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Our country is giving me the same vibe that it had after the World Trade Center collapsed.
April 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Our country is giving me the same vibe that it had after the World Trade Center collapsed.
I swear, this penguin pile-up might be genius. I mean, it's taken SignalGate out of the news.
April 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I swear, this penguin pile-up might be genius. I mean, it's taken SignalGate out of the news.
All these cam girl boobs started looking the same after the first few, uh, tries.
April 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
All these cam girl boobs started looking the same after the first few, uh, tries.
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Wisconsin to Musk:
April 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Wisconsin to Musk:
I cruise through the holiday candy aisle, come to the peeps and say Yum! Then I think of all that yellow goo coursing through my veins, clogging up my precious bodily fluids.
Then I found the chocolate eggs, pick up a carton and pat myself on the back for my wise decision.
Then I found the chocolate eggs, pick up a carton and pat myself on the back for my wise decision.
March 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I cruise through the holiday candy aisle, come to the peeps and say Yum! Then I think of all that yellow goo coursing through my veins, clogging up my precious bodily fluids.
Then I found the chocolate eggs, pick up a carton and pat myself on the back for my wise decision.
Then I found the chocolate eggs, pick up a carton and pat myself on the back for my wise decision.
Trump's call to Putin:
Trump: "What's the plan, fearless leader?"
Putin: "The usual. Kill Ukrainians, fake peace, and then..."
Trump: "Yes?"
Putin: "We do Zoom meeting and I get virtual blow-job."
Trump: "Um... topper or long stroke?"
Trump: "What's the plan, fearless leader?"
Putin: "The usual. Kill Ukrainians, fake peace, and then..."
Trump: "Yes?"
Putin: "We do Zoom meeting and I get virtual blow-job."
Trump: "Um... topper or long stroke?"
March 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Trump's call to Putin:
Trump: "What's the plan, fearless leader?"
Putin: "The usual. Kill Ukrainians, fake peace, and then..."
Trump: "Yes?"
Putin: "We do Zoom meeting and I get virtual blow-job."
Trump: "Um... topper or long stroke?"
Trump: "What's the plan, fearless leader?"
Putin: "The usual. Kill Ukrainians, fake peace, and then..."
Trump: "Yes?"
Putin: "We do Zoom meeting and I get virtual blow-job."
Trump: "Um... topper or long stroke?"
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Cheerleaders for Kennedy? Or the package mock-up for Roadkill Delite...?
March 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Cheerleaders for Kennedy? Or the package mock-up for Roadkill Delite...?
Called up my repug Congressional rep... one of those no-town hall cowards.
I made chicken noises. I cluck pretty good.
I made chicken noises. I cluck pretty good.
March 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Called up my repug Congressional rep... one of those no-town hall cowards.
I made chicken noises. I cluck pretty good.
I made chicken noises. I cluck pretty good.
Send congrats to Chuck Schumer...
On being the Senate's last surviving eunuch.
On being the Senate's last surviving eunuch.
March 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Send congrats to Chuck Schumer...
On being the Senate's last surviving eunuch.
On being the Senate's last surviving eunuch.
A new sign posted at the White House entrance:
YOU MUST BE THIS STUPD TO ENTER THE BUILDING!
Then you are directed to stick your hand in a toaster.
YOU MUST BE THIS STUPD TO ENTER THE BUILDING!
Then you are directed to stick your hand in a toaster.
March 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A new sign posted at the White House entrance:
YOU MUST BE THIS STUPD TO ENTER THE BUILDING!
Then you are directed to stick your hand in a toaster.
YOU MUST BE THIS STUPD TO ENTER THE BUILDING!
Then you are directed to stick your hand in a toaster.
So, those devices that plug into an outlet and ward off mice and bugs... is there one that repels repuglicans?
It'd be a goldmine for somebody.
Or is it best to just run an old VHS of the Rocky Horror Picture Show on an endless loop?
It'd be a goldmine for somebody.
Or is it best to just run an old VHS of the Rocky Horror Picture Show on an endless loop?
March 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
So, those devices that plug into an outlet and ward off mice and bugs... is there one that repels repuglicans?
It'd be a goldmine for somebody.
Or is it best to just run an old VHS of the Rocky Horror Picture Show on an endless loop?
It'd be a goldmine for somebody.
Or is it best to just run an old VHS of the Rocky Horror Picture Show on an endless loop?
Is today an up is down day? Down is up? Are we back to level, or are we doing inverted horizon?
Flat earth? Twilight Zone? I just wanna know before I go out and pee on the lawn.
Flat earth? Twilight Zone? I just wanna know before I go out and pee on the lawn.
March 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Is today an up is down day? Down is up? Are we back to level, or are we doing inverted horizon?
Flat earth? Twilight Zone? I just wanna know before I go out and pee on the lawn.
Flat earth? Twilight Zone? I just wanna know before I go out and pee on the lawn.
"Donald Trump here for Shamwow."
March 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"Donald Trump here for Shamwow."
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It's looking like the pus sac's plan is to crash everything prior to budget reconciliation as an excuse for declaring an economic emergency and draconian cuts.
March 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It's looking like the pus sac's plan is to crash everything prior to budget reconciliation as an excuse for declaring an economic emergency and draconian cuts.
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Looking forward to it!
a woman sitting on a couch with a bowl of popcorn in her hands
ALT: a woman sitting on a couch with a bowl of popcorn in her hands
media.tenor.com
March 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Looking forward to it!
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Happy Tuesday, Tony.
Let's breakout the marshmallows and very long sticks.
Let's breakout the marshmallows and very long sticks.
March 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Happy Tuesday, Tony.
Let's breakout the marshmallows and very long sticks.
Let's breakout the marshmallows and very long sticks.
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May they all burn.
March 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
May they all burn.
I love the smell of burning cybertrucks in the morning.
Smells like napalm.
Like victory.
Smells like napalm.
Like victory.
March 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I love the smell of burning cybertrucks in the morning.
Smells like napalm.
Like victory.
Smells like napalm.
Like victory.
I'm calling the Trump depression the Orange Crush.
March 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I'm calling the Trump depression the Orange Crush.
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Damn DEI cavemen!
March 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Damn DEI cavemen!
For those who like my posts, thanks so much!
Some tag lines that I use...
Dolt 45
Felon 47
For Space X Ketamine 13 (for the rockets blowing up)
Some tag lines that I use...
Dolt 45
Felon 47
For Space X Ketamine 13 (for the rockets blowing up)
March 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
For those who like my posts, thanks so much!
Some tag lines that I use...
Dolt 45
Felon 47
For Space X Ketamine 13 (for the rockets blowing up)
Some tag lines that I use...
Dolt 45
Felon 47
For Space X Ketamine 13 (for the rockets blowing up)