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Work: Security Stuff | Lead Dev 🐈
Games | Tech | Nerd stuff | Uncle | Autistic robot */
Work: Security Stuff | Lead Dev 🐈
No, Junie.
Fixed a Namespace error THAT YOU WROTE YOURSELF.
That's the message.
Fixed a Namespace error THAT YOU WROTE YOURSELF.
That's the message.
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
No, Junie.
Fixed a Namespace error THAT YOU WROTE YOURSELF.
That's the message.
Fixed a Namespace error THAT YOU WROTE YOURSELF.
That's the message.
Move over women in tech, Junie is my bestie now.
February 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Move over women in tech, Junie is my bestie now.
Claude must be French because he refises to work all the time.
February 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Claude must be French because he refises to work all the time.
Since when does CoPilot automatically test things in PHPStorm? Not that I'm complaining.
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Since when does CoPilot automatically test things in PHPStorm? Not that I'm complaining.
180 per year for NordVPN?
What a deal, say less!
I'm cancelling immediately, you are out of your bloody mind LMAO.
What a deal, say less!
I'm cancelling immediately, you are out of your bloody mind LMAO.
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
180 per year for NordVPN?
What a deal, say less!
I'm cancelling immediately, you are out of your bloody mind LMAO.
What a deal, say less!
I'm cancelling immediately, you are out of your bloody mind LMAO.
Me: "I want an avatar to make shorts 'nd shit."
Also me: "I don't want it to be a male avatar, though."
What the hell, brain. 😂
Also me: "I don't want it to be a male avatar, though."
What the hell, brain. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Me: "I want an avatar to make shorts 'nd shit."
Also me: "I don't want it to be a male avatar, though."
What the hell, brain. 😂
Also me: "I don't want it to be a male avatar, though."
What the hell, brain. 😂
What a great day to depend on Github. Until today I didn't know what their error page looked like.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
What a great day to depend on Github. Until today I didn't know what their error page looked like.
What's the American Administration's favorite filetype?
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 AM
What's the American Administration's favorite filetype?
Haven't posted here in three days. Interesting.
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Haven't posted here in three days. Interesting.
For the love of all that's holy, if you employ autistic people, give them precise, concise instructions with a sprinkle of "X needs to happen because of Y".
If you fail to communicate properly, they will fail. And you're a bad person who should feel bad for being bad.
If you fail to communicate properly, they will fail. And you're a bad person who should feel bad for being bad.
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 AM
For the love of all that's holy, if you employ autistic people, give them precise, concise instructions with a sprinkle of "X needs to happen because of Y".
If you fail to communicate properly, they will fail. And you're a bad person who should feel bad for being bad.
If you fail to communicate properly, they will fail. And you're a bad person who should feel bad for being bad.
I don't know why they think sending me AI slop buzzword bingo descriptions for our apps help. They give me terrible anxieth and delay me starting the actual work by at least an hour (because I need to shrugg off the "WTF is this" and translate this to actual things to build).
F. M. L.
F. M. L.
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 AM
I don't know why they think sending me AI slop buzzword bingo descriptions for our apps help. They give me terrible anxieth and delay me starting the actual work by at least an hour (because I need to shrugg off the "WTF is this" and translate this to actual things to build).
F. M. L.
F. M. L.
How do I stop people from sending me AI slop "specs" for software that are absolutely braindead beyond comprehension.
"All objects need to have an unique ID so we can distinguish them".
Yes, ChatGPT, what the fuck do you think ID's in a database table are for
"All objects need to have an unique ID so we can distinguish them".
Yes, ChatGPT, what the fuck do you think ID's in a database table are for
February 4, 2026 at 8:12 AM
How do I stop people from sending me AI slop "specs" for software that are absolutely braindead beyond comprehension.
"All objects need to have an unique ID so we can distinguish them".
Yes, ChatGPT, what the fuck do you think ID's in a database table are for
"All objects need to have an unique ID so we can distinguish them".
Yes, ChatGPT, what the fuck do you think ID's in a database table are for
Tuesday is now Second Monday and Wednesday is third Monday and Thursday is fourth Monday until my morale improves.
February 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Tuesday is now Second Monday and Wednesday is third Monday and Thursday is fourth Monday until my morale improves.
Arguing with AI because it’s dumb as fuck and doesn’t know what voting on a law means
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Arguing with AI because it’s dumb as fuck and doesn’t know what voting on a law means
I hate working as a person with autism. It's just not worth it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I hate working as a person with autism. It's just not worth it.
Imagine working in IT and getting a measly €400 yearly bonus to encourage you from becoming unemployed because you still fall in the low income group.
You'd have to be a complete fucking loser for that scenario.
You'd have to be a complete fucking loser for that scenario.
February 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Imagine working in IT and getting a measly €400 yearly bonus to encourage you from becoming unemployed because you still fall in the low income group.
You'd have to be a complete fucking loser for that scenario.
You'd have to be a complete fucking loser for that scenario.
Well, guess who's fucked and got excited over nothing because the law that'd let me make more than IT minimum wage hasn't been voted on yet?
I. Hate. My. Career.
I would pretend this doesn't impact my motivation tomorrow, but I'm not a lying man.
I. Hate. My. Career.
I would pretend this doesn't impact my motivation tomorrow, but I'm not a lying man.
February 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Well, guess who's fucked and got excited over nothing because the law that'd let me make more than IT minimum wage hasn't been voted on yet?
I. Hate. My. Career.
I would pretend this doesn't impact my motivation tomorrow, but I'm not a lying man.
I. Hate. My. Career.
I would pretend this doesn't impact my motivation tomorrow, but I'm not a lying man.
In today's "I learned a thing" news, I learned how to make an admin panel (of sorts) in Filament to cut back my CRUD "building CRUD" things to, well, a lot.
Took me half an hour to figure it out and setup create / edit / delete views for a bunch of models.
Took me half an hour to figure it out and setup create / edit / delete views for a bunch of models.
February 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
In today's "I learned a thing" news, I learned how to make an admin panel (of sorts) in Filament to cut back my CRUD "building CRUD" things to, well, a lot.
Took me half an hour to figure it out and setup create / edit / delete views for a bunch of models.
Took me half an hour to figure it out and setup create / edit / delete views for a bunch of models.
In today's news, while vibecoding you can get a message such as "The current model is overloaded".
Good times!
Good times!
February 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
In today's news, while vibecoding you can get a message such as "The current model is overloaded".
Good times!
Good times!
MRW there's legal "loopholes" to get paid more and cost the company less...
🤩
🤩
February 3, 2026 at 11:03 AM
MRW there's legal "loopholes" to get paid more and cost the company less...
🤩
🤩
If PHPStorm "closed unexpectedly" but it does that like, all the time to the point you expect it to happen 2-3 times a day, is it still unexpected?
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
If PHPStorm "closed unexpectedly" but it does that like, all the time to the point you expect it to happen 2-3 times a day, is it still unexpected?
We've gone from "Following cool women in tech" to "There's maybe five posting here" to "I should probably unfollow them all because somehow their followers are WORSE on this platform."
February 2, 2026 at 7:43 AM
We've gone from "Following cool women in tech" to "There's maybe five posting here" to "I should probably unfollow them all because somehow their followers are WORSE on this platform."
Ever catch my saying "Fuck you, I'm not going to explain my self" or the variety of "I'll explain, but still, fuck you!"
That's because I'm tired of people (maliciously) misinterpreting me, online and offline. And I don't want to spend energy on having to justify what I just said.
That's because I'm tired of people (maliciously) misinterpreting me, online and offline. And I don't want to spend energy on having to justify what I just said.
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Ever catch my saying "Fuck you, I'm not going to explain my self" or the variety of "I'll explain, but still, fuck you!"
That's because I'm tired of people (maliciously) misinterpreting me, online and offline. And I don't want to spend energy on having to justify what I just said.
That's because I'm tired of people (maliciously) misinterpreting me, online and offline. And I don't want to spend energy on having to justify what I just said.
Ah, yes, the "March for billionaires", organized by nobody willing to attach their name to it.
Defending people such as Bezos who "invented a big store".
Bitch, eCommerce existed before Amazon.
Defending people such as Bezos who "invented a big store".
Bitch, eCommerce existed before Amazon.
February 1, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Ah, yes, the "March for billionaires", organized by nobody willing to attach their name to it.
Defending people such as Bezos who "invented a big store".
Bitch, eCommerce existed before Amazon.
Defending people such as Bezos who "invented a big store".
Bitch, eCommerce existed before Amazon.
AI is an autism trap because can you imagine finally having someone that's willing to answer all your questions and listen to all your stupid rambling?
All I'm saying is, I'm blaming the Neurotypicals for this AI thing.
All I'm saying is, I'm blaming the Neurotypicals for this AI thing.
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
AI is an autism trap because can you imagine finally having someone that's willing to answer all your questions and listen to all your stupid rambling?
All I'm saying is, I'm blaming the Neurotypicals for this AI thing.
All I'm saying is, I'm blaming the Neurotypicals for this AI thing.