[jumps in computer somehow]
[ he has leaked that fact to the whole internet, how did it know that fact? ]
[jumps in computer somehow]
*that’s FUCKING IT!! IM SELLING YOU ON EBAY!!*
maybe someone nearby has one
*that’s FUCKING IT!! IM SELLING YOU ON EBAY!!*
would you mind if told the internet about your fears?~
[ gimme the thing your character would be most afraid of getting leak on the internet, yes this is relevant ]
- HEY, EXCUSE ME, DON'T YOU WANNA SAY HI BEFORE DOING THIS?
[police shows up]
[police shows up]
[police shows up]
“Hi there! I hope you’ve been having a wonderful day, because I know I sure have!”
*oh hell nah it’s beeping bro 💀*
*oh hell nah it’s beeping bro 💀*
*oh hell nah it’s beeping bro 💀*