Tom?!
@tomphilip.bsky.social
I dont like this any more than you do. Writer in AV Club, NY Times, GQ, ClickHole, CollegeHumor, others. Nice to meet u. www.tomphilip.co
I’ll still never forgive myself for having a fun weekend 3 years ago
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’ll still never forgive myself for having a fun weekend 3 years ago
in times of great stress it's so important to ignore everything and rearrange all your furniture
October 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
in times of great stress it's so important to ignore everything and rearrange all your furniture
Living with a cat update: I’ve started calling out “if you’re in here I surrender” every time I enter a room
July 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Living with a cat update: I’ve started calling out “if you’re in here I surrender” every time I enter a room
why did we even bother to keep making movies after RRR
June 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
why did we even bother to keep making movies after RRR
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If anyone has a hidden Rosary and would like to use it, now is the time
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If anyone has a hidden Rosary and would like to use it, now is the time
I don't want to go to work I want to get a little stoned and needlessly develop a new, different filing system for my hard drive movie collection
May 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I don't want to go to work I want to get a little stoned and needlessly develop a new, different filing system for my hard drive movie collection
Sam Rockwell is the best actor in the world at being "a guy". If you're making a movie and you need someone to come in, be a guy, and nail it? Look no further than mr. Sam Rockwell, baby.
March 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Sam Rockwell is the best actor in the world at being "a guy". If you're making a movie and you need someone to come in, be a guy, and nail it? Look no further than mr. Sam Rockwell, baby.
The funniest thing about the Conjuring movies is that catholicism is straight-up real and humanity's first defense against evil
March 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The funniest thing about the Conjuring movies is that catholicism is straight-up real and humanity's first defense against evil
Not to be dramatic but I feel like all my problems will be over as soon as we get Simpsons Hit and Run + Need For Speed Underground 2 remasters.
March 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Not to be dramatic but I feel like all my problems will be over as soon as we get Simpsons Hit and Run + Need For Speed Underground 2 remasters.
I can't believe Ghostface has an Oscar now
March 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I can't believe Ghostface has an Oscar now
“I won’t be egregious” mate you’re Adrian Brody
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“I won’t be egregious” mate you’re Adrian Brody
I think as a culture we should still be talking about the Adele Dazeem thing… so much
March 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I think as a culture we should still be talking about the Adele Dazeem thing… so much
Adding my voice to the chorus saying you're gonna want to watch tonight's Severance as soon as possible. Beautiful and mad. breaks the series wide open and goes places I thought it would take multiple more seasons to get to
February 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Adding my voice to the chorus saying you're gonna want to watch tonight's Severance as soon as possible. Beautiful and mad. breaks the series wide open and goes places I thought it would take multiple more seasons to get to
There's a current world shortage of eccentric pervert filmmakers and it's harming society
February 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
There's a current world shortage of eccentric pervert filmmakers and it's harming society
switching wikipedia to dark mode has opened up so many new opportunities for my dogshit sleep schedule
February 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
switching wikipedia to dark mode has opened up so many new opportunities for my dogshit sleep schedule
Best thing about living in cobble hill is you sometimes hear a really good boat honk from the east river. To that point, there was a really good boat honk just now
February 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Best thing about living in cobble hill is you sometimes hear a really good boat honk from the east river. To that point, there was a really good boat honk just now
This fucking SHOW and this fuckin ACTING in its unspoken moments, man.
January 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This fucking SHOW and this fuckin ACTING in its unspoken moments, man.
Went quiet at lunch bc I was thinking about how mary and marv are nearly the same name
December 23, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Went quiet at lunch bc I was thinking about how mary and marv are nearly the same name
you should be paying ME to read my aura!!!!!!!
September 19, 2023 at 4:36 AM
you should be paying ME to read my aura!!!!!!!
Oppenheimer would have fuckin crushed a youtube apology vid
July 28, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Oppenheimer would have fuckin crushed a youtube apology vid
dave bautista should have been a Ken in BARBIE. This is the first and last strong opinion I will ever have.
July 26, 2023 at 3:05 AM
dave bautista should have been a Ken in BARBIE. This is the first and last strong opinion I will ever have.
Oppenheimer is an urgent, horrifying, heartrending movie about becoming middle management.
July 25, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Oppenheimer is an urgent, horrifying, heartrending movie about becoming middle management.
Are anvils real anymore or just in cartoons. Where can I go to see one
July 21, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Are anvils real anymore or just in cartoons. Where can I go to see one
holding a paper cup of water in my shaking hand with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders after remembering Eva Green was 26 in Casino Royale
July 18, 2023 at 2:33 AM
holding a paper cup of water in my shaking hand with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders after remembering Eva Green was 26 in Casino Royale
is everyone being normal about Barbie here or does the twitter math carry over
July 17, 2023 at 8:14 PM
is everyone being normal about Barbie here or does the twitter math carry over