Topic @ Don’t Flounder at the Function
@topicaltoo.bsky.social
Splatoon commentator and Xenoblade addict
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Dad ordered me an old fashioned as my first drink, I’d give it a 7.5/10
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Dad ordered me an old fashioned as my first drink, I’d give it a 7.5/10
I turned 21 today
I may old I at least I can finally check into a hotel room by myself
I may old I at least I can finally check into a hotel room by myself
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I turned 21 today
I may old I at least I can finally check into a hotel room by myself
I may old I at least I can finally check into a hotel room by myself
o7 my first comp team, was a hell of a ride
Here's the reason why I am emotional today. The end of an era for me, but it's also a new beginning. I am in the process of making my first ever FA post since beginning comp.
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 PM
o7 my first comp team, was a hell of a ride
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🌸🍤 Spring into 2026 with Anarchy NoVA 3, the premier DMV Splatoon LAN! 🍤🌸
The winners will be our first-ever representatives in the LAN Championship Showdown!
📌WHERE: The Outer Limits (Ashburn, VA)
📌WHEN: 3/28 @ 12 PM
📌REGISTER NOW: start.gg/anova (12 team cap!)
📌DISCORD: discord.gg/dVjTHm7fFm
The winners will be our first-ever representatives in the LAN Championship Showdown!
📌WHERE: The Outer Limits (Ashburn, VA)
📌WHEN: 3/28 @ 12 PM
📌REGISTER NOW: start.gg/anova (12 team cap!)
📌DISCORD: discord.gg/dVjTHm7fFm
January 23, 2026 at 5:14 PM
🌸🍤 Spring into 2026 with Anarchy NoVA 3, the premier DMV Splatoon LAN! 🍤🌸
The winners will be our first-ever representatives in the LAN Championship Showdown!
📌WHERE: The Outer Limits (Ashburn, VA)
📌WHEN: 3/28 @ 12 PM
📌REGISTER NOW: start.gg/anova (12 team cap!)
📌DISCORD: discord.gg/dVjTHm7fFm
The winners will be our first-ever representatives in the LAN Championship Showdown!
📌WHERE: The Outer Limits (Ashburn, VA)
📌WHEN: 3/28 @ 12 PM
📌REGISTER NOW: start.gg/anova (12 team cap!)
📌DISCORD: discord.gg/dVjTHm7fFm
niggas….
January 18, 2026 at 5:29 AM
niggas….
hey do any splatoon artists have comms open? I have a really dumb idea for an art piece and I must see it through to completion
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
hey do any splatoon artists have comms open? I have a really dumb idea for an art piece and I must see it through to completion
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Here is the list and schedule of our commentators for Don't Flounder at the Function #1! 🐟
Make sure you check them all out tomorrow at 1pm EST on twitch.tv/splatoontour...!
#compsplatoon
Make sure you check them all out tomorrow at 1pm EST on twitch.tv/splatoontour...!
#compsplatoon
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Here is the list and schedule of our commentators for Don't Flounder at the Function #1! 🐟
Make sure you check them all out tomorrow at 1pm EST on twitch.tv/splatoontour...!
#compsplatoon
Make sure you check them all out tomorrow at 1pm EST on twitch.tv/splatoontour...!
#compsplatoon
oh hey that’s me
Join us in welcoming the disturber of peace himself @topicaltoo.bsky.social and @donchan.rocks from @inkmaxxing.bsky.social to Ascension Rising!
January 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
oh hey that’s me
2025 was a pretty good year for me. This year I:
- Went to LANs for the first time (6 this year)
- Got my associates degree
- Became more consistent with commentary through the year
- Went to Japan
- Genuinely enjoyed playing the game again and meeting others
Overall, not bad
- Went to LANs for the first time (6 this year)
- Got my associates degree
- Became more consistent with commentary through the year
- Went to Japan
- Genuinely enjoyed playing the game again and meeting others
Overall, not bad
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
2025 was a pretty good year for me. This year I:
- Went to LANs for the first time (6 this year)
- Got my associates degree
- Became more consistent with commentary through the year
- Went to Japan
- Genuinely enjoyed playing the game again and meeting others
Overall, not bad
- Went to LANs for the first time (6 this year)
- Got my associates degree
- Became more consistent with commentary through the year
- Went to Japan
- Genuinely enjoyed playing the game again and meeting others
Overall, not bad
Just to add on with a little prediction:
Something like this is gonna happen again, guaranteed. The community loves a punching bag and the slightest reason to pounce
I would like to be wrong but history does tend to rhyme a lot
Something like this is gonna happen again, guaranteed. The community loves a punching bag and the slightest reason to pounce
I would like to be wrong but history does tend to rhyme a lot
Gem was a teammate of mine for 2 1/2 - 3 years on WBG
When I first saw the allegations, I was skeptical since its always innocent until proven guilty; no matter what
Staying silent during an active court case is always the best course of action
Always wait for both sides to speak
That's it.
When I first saw the allegations, I was skeptical since its always innocent until proven guilty; no matter what
Staying silent during an active court case is always the best course of action
Always wait for both sides to speak
That's it.
Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...
December 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just to add on with a little prediction:
Something like this is gonna happen again, guaranteed. The community loves a punching bag and the slightest reason to pounce
I would like to be wrong but history does tend to rhyme a lot
Something like this is gonna happen again, guaranteed. The community loves a punching bag and the slightest reason to pounce
I would like to be wrong but history does tend to rhyme a lot
Gem was a teammate of mine for 2 1/2 - 3 years on WBG
When I first saw the allegations, I was skeptical since its always innocent until proven guilty; no matter what
Staying silent during an active court case is always the best course of action
Always wait for both sides to speak
That's it.
When I first saw the allegations, I was skeptical since its always innocent until proven guilty; no matter what
Staying silent during an active court case is always the best course of action
Always wait for both sides to speak
That's it.
Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Gem's Response to the Allegations
READ THIS, IF NOTHING ELSE This document is going to be long, and I understand that might make it less palatable to read. Just, if your response to this document is going to be "I'm not reading all th...
docs.google.com
December 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Gem was a teammate of mine for 2 1/2 - 3 years on WBG
When I first saw the allegations, I was skeptical since its always innocent until proven guilty; no matter what
Staying silent during an active court case is always the best course of action
Always wait for both sides to speak
That's it.
When I first saw the allegations, I was skeptical since its always innocent until proven guilty; no matter what
Staying silent during an active court case is always the best course of action
Always wait for both sides to speak
That's it.
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Congratulations to the winners of Raise 4 RAICES: RAICES Texas, who we raised $4340 for!
🏆 See you tomorrow 🏆
🥈 Into the Soup
🥉 No Good Ideas
Thanks for supporting R4R You all helped us WAY exceed expectations, raising over 8 times what we initially thought we would fundraise.
#compsplatoon
🏆 See you tomorrow 🏆
🥈 Into the Soup
🥉 No Good Ideas
Thanks for supporting R4R You all helped us WAY exceed expectations, raising over 8 times what we initially thought we would fundraise.
#compsplatoon
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Congratulations to the winners of Raise 4 RAICES: RAICES Texas, who we raised $4340 for!
🏆 See you tomorrow 🏆
🥈 Into the Soup
🥉 No Good Ideas
Thanks for supporting R4R You all helped us WAY exceed expectations, raising over 8 times what we initially thought we would fundraise.
#compsplatoon
🏆 See you tomorrow 🏆
🥈 Into the Soup
🥉 No Good Ideas
Thanks for supporting R4R You all helped us WAY exceed expectations, raising over 8 times what we initially thought we would fundraise.
#compsplatoon
‘Silence, Frontline’ finish our @raise4raices.bsky.social run in beta bracket! Ggs to everyone we played today
@jakegroot0.bsky.social
@patjortom.bsky.social
@koner.sunsetsurge.ink (our savior at the 11th hour)
Special thanks to @megsi.sunsetsurge.ink for being with us in spirit
@jakegroot0.bsky.social
@patjortom.bsky.social
@koner.sunsetsurge.ink (our savior at the 11th hour)
Special thanks to @megsi.sunsetsurge.ink for being with us in spirit
December 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
‘Silence, Frontline’ finish our @raise4raices.bsky.social run in beta bracket! Ggs to everyone we played today
@jakegroot0.bsky.social
@patjortom.bsky.social
@koner.sunsetsurge.ink (our savior at the 11th hour)
Special thanks to @megsi.sunsetsurge.ink for being with us in spirit
@jakegroot0.bsky.social
@patjortom.bsky.social
@koner.sunsetsurge.ink (our savior at the 11th hour)
Special thanks to @megsi.sunsetsurge.ink for being with us in spirit
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🏆 WE ARE BACK for the 2026 LAN Championships!
🎮 Our Qualifier: Big Dapple 10
📆 April 11
Win Big Dapple 10 to represent the Tri-State!
📝 Event Registration Updates Below ⬇️
🎮 Our Qualifier: Big Dapple 10
📆 April 11
Win Big Dapple 10 to represent the Tri-State!
📝 Event Registration Updates Below ⬇️
December 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
🏆 WE ARE BACK for the 2026 LAN Championships!
🎮 Our Qualifier: Big Dapple 10
📆 April 11
Win Big Dapple 10 to represent the Tri-State!
📝 Event Registration Updates Below ⬇️
🎮 Our Qualifier: Big Dapple 10
📆 April 11
Win Big Dapple 10 to represent the Tri-State!
📝 Event Registration Updates Below ⬇️
They opened a Raising Canes near where I live and it’s packed.
I don’t get it. Shit’s bland as fuck and their like… 10 other much better fried chicken options in the city.
People like bland chicken I guess 🤷♂️
I don’t get it. Shit’s bland as fuck and their like… 10 other much better fried chicken options in the city.
People like bland chicken I guess 🤷♂️
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
They opened a Raising Canes near where I live and it’s packed.
I don’t get it. Shit’s bland as fuck and their like… 10 other much better fried chicken options in the city.
People like bland chicken I guess 🤷♂️
I don’t get it. Shit’s bland as fuck and their like… 10 other much better fried chicken options in the city.
People like bland chicken I guess 🤷♂️
I did say a team pic would come later…. just not how much ‘later’ is
Late af post, but thanks for @metroink.bsky.social for hosting Big Dapple 8, and to my team mates:
@topicaltoo.bsky.social
@enderchase.bsky.social
And @cabawa.bsky.social
Shout out to @evergreentaiga.bsky.social for making the trip possible.
I hope to see you guys again!
#compsplatoon
@topicaltoo.bsky.social
@enderchase.bsky.social
And @cabawa.bsky.social
Shout out to @evergreentaiga.bsky.social for making the trip possible.
I hope to see you guys again!
#compsplatoon
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I did say a team pic would come later…. just not how much ‘later’ is
We got Top 8 at Big Dapple and I got a kill on Zero
We’re so fucking back, team photo coming later
We’re so fucking back, team photo coming later
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
We got Top 8 at Big Dapple and I got a kill on Zero
We’re so fucking back, team photo coming later
We’re so fucking back, team photo coming later
We’re so back
WHERE'S YOUR FOURTH takes third place in Milk Cup 2 feat:
@topicaltoo.bsky.social, Carrier of Bucket
@enderchase.bsky.social, Master of Curling (and bowling)
And @cabawa.bsky.social, Idiot Gambit™ Specialist
Thank you all who played for the exciting sets.
BIG DAPPLE NEXT WEEK!!
#compsplatoon
@topicaltoo.bsky.social, Carrier of Bucket
@enderchase.bsky.social, Master of Curling (and bowling)
And @cabawa.bsky.social, Idiot Gambit™ Specialist
Thank you all who played for the exciting sets.
BIG DAPPLE NEXT WEEK!!
#compsplatoon
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We’re so back
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Could use the money, so I'm opening up commissions. This doesn't happen often, so get em while they're hot.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Could use the money, so I'm opening up commissions. This doesn't happen often, so get em while they're hot.
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ANoVA was a fun time, didn’t place as well as I works liked but eh, can’t be that upset 🤷♂️
Anyways…. Onward to Big Dapple 🍎
Anyways…. Onward to Big Dapple 🍎
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
ANoVA was a fun time, didn’t place as well as I works liked but eh, can’t be that upset 🤷♂️
Anyways…. Onward to Big Dapple 🍎
Anyways…. Onward to Big Dapple 🍎
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I love being the token straight in the group
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I love being the token straight in the group
I got a new cat, named Bumblefucks McGee
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I got a new cat, named Bumblefucks McGee
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Here are the LANs happening on SplatoonTourney for the second half of November!
November 15th - Sunset Surge: Noveau Emberz 2025
Noveber 22nd - Anarchy NoVA 2 (Anarchy NoVA's first stream!)
More Information listed below:
November 15th - Sunset Surge: Noveau Emberz 2025
Noveber 22nd - Anarchy NoVA 2 (Anarchy NoVA's first stream!)
More Information listed below:
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Here are the LANs happening on SplatoonTourney for the second half of November!
November 15th - Sunset Surge: Noveau Emberz 2025
Noveber 22nd - Anarchy NoVA 2 (Anarchy NoVA's first stream!)
More Information listed below:
November 15th - Sunset Surge: Noveau Emberz 2025
Noveber 22nd - Anarchy NoVA 2 (Anarchy NoVA's first stream!)
More Information listed below: