Danaé
@toodan.bsky.social
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Danaé
@toodan.bsky.social
· Dec 12
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Drinking game: take a shot every time "AI" is mentioned in job offers (you'll die btw)
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Drinking game: take a shot every time "AI" is mentioned in job offers (you'll die btw)
update on this: life has been great, i'm free from gachas and i started baking (trying to perfect some matcha cookie recipe rn, so far it's ok but i can make them better for sure)
Please fast forward a week just so I can move into my new place and finally enjoy life again
January 31, 2026 at 10:51 PM
update on this: life has been great, i'm free from gachas and i started baking (trying to perfect some matcha cookie recipe rn, so far it's ok but i can make them better for sure)
Can my damn sauce THICKEN already
January 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Can my damn sauce THICKEN already
Isn't Jesus just Santa but for adults
January 26, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Isn't Jesus just Santa but for adults
So glad to live in the day and age that antique furniture isn't trendy anymore, so I can buy them for dirt cheap and have my dream decoration (that I wanted for 10 years) just as I got my first place ever
January 26, 2026 at 10:24 AM
So glad to live in the day and age that antique furniture isn't trendy anymore, so I can buy them for dirt cheap and have my dream decoration (that I wanted for 10 years) just as I got my first place ever
I won't believe you if you tell me cats aren't expressive
I fought for maybe 2 minutes with my cat to tell him to back off to receive his wet food, and he SIGHED
I fought for maybe 2 minutes with my cat to tell him to back off to receive his wet food, and he SIGHED
January 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I won't believe you if you tell me cats aren't expressive
I fought for maybe 2 minutes with my cat to tell him to back off to receive his wet food, and he SIGHED
I fought for maybe 2 minutes with my cat to tell him to back off to receive his wet food, and he SIGHED
True freedom is when you realize you don't *have* to complete gachas' events
January 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
True freedom is when you realize you don't *have* to complete gachas' events
I keep forgetting about Temu Toodan
January 12, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I keep forgetting about Temu Toodan
Bro WHEN am I supposed to receive my Ao3 invite email thing
Let me read stuff :((((( (ovulating)
Let me read stuff :((((( (ovulating)
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Bro WHEN am I supposed to receive my Ao3 invite email thing
Let me read stuff :((((( (ovulating)
Let me read stuff :((((( (ovulating)
I love how my cat stands on his lil toes when i'm petting him, pushing more against my hand, as if he tries to feel the pets to the fullest
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I love how my cat stands on his lil toes when i'm petting him, pushing more against my hand, as if he tries to feel the pets to the fullest
Boy I was thinking of doing some streams with a cam on, but that whole Grok thing is scary
Why do they have to ruin everyone's fun with their perverted minds and acts
Why do they have to ruin everyone's fun with their perverted minds and acts
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Boy I was thinking of doing some streams with a cam on, but that whole Grok thing is scary
Why do they have to ruin everyone's fun with their perverted minds and acts
Why do they have to ruin everyone's fun with their perverted minds and acts
in love with songbird from cyberpunk 2077
[SPOILER END OF PHANTOM LIBERTY]
yes, even if she lied aka a red flag
[SPOILER END OF PHANTOM LIBERTY]
yes, even if she lied aka a red flag
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
in love with songbird from cyberpunk 2077
[SPOILER END OF PHANTOM LIBERTY]
yes, even if she lied aka a red flag
[SPOILER END OF PHANTOM LIBERTY]
yes, even if she lied aka a red flag
Rare aesthetic: taking the first train to go to work, with people who went to party all night
January 1, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Rare aesthetic: taking the first train to go to work, with people who went to party all night
I haven't showered since last year!
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I haven't showered since last year!
I feel like a wild animal living in a cave when it's lunch break at work and I'm eating in the back office, on a solo shift
Do NOT disturb me (jk, I have to interrupt my break if someone is waiting)
Do NOT disturb me (jk, I have to interrupt my break if someone is waiting)
December 31, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I feel like a wild animal living in a cave when it's lunch break at work and I'm eating in the back office, on a solo shift
Do NOT disturb me (jk, I have to interrupt my break if someone is waiting)
Do NOT disturb me (jk, I have to interrupt my break if someone is waiting)
officially calling myself a gamer after that one
December 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
officially calling myself a gamer after that one
Please fast forward a week just so I can move into my new place and finally enjoy life again
December 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Please fast forward a week just so I can move into my new place and finally enjoy life again
I am not fighting the urges to draw the most cliché things on the welcoming letters for guests coming from other countries
Here's my attempt at a pretzel for a German couple
Here's my attempt at a pretzel for a German couple
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I am not fighting the urges to draw the most cliché things on the welcoming letters for guests coming from other countries
Here's my attempt at a pretzel for a German couple
Here's my attempt at a pretzel for a German couple
Also, I'm moving into an apartment next month
Boy I can't wait to start baking and cooking, maybe sometimes on stream too
Life is going forward, at last
Boy I can't wait to start baking and cooking, maybe sometimes on stream too
Life is going forward, at last
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Also, I'm moving into an apartment next month
Boy I can't wait to start baking and cooking, maybe sometimes on stream too
Life is going forward, at last
Boy I can't wait to start baking and cooking, maybe sometimes on stream too
Life is going forward, at last
A guest commented on my mask (because I'm sick), saying "thank you for protecting us"
Just doing my duty, sir 🫡
Just doing my duty, sir 🫡
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
A guest commented on my mask (because I'm sick), saying "thank you for protecting us"
Just doing my duty, sir 🫡
Just doing my duty, sir 🫡
I genuinely love the guests who have a very neutral face, no smile whatsoever, and then say something nice out of nowhere
A guy earlier at work walked by me as I was cleaning a table, expressionless, and then said "Have a great Sunday"
A guy earlier at work walked by me as I was cleaning a table, expressionless, and then said "Have a great Sunday"
December 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I genuinely love the guests who have a very neutral face, no smile whatsoever, and then say something nice out of nowhere
A guy earlier at work walked by me as I was cleaning a table, expressionless, and then said "Have a great Sunday"
A guy earlier at work walked by me as I was cleaning a table, expressionless, and then said "Have a great Sunday"
I'm working as a receptionist, and the other day, a guest left the hotel a day early, saying "he'd be sleeping over at someone's place"
I said it's alright, but he added, panicked, "It's not what you think!"
Mhmh...
I said it's alright, but he added, panicked, "It's not what you think!"
Mhmh...
December 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I'm working as a receptionist, and the other day, a guest left the hotel a day early, saying "he'd be sleeping over at someone's place"
I said it's alright, but he added, panicked, "It's not what you think!"
Mhmh...
I said it's alright, but he added, panicked, "It's not what you think!"
Mhmh...
Bedrotting with a cat truly hits different
December 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Bedrotting with a cat truly hits different