A Succulent Non-Binary Meal
@tooks.bsky.social
38 (He/They) Complete Thembo.
Please feed me stroopwaffles and tell me I'm pretty.
Usually found bugging @crocsthemusical.bsky.social
Please feed me stroopwaffles and tell me I'm pretty.
Usually found bugging @crocsthemusical.bsky.social
Tbf it's a free preorder bonus but given how cute the other 2 items are we could of had something so much in better 😭
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Tbf it's a free preorder bonus but given how cute the other 2 items are we could of had something so much in better 😭
Nintendo really dropped the ball by not making the travel mug fully purple :(
February 12, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Nintendo really dropped the ball by not making the travel mug fully purple :(
Kiss one whilst riding the other. I'm a multitasker 😉
February 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Kiss one whilst riding the other. I'm a multitasker 😉
Where to put my face first 🫠
February 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Where to put my face first 🫠
Holy fuck Fer 🫠
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Holy fuck Fer 🫠
This weekend I saw two movies. A high budget movie adapting a triple a game made in conjunction with a large company, and a small budget adapting an indie game made by a youtuber.
One had the worst direction, CGI and acting I have ever seen commit to film.
The other starred Markiplier.
One had the worst direction, CGI and acting I have ever seen commit to film.
The other starred Markiplier.
February 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
This weekend I saw two movies. A high budget movie adapting a triple a game made in conjunction with a large company, and a small budget adapting an indie game made by a youtuber.
One had the worst direction, CGI and acting I have ever seen commit to film.
The other starred Markiplier.
One had the worst direction, CGI and acting I have ever seen commit to film.
The other starred Markiplier.
A movie that will genuinely make you question "am I in hell? Is this my silent hill?"
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
A movie that will genuinely make you question "am I in hell? Is this my silent hill?"
My partner was laughing through most of it and I literally had to say "shut the fuck up" at one point, but at the movie not them 😂 it was so stupid. It's a shame because the game it's "based on" is hands down a masterpiece
February 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
My partner was laughing through most of it and I literally had to say "shut the fuck up" at one point, but at the movie not them 😂 it was so stupid. It's a shame because the game it's "based on" is hands down a masterpiece
Holy shit I knew Return To Silent Hill was going to be a bad movie but fuck me
February 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Holy shit I knew Return To Silent Hill was going to be a bad movie but fuck me
I did not start a cult where we sacrifice villagers to the horse gods. That would be weird.
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I did not start a cult where we sacrifice villagers to the horse gods. That would be weird.
Catherine O'Hara :(
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Catherine O'Hara :(
I agree but I can't afford to walk out of work 😭
January 29, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I agree but I can't afford to walk out of work 😭
Hey Google, how to change places with a camera?
January 29, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Hey Google, how to change places with a camera?
No you're playing animal crossing again
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 PM
No you're playing animal crossing again
There was at least 20 people in that place when I finally left.
Like I know I'm part of the problem but I tried going that early *to* avoid people 😭
Like I know I'm part of the problem but I tried going that early *to* avoid people 😭
January 26, 2026 at 5:24 PM
There was at least 20 people in that place when I finally left.
Like I know I'm part of the problem but I tried going that early *to* avoid people 😭
Like I know I'm part of the problem but I tried going that early *to* avoid people 😭
I incorrectly thought the gym would be quiet at 6am.
Ugh
Ugh
January 26, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I incorrectly thought the gym would be quiet at 6am.
Ugh
Ugh
Is it like the law of man that the guys behind furry accounts are always super fucking hot, or is it just my timeline.
January 21, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Is it like the law of man that the guys behind furry accounts are always super fucking hot, or is it just my timeline.
Me on Monday.
Oh yeah, I have a job now btw 😅
Oh yeah, I have a job now btw 😅
January 8, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Me on Monday.
Oh yeah, I have a job now btw 😅
Oh yeah, I have a job now btw 😅
Update: my arm hurts but I've a fuck tonne of chicken to eat for dinner
We gym again today and pretend that one day we'll get bicep muscles. One day.
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Update: my arm hurts but I've a fuck tonne of chicken to eat for dinner
We gym again today and pretend that one day we'll get bicep muscles. One day.
January 7, 2026 at 11:57 AM
We gym again today and pretend that one day we'll get bicep muscles. One day.
One of my favourite games. Both the OG and the Remake are great imo.
January 7, 2026 at 11:55 AM
One of my favourite games. Both the OG and the Remake are great imo.
I've been rewatching Stranger Things cause I wanted to watch the good bits before I finally watch season five and hate the whole thing and I have to say, the deep fake work they did for the younger version of 11 in season 4 is actually really good imo
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I've been rewatching Stranger Things cause I wanted to watch the good bits before I finally watch season five and hate the whole thing and I have to say, the deep fake work they did for the younger version of 11 in season 4 is actually really good imo
Me and my Situationship wondering what we are after we just moved the earth
December 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me and my Situationship wondering what we are after we just moved the earth