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“With blazing eyes and a luminous muzzle the hound appeared from the mist”. The Head of Security comes over all Baskerville.
August 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
“With blazing eyes and a luminous muzzle the hound appeared from the mist”. The Head of Security comes over all Baskerville.
The head of security tracks for spoor.
August 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The head of security tracks for spoor.
Chips and lager. The diet of kings.
August 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Chips and lager. The diet of kings.
Beware of Sidneys bearing gifts.
August 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Beware of Sidneys bearing gifts.
The day just got better. Carlsberg. Undoubtedly the finest cooking lager in the world.
August 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
The day just got better. Carlsberg. Undoubtedly the finest cooking lager in the world.
It’s a lovely day for cricket. A day off from my editorial duties.
August 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
It’s a lovely day for cricket. A day off from my editorial duties.
The sky god awakes.
July 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The sky god awakes.
0530. The mornings are getting darker. Had to put my jungle greens on today as it’s chilly.
July 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
0530. The mornings are getting darker. Had to put my jungle greens on today as it’s chilly.
And another one turns up! This could be a threesome to remember!
July 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
And another one turns up! This could be a threesome to remember!
Love is in the air,
Everywhere I look around.
Love is in the air,
Every sight and every sound.
And it’s not surprising. The beauty perfected just turned up at my table. Be still my beating heart…
Everywhere I look around.
Love is in the air,
Every sight and every sound.
And it’s not surprising. The beauty perfected just turned up at my table. Be still my beating heart…
July 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Love is in the air,
Everywhere I look around.
Love is in the air,
Every sight and every sound.
And it’s not surprising. The beauty perfected just turned up at my table. Be still my beating heart…
Everywhere I look around.
Love is in the air,
Every sight and every sound.
And it’s not surprising. The beauty perfected just turned up at my table. Be still my beating heart…
I walk into a boozer to be told that a gent has left a couple of books for me. I love British pubs.
July 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I walk into a boozer to be told that a gent has left a couple of books for me. I love British pubs.
I had a day off today. Not really a day off as I worked, but more of a day off than I can remember having for a long time. Books. Maps. Pimm’s. I should do it more often.
July 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I had a day off today. Not really a day off as I worked, but more of a day off than I can remember having for a long time. Books. Maps. Pimm’s. I should do it more often.
I’ve come over all Trust House Forte!
July 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’ve come over all Trust House Forte!
Lard Island parakeets. As well as our own microclimate we have species of flora and fauna unique to the island. And a short bloke in a white suit who shouts “Ze plane, ze plane” with alarming regularity.
June 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Lard Island parakeets. As well as our own microclimate we have species of flora and fauna unique to the island. And a short bloke in a white suit who shouts “Ze plane, ze plane” with alarming regularity.
My grandfather worked for a ship builder all his working life until they shut down in 1965. As a child he and I walked through the derelict offices and found a box of unused company folders which, for some unknown reason, we salvaged. I still use them today, such as this “new” one holding my…1/2
June 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My grandfather worked for a ship builder all his working life until they shut down in 1965. As a child he and I walked through the derelict offices and found a box of unused company folders which, for some unknown reason, we salvaged. I still use them today, such as this “new” one holding my…1/2
Sunny day. Good book. Pint of Pimms.
June 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Sunny day. Good book. Pint of Pimms.
In the German watching the test. Ideal.
June 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
In the German watching the test. Ideal.
Getting ten miles in before it gets hot. A beautiful morning.
June 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Getting ten miles in before it gets hot. A beautiful morning.
It’s a long time since I’ve slept under a tree in the park, but suitably refreshed after a ten mile tab, I’m now in what Stormzy tells me is the oldest pub in Britain. Or the world. Built by Boudicca it was a regular haunt of Julius Caesar, Henry VIII, The Platagenets and other historical geezers.
June 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It’s a long time since I’ve slept under a tree in the park, but suitably refreshed after a ten mile tab, I’m now in what Stormzy tells me is the oldest pub in Britain. Or the world. Built by Boudicca it was a regular haunt of Julius Caesar, Henry VIII, The Platagenets and other historical geezers.
There’s no nicer spot to rest awhile than in the shade, by a cricket pitch on a hot day.
June 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
There’s no nicer spot to rest awhile than in the shade, by a cricket pitch on a hot day.
Bonzaaaaaaaaai BONKERS!
June 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Bonzaaaaaaaaai BONKERS!
One man and his dog. Me and the head of security take in the Norfolk vista.
June 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
One man and his dog. Me and the head of security take in the Norfolk vista.
Dinner in Norfolk overlooking the coast. Leaving the world behind for the weekend.
June 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Dinner in Norfolk overlooking the coast. Leaving the world behind for the weekend.
The upper slopes of the Roundwood Estate are the most peaceful and, to my eye, beautiful. The only noise, birdsong.
June 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The upper slopes of the Roundwood Estate are the most peaceful and, to my eye, beautiful. The only noise, birdsong.
No better way to spend an early summer morning than walking out and enjoying our green and pleasant land. Maybe a cider with Rosie later, to complete the literary allusion…
June 12, 2025 at 9:00 AM
No better way to spend an early summer morning than walking out and enjoying our green and pleasant land. Maybe a cider with Rosie later, to complete the literary allusion…