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weekly prompts on tuesdays to inspire characters in their “older” years

please tag pairings and nsfw content appropriately <3
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6. inner child
May 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Pansy lit a candle with a flick of her wand—lavender, not tradition.

No manor. No fiancé. Just her flat, her tea, her peace.

She didn’t expect Ginny Weasley to knock on her door with firewhisky and a grin.

“Thought you might need a friend.”

She did.
April 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Reposting this gem here.
April 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
5. living alone
April 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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“This is not what I meant by a low-key hens night,” Hermione said, eyeing the chaos.

Ginny grinned. “You said ‘fun with boundaries.’ I’m fun. You set no boundaries.”

“There’s a drunk wizard proposing to my shoe.”

“He has taste,” Ginny said proudly.

#30FlirtyThriving
4. 30, flirty, thriving
April 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
4. 30, flirty, thriving
March 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Neville Longbottom throwing his back out having kinky sex with his wife Pansy Parkinson and all her healer coworkers make fun of her when she takes him to St Mungo's.
3. “my back hurts”
March 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
3. “my back hurts”
March 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
2. fading scars
February 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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“I need you two as well!” he called to Ron and Hermione, who had been skulking, half concealed, in the doorway of the sitting room. They both moved into the light, looking oddly relieved. - DH, p. 485

#romione shell cottage missing moment // nsfw-ish
February 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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#dhr — nsfw
[age gap, light sub/dom]

Hermione had been with plenty of men and women as she aged well into her forties, but none had ever been as comparable to her current partner.
February 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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#dramione / / Minor NSFW

"Gin martini, Tanqueray, dry and stirred, with a lemon twist garnish and a dash of orange bitters," Hermione says to the young bartender as she leans against the wide wooden bar.

There's a low, dry chuckle from her right. Her eyes drift over a dark suit.
February 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
quick reminder!

our prompts are posted WEEKLY, not daily, and they do not expire! so if inspiration doesn't strike today (or tomorrow, or the next day) don't worry! we'll still be here🤍
February 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
our DM's are always open!

if you have any prompt ideas you'd like to see here or even fic recommendations following your fave hp characters in their ~older~ years, sliiide right on in there🤍
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