FieryFangbanger
@torineff.bsky.social
Mom. Crafty person. Casual cozy gamer.
Who the fuck goes to a Chili's to FaceTime at the bar?
July 10, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Who the fuck goes to a Chili's to FaceTime at the bar?
Happy Father's day.
I'm gonna go take a nap.
I'm gonna go take a nap.
June 16, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Happy Father's day.
I'm gonna go take a nap.
I'm gonna go take a nap.
Watched someone park, back up and readjust their parking to become a straddle prick instead.
You're highlander isn't that precious.
You're highlander isn't that precious.
March 8, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Watched someone park, back up and readjust their parking to become a straddle prick instead.
You're highlander isn't that precious.
You're highlander isn't that precious.
I don't know how many times I have to tell my offspring that scissors are for paper. Discovered some cut bedroom sheets.... littlest denies it.
The dishonesty is hurting.
The following punishment is going to suck for someone.
The dishonesty is hurting.
The following punishment is going to suck for someone.
January 30, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I don't know how many times I have to tell my offspring that scissors are for paper. Discovered some cut bedroom sheets.... littlest denies it.
The dishonesty is hurting.
The following punishment is going to suck for someone.
The dishonesty is hurting.
The following punishment is going to suck for someone.
Stocked up on more kids snacks of various varieties. Tomorrow may be a snow day, next week may be some too cold days. I'm so ugh 😑
I love my kids, I love them more when they can do their sports and schooling.
I love my kids, I love them more when they can do their sports and schooling.
January 11, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Stocked up on more kids snacks of various varieties. Tomorrow may be a snow day, next week may be some too cold days. I'm so ugh 😑
I love my kids, I love them more when they can do their sports and schooling.
I love my kids, I love them more when they can do their sports and schooling.
Snow day for the kids today. Junk food, games, arts and crafts, Lego, and some outside shoveling time.
And even though I'm home, my coffee is already cold because my kidd won't let me sit.
And even though I'm home, my coffee is already cold because my kidd won't let me sit.
January 9, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Snow day for the kids today. Junk food, games, arts and crafts, Lego, and some outside shoveling time.
And even though I'm home, my coffee is already cold because my kidd won't let me sit.
And even though I'm home, my coffee is already cold because my kidd won't let me sit.
Yay! Washed all the bedding in the house.
Boo! Child got sick and have to change their sheets, again.
Boo! Child got sick and have to change their sheets, again.
January 7, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Yay! Washed all the bedding in the house.
Boo! Child got sick and have to change their sheets, again.
Boo! Child got sick and have to change their sheets, again.
Single ply toilet paper should be illegal.
December 25, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Single ply toilet paper should be illegal.
Wow, how am I not surprised that my mom's unkempt car is having issues once again?
😐
Pretty sure she got it when I was in high school, maybe late middle school, and that has been some decades ago.
😐
Pretty sure she got it when I was in high school, maybe late middle school, and that has been some decades ago.
November 28, 2023 at 12:37 AM
Wow, how am I not surprised that my mom's unkempt car is having issues once again?
😐
Pretty sure she got it when I was in high school, maybe late middle school, and that has been some decades ago.
😐
Pretty sure she got it when I was in high school, maybe late middle school, and that has been some decades ago.
Best thing about having leftover pie from the holidays?
Pie for breakfast.
Pie for breakfast.
November 27, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Best thing about having leftover pie from the holidays?
Pie for breakfast.
Pie for breakfast.
What fucking propaganda is out there that a pregnant woman would ask what fluid is in a tiki torch for a candlelight hike?
It's not like you're holding it, they light the path to walk...
It's not like you're holding it, they light the path to walk...
October 28, 2023 at 12:02 AM
What fucking propaganda is out there that a pregnant woman would ask what fluid is in a tiki torch for a candlelight hike?
It's not like you're holding it, they light the path to walk...
It's not like you're holding it, they light the path to walk...
I love hearing the rain.
Except on days where I have to leave the house.
No school today and tomorrow, but then the spooky weekend.
Kids did ok watching Coraline last night.
Tired AF.
Except on days where I have to leave the house.
No school today and tomorrow, but then the spooky weekend.
Kids did ok watching Coraline last night.
Tired AF.
October 26, 2023 at 1:19 PM
I love hearing the rain.
Except on days where I have to leave the house.
No school today and tomorrow, but then the spooky weekend.
Kids did ok watching Coraline last night.
Tired AF.
Except on days where I have to leave the house.
No school today and tomorrow, but then the spooky weekend.
Kids did ok watching Coraline last night.
Tired AF.
I'm super glad I didn't get a second nose piercing on our last trip out of state. I've been blowing my nose so much thanks to whatever is floating around in this WI air.
October 17, 2023 at 3:04 PM
I'm super glad I didn't get a second nose piercing on our last trip out of state. I've been blowing my nose so much thanks to whatever is floating around in this WI air.
I should have been collecting tattoos instead of things when visiting other states...
October 13, 2023 at 6:05 PM
I should have been collecting tattoos instead of things when visiting other states...
AITA for judging people trying to save wild baby animals?
Like, FFS it's a baby mouse, let it die.
It's a baby squirel, it's called natural selection.
It's a baby bird, it happens.
Like, FFS it's a baby mouse, let it die.
It's a baby squirel, it's called natural selection.
It's a baby bird, it happens.
September 26, 2023 at 3:59 PM
AITA for judging people trying to save wild baby animals?
Like, FFS it's a baby mouse, let it die.
It's a baby squirel, it's called natural selection.
It's a baby bird, it happens.
Like, FFS it's a baby mouse, let it die.
It's a baby squirel, it's called natural selection.
It's a baby bird, it happens.
Imagine trying to share something on social media and then tagging your 7 alt accounts because you've been jailed so often you just rotate which one you sign into on.
September 2, 2023 at 3:52 PM
Imagine trying to share something on social media and then tagging your 7 alt accounts because you've been jailed so often you just rotate which one you sign into on.
Remember when women were sent away during that one week every month?
Can we bring that back? My kids are dicks and I don't need my uterus yelling at me too.
Can we bring that back? My kids are dicks and I don't need my uterus yelling at me too.
September 1, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Remember when women were sent away during that one week every month?
Can we bring that back? My kids are dicks and I don't need my uterus yelling at me too.
Can we bring that back? My kids are dicks and I don't need my uterus yelling at me too.
It's going to be a long day if I keep misplacing my coffee...
August 30, 2023 at 2:39 PM
It's going to be a long day if I keep misplacing my coffee...
I've also had a slight hyperfixation on reorganizing the kitchen space after visiting our sister in law for a whole week.
There are things we can definitely do better.
First thing was move the spices and cups to the different cupboards.
There are things we can definitely do better.
First thing was move the spices and cups to the different cupboards.
August 21, 2023 at 2:05 PM
I've also had a slight hyperfixation on reorganizing the kitchen space after visiting our sister in law for a whole week.
There are things we can definitely do better.
First thing was move the spices and cups to the different cupboards.
There are things we can definitely do better.
First thing was move the spices and cups to the different cupboards.
There are too many options for housecleaners in the area. I don't know what to look for, nor do I want to invite a stranger into the mess I also do not wish to clean.
2 more weeks until kid free focus time.
Also, hashtag firstworldproblems
2 more weeks until kid free focus time.
Also, hashtag firstworldproblems
August 21, 2023 at 2:04 PM
There are too many options for housecleaners in the area. I don't know what to look for, nor do I want to invite a stranger into the mess I also do not wish to clean.
2 more weeks until kid free focus time.
Also, hashtag firstworldproblems
2 more weeks until kid free focus time.
Also, hashtag firstworldproblems
Funny how one of the many mean girls from my high school is now the elementary principal in that district. Small town people rarely leave.
August 17, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Funny how one of the many mean girls from my high school is now the elementary principal in that district. Small town people rarely leave.
Airport food court prices are highway robbery. $7 for a basic ass happy meal? Definitely makes mom un-happy.
August 9, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Airport food court prices are highway robbery. $7 for a basic ass happy meal? Definitely makes mom un-happy.
Hey, I'm here now. Enjoy some flowers that we planted this year. It has been going so well even in the heat and lack of rain.
July 31, 2023 at 2:42 AM
Hey, I'm here now. Enjoy some flowers that we planted this year. It has been going so well even in the heat and lack of rain.