I think I prefer the meteorological seasons where I only need one outfit for the day to feel comfortable

Potato chips are the drug that’s going to earn me an intervention.

The first American pope looks nothing like Jude Law

I’m convinced most of the recent macOS updates are just ploys to get me to forget to re-disable Apple Intelligence

I know what you’re thinking: We should mirror the United States government based on how this website is run.

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

I love you too Ontario, Canada

I would like to think Toothless and Penny Cupcake Superkitty for their help resolving internet connectivity issues this morning. Your efforts definitely helped and were totally not disruptive.

Roger Goodell, on the NFL’s DEI policies moving forward: “We’re not in this because it’s a trend. It’s about attracting the best talents.”

“I think we’ll continue those efforts.”

18F along with the US Digital Service were one of the bright sparks in making government work better. Direct File has been a successful innovation to allow people to do tax reporting for free.
Think we can safely give up on the notion that Musk is interested in improving government capacity.

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