The cats just come running into the living room carrying the front doormat with him.. why does he do these things?

Both kids are sat on their switches, watching youtube videos of people playing games they both have on their switches... Madness.

Now that's how you take a penalty... No messing #LIVTOT

3 FA cup games on tonight. None on TV just one on BBC red button and iPlayer, with no studio analysis and just a commentator.... That's shocking from all aspects #EmiratesFACup #FACup

It’s 18 years since Matt Taylor’s left peg did this from distance.

Ridiculous behaviour.

Got him a Christmas bow tie...

Daily Conundrum 15 🕰️

Clue: Acting Royalty (5,5)

Friday’s answer (14) Serena Williams

Fact: Serena is only player to bag a Career Golden Slam in both singles + doubles 🎾

🗓️ New conundrum 10(ish), mon to fri!

ℹ️ Enjoy today - tomorrow will be harder!🤣

⛔️ NO spoilers/hints!

Countdown(Mon-Fri C4)

Doesn't want to sit on the sofa with me, but he'll happily lie in n floor next to the sofa. And I don't know where he's got the tea towel he's lay on from. But he's made himself comfy.

Wakes me up at 6 this morning for "play time" and now he's just sat staring at me....

They should sit him and max out. And let Lawson and Yuki race the red bull, winner gets the next years seat.

Since when did they start only doing 24 chocolates in an advent calendar.... Have I completely missed this or is this a new thing????

The context is a Twitter account paying to pretend to be Enzo Fernandez quoting an account which paid to impersonate Ethan Nwaneri which quotes an account being paid by a betting firm and who hasn't had an original thought in 125k tweets. All of whom get paid per bad faith interaction. Twitter = 🚮

Youngest lost a tooth today always happens when he's at mine and not his mum's so always me that gets to play tooth fairy, and he's took himself to bed at 7 so he'll no doubt be up at 5.... So that's something.

Happy Saturday.

Franco out qualified Albon by over half a second.... Get that boy a seat next season ..... #f1 #lasvegasgp

Been up and hour can't get back to sleep and now my kitten thinks it's playtime, so that's good....

May as well make my first post my little kitten.