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Mark Gooden
@toogooden17.bsky.social
New York Mets Senior Beat Writer for @NatlInquirer. 3x Pulitzer Winner.
BBWAA HOF Voter.
Weather, Ornithology, HIPAA, Graphics & Submersible Expert.

Infamously the one guy that did not vote for Ichiro
A new Pope has been announced.
April 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Huge news from @mlb.com
April 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
With their win today, this is only the first time the Mets have had a six game winning streak all season.
April 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
For those of you just tuning in to watch the regularly scheduled Mets game tonight, the game is over.

This is not a tweet touting the psychic capabilities of The National Inquirer All Access Platinum Plus subscription for $899.99/month. The start time was changed by MLB.
April 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The last time the Atlanta Braves won a game, Kamala Harris hadn't even announced that she was running for president yet.
April 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The last time the Braves won a baseball game, Jimmy Carter and Betty White were still alive.
April 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is what Joe Biden looked like the last time the Atlanta Braves won a baseball game.
April 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The funniest part is that Starling Marte isn't even holding a bat...
The 2025 Mets want to be gayer than ever and I’m a fan
February 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Since the Yankee have lifted their facial hair policy, here is an AI image of what Derek Jeter would look like with a beard.
February 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The bare face that single handedly ended the Yankees archaic facial hair policy.

Also, I'm sure Goldschmidt is thinking, "you couldn't have done this 2 days ago!?"
February 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
51st state wins!
I have it on good authority that if Canada wins the 4 Nations Championship that President Trump will act swiftly to make Canada the 51st state so that the USA in essence wins the 4 Nations Championship either way.
February 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I have it on good authority that if Canada wins the 4 Nations Championship that President Trump will act swiftly to make Canada the 51st state so that the USA in essence wins the 4 Nations Championship either way.
February 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Pete Alonso got in some infield work today on the back fields.
February 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The Mets released their Theme Game schedule yesterday.
February 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Pete Alonso got in some infield work today on the back fields.
February 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
BREAKING: Elon Musk is threatening to take over the Mets and eliminate all DEI Events and Theme Games.
February 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The Mets have released their 2025 promotion schedule. It includes Drag Queen Story Hour and Big Gay Choir, as well as Ment Bashoona and Wuspoore Womer.
February 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In a clear act of defiance of President Trump and DOGE's DEI elimination, the Mets announced their 2025 DEI Theme Nights.
February 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I polled employees from all 32 MLB teams and they unanimously voted Juan Soto the worst free agent contract of the offseason.

*Note the employees polled range from janitors to concession workers and even as high up as ticket sales reps.
February 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Brandon Nimmo has told me he's working on a new batting stance focused on the far right of the batters box. He's calling it, Project 2025.
February 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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NEWS: Elon Musk's DOGE has its sights set on cutting the Mets spending. In an email obtained by the @natlinquirer.bsky.social, a 20 year old hired from Discord has ordered Mets owner, Steve Cohen, to cease all spending. Payroll dump trades are likely & even contract termination for players & staff.
February 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Are people saying the score bug is too big?
February 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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OK. I'm done with Mark Gooden
February 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Holy shit. That is the most cursed picture I've ever seen in my life.

Lemonparty had nothing on this.
February 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM