Donald Gibson
topgibby.bsky.social
Donald Gibson
@topgibby.bsky.social
It’s gonna be really jarring when the first of you gasbags gets grabbed and drug away for being a little too tan or whatnot… Screaming “but I’m a citizen!!” to the unhearing and uncaring mob you cheered on.
April 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Conservative on radio yelling:

“People can’t understand that you WANT stocks falling. You should laugh at any friends pulling money out.”

Turn to NPR - in need of vigilant truth-telling:

“There are no confusing characters to follow. Just stunning footage of exotic birds”

Of course we always lose
radio.land
April 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Anyone else suspect that Aaron Rodgers is holding out to sign as new Pope?
March 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I LIKE the right wing Tesla stanning.

I’m looking forward to a 2026 uptick in Cybertrucks needing towed because Glenn and the boys tried to take it muddin’.

The hurt/disappointed looks when they realize how little scrap copper will fit in that 1917 rolltop desk.

I’m for this movement 100%.
March 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I don’t envy the military today

It seems a moment is coming where you will be told that we - your friends, neighbors, fellow citizens, folks who buy you a drink & say, “Thank you for your service” - Are the enemy you’re being deployed to attack.

And you’re going to have a hard decision to make.
February 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
So.. like. Anyone got a plan?
February 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
🛡️🛡️👶🏻🛡️
February 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“This sure wasn’t on my bingo card!” Cries the impotent Social Media liberal… As the government-sanctioned thugs drag them from their home and bludgeon them to death next to their own “Love is love” sign.
February 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I have a son with an autistic diagnosis -
If you support policies that intend to reduce critical care and systems he will need in order to feel normal and on pace in his scholastics/life -You are my enemy.
February 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Every day we are losing stunning amounts of ground that it will take decades of hard struggle to get back… And nobody does anything.
February 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Top 3 distractions the gov’t utilizes so we don’t look at their actions:

3.) Shit the stupid shit says. The bigger & dumber, the more we gawk

2.) Folks pretending to try & kill the stupid shit

1.) The physical comedy of Mitch McConnell. If Mitch going full Chris Farley, you know bad shit coming
February 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Elon: “God damn I wish I could get into the SS.”

Gov’t: “Oh? You want access to Social Security info? Here!”

Elon: “Right…Yes. Social Security.”
February 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I would rather be objectively unsuccessful than the kind of insufferable jerkoff who reads self-help books & flexes on their “hustle”. Saying, “There’s always a million reasons not to make it happen!” & other things that make people wanna punch you.
February 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Even the simplest layup of a human moment is impossible for him. Just 1000 layers of cruelty stitched into an ill-fitting Big Lots bag…. And this is your guy?
January 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
🎶“Come on, rest your body, baby, hear the ocean.

Close your eyes and picture that tidal motion.

Snoozing and imagining the beach erosion.

Hide your snoring with some really boring ocean tones.”🎶

-Miami White Noise Machine
January 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Keep fighting back!”

Fucking how, bro?
#welost
January 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Reposted by Donald Gibson
Just a woman getting an iud because she is afraid that she won’t be able to get an abortion if she gets r*ped. #thisisamerica
January 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Normalize using Ouija boards to ask Macho Man Randy Savage why he spent 30 years coming out to the graduation song. 🕶️💪🎓
January 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Lie in court and it’s a crime.
Lie about what a product does on a commercial and it’s a crime.

Lie directly to obtain political office/incredible authority and it’s just a shrug. “Whattaya gonna do?”
January 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What gets a person to a point where they begin celebrating cruelty as a win?
January 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I feel like I’m searching for scattered survivors in some post-apocalyptic social media wasteland.
January 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM