Musk right now.
a woman is saying do not trust her in a close up
ALT: a woman is saying do not trust her in a close up
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Elon Musk right now.
Dan Rather's Substack mentioned shareholders are demanding Elon Musk work 40 hours a week at his companies.
Please, oh, please someone also require him to send a weekly email to the board with 5 things he did that week.
Please, oh, please someone also require him to send a weekly email to the board with 5 things he did that week.
May 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Dan Rather's Substack mentioned shareholders are demanding Elon Musk work 40 hours a week at his companies.
Please, oh, please someone also require him to send a weekly email to the board with 5 things he did that week.
Please, oh, please someone also require him to send a weekly email to the board with 5 things he did that week.
The Pope will be at Rate field in Chicago on the same day and at the same time as Trump's little parade.
😂😂
I'm not Catholic, but I like this Pope.
😂😂
I'm not Catholic, but I like this Pope.
May 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The Pope will be at Rate field in Chicago on the same day and at the same time as Trump's little parade.
😂😂
I'm not Catholic, but I like this Pope.
😂😂
I'm not Catholic, but I like this Pope.
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Her stats line up with CDC data…
May 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Her stats line up with CDC data…
At the oil change place, and there is nothing worse than the sound of a stanger next to you eating a fucking banana.
May 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
At the oil change place, and there is nothing worse than the sound of a stanger next to you eating a fucking banana.