@tomofvienna.bsky.social
Feb 16, 2026
Dear Diary,
Another day gone, still not the obituary we are waiting for.
But one day closer.
Dear Diary,
Another day gone, still not the obituary we are waiting for.
But one day closer.
February 16, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Feb 16, 2026
Dear Diary,
Another day gone, still not the obituary we are waiting for.
But one day closer.
Dear Diary,
Another day gone, still not the obituary we are waiting for.
But one day closer.
Feb. 15, 2026
Dear Diary,
this is so spot on:
Dear Diary,
this is so spot on:
Our ambassador was pleasantly surprised that holographic stickers are still a thing out in human cities.
February 15, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Feb. 15, 2026
Dear Diary,
this is so spot on:
Dear Diary,
this is so spot on:
Feb 13, 2026
Dear Diary,
Historian Jon Meachum: "His reality show is our reality."
Damn.
We are all unwilling participators in a global Truman-Show. And not only are we not paid for being extras, we pay the price.
Dear Diary,
Historian Jon Meachum: "His reality show is our reality."
Damn.
We are all unwilling participators in a global Truman-Show. And not only are we not paid for being extras, we pay the price.
February 13, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Feb 13, 2026
Dear Diary,
Historian Jon Meachum: "His reality show is our reality."
Damn.
We are all unwilling participators in a global Truman-Show. And not only are we not paid for being extras, we pay the price.
Dear Diary,
Historian Jon Meachum: "His reality show is our reality."
Damn.
We are all unwilling participators in a global Truman-Show. And not only are we not paid for being extras, we pay the price.
Feb 12, 2026
Dear Diary,
Pam Bondi's behavior is confirmatiomn that there is a fierce competition in the Trump administration about who can suck up best to the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡.
Dear Diary,
Pam Bondi's behavior is confirmatiomn that there is a fierce competition in the Trump administration about who can suck up best to the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡.
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Feb 12, 2026
Dear Diary,
Pam Bondi's behavior is confirmatiomn that there is a fierce competition in the Trump administration about who can suck up best to the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡.
Dear Diary,
Pam Bondi's behavior is confirmatiomn that there is a fierce competition in the Trump administration about who can suck up best to the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡.
Feb 11, 2026
Dear Diary,
Seems he is still around.
Damn.
Dear Diary,
Seems he is still around.
Damn.
February 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Feb 11, 2026
Dear Diary,
Seems he is still around.
Damn.
Dear Diary,
Seems he is still around.
Damn.
Jan 10, 2026
Dear Diary,
One day closer to the end (?).
But at least Randy Rainbow found time to sum it up perfectly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnR7...
Dear Diary,
One day closer to the end (?).
But at least Randy Rainbow found time to sum it up perfectly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnR7...
Lyin' and Spinnin' (and Cheatin' and Hidin') - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
YouTube video by Randy Rainbow
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Jan 10, 2026
Dear Diary,
One day closer to the end (?).
But at least Randy Rainbow found time to sum it up perfectly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnR7...
Dear Diary,
One day closer to the end (?).
But at least Randy Rainbow found time to sum it up perfectly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnR7...
Jan 9, 2026
Dear Diary,
Not a mathematician, so I hope I get that right. I told myself that every day reduces n, days remaining until he keels over, by 1, until n=0.
We do not know that number, so it is x.
On Jan 20, 2025 it was n≥x,
So today n≥x-385, right?
I had not counted on x being so high.
Dear Diary,
Not a mathematician, so I hope I get that right. I told myself that every day reduces n, days remaining until he keels over, by 1, until n=0.
We do not know that number, so it is x.
On Jan 20, 2025 it was n≥x,
So today n≥x-385, right?
I had not counted on x being so high.
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Jan 9, 2026
Dear Diary,
Not a mathematician, so I hope I get that right. I told myself that every day reduces n, days remaining until he keels over, by 1, until n=0.
We do not know that number, so it is x.
On Jan 20, 2025 it was n≥x,
So today n≥x-385, right?
I had not counted on x being so high.
Dear Diary,
Not a mathematician, so I hope I get that right. I told myself that every day reduces n, days remaining until he keels over, by 1, until n=0.
We do not know that number, so it is x.
On Jan 20, 2025 it was n≥x,
So today n≥x-385, right?
I had not counted on x being so high.
Jan 8, 2026
Dear Diary,
On the plus side - the world has survived another day, despite the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡 and all his fellow 🤡🤡.
One day closer to the day when he will inevitable keel over...
And a friend sent me a photo of the first snowdrop.
Dear Diary,
On the plus side - the world has survived another day, despite the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡 and all his fellow 🤡🤡.
One day closer to the day when he will inevitable keel over...
And a friend sent me a photo of the first snowdrop.
February 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Jan 8, 2026
Dear Diary,
On the plus side - the world has survived another day, despite the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡 and all his fellow 🤡🤡.
One day closer to the day when he will inevitable keel over...
And a friend sent me a photo of the first snowdrop.
Dear Diary,
On the plus side - the world has survived another day, despite the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡 and all his fellow 🤡🤡.
One day closer to the day when he will inevitable keel over...
And a friend sent me a photo of the first snowdrop.
Jan 7, 2026
Dear Diary,
As Michael Wolff said - the 🍊🤡 is obviously🦇💩🥜🥜(nuts) and still media are not able to call it what it is.
Dear Diary,
As Michael Wolff said - the 🍊🤡 is obviously🦇💩🥜🥜(nuts) and still media are not able to call it what it is.
February 7, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Jan 7, 2026
Dear Diary,
As Michael Wolff said - the 🍊🤡 is obviously🦇💩🥜🥜(nuts) and still media are not able to call it what it is.
Dear Diary,
As Michael Wolff said - the 🍊🤡 is obviously🦇💩🥜🥜(nuts) and still media are not able to call it what it is.
Feb 6, 2026
Dear Diary,
What can I say was the worst from the overflowing sewer that is the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡 in the last 24 hours? The post about the Obamas? The insane claims about polls and economy? How his only regret about the murders that his goons comitted in Minnesotas is the "bad publicity" they make?
Dear Diary,
What can I say was the worst from the overflowing sewer that is the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡 in the last 24 hours? The post about the Obamas? The insane claims about polls and economy? How his only regret about the murders that his goons comitted in Minnesotas is the "bad publicity" they make?
February 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Feb 6, 2026
Dear Diary,
What can I say was the worst from the overflowing sewer that is the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡 in the last 24 hours? The post about the Obamas? The insane claims about polls and economy? How his only regret about the murders that his goons comitted in Minnesotas is the "bad publicity" they make?
Dear Diary,
What can I say was the worst from the overflowing sewer that is the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡 in the last 24 hours? The post about the Obamas? The insane claims about polls and economy? How his only regret about the murders that his goons comitted in Minnesotas is the "bad publicity" they make?
Jan 5, 2026
Dear Diary,
The "remarks" the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡 delivered at the "National Prayer Breakfast" - insane lies and bragging about "achievements", hateful attacks on everyone who dares speak out against him - should make even the most radical atheist consider stronger blasphemy laws.
God help us all.
Dear Diary,
The "remarks" the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡 delivered at the "National Prayer Breakfast" - insane lies and bragging about "achievements", hateful attacks on everyone who dares speak out against him - should make even the most radical atheist consider stronger blasphemy laws.
God help us all.
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Jan 5, 2026
Dear Diary,
The "remarks" the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡 delivered at the "National Prayer Breakfast" - insane lies and bragging about "achievements", hateful attacks on everyone who dares speak out against him - should make even the most radical atheist consider stronger blasphemy laws.
God help us all.
Dear Diary,
The "remarks" the 🦇💩🤪🍊🤡 delivered at the "National Prayer Breakfast" - insane lies and bragging about "achievements", hateful attacks on everyone who dares speak out against him - should make even the most radical atheist consider stronger blasphemy laws.
God help us all.
I agree, especially with the use of the term "incompetent corrupt sociopathic fucknuckles", which perfectly captures the nature of these twats.
Oh, maybe just add "and great friends of Jeffrey".
Oh, maybe just add "and great friends of Jeffrey".
February 4, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I agree, especially with the use of the term "incompetent corrupt sociopathic fucknuckles", which perfectly captures the nature of these twats.
Oh, maybe just add "and great friends of Jeffrey".
Oh, maybe just add "and great friends of Jeffrey".
Reposted
Jan 4, 2026
Dear Diary,
How long will this go on?
🦇💩🤪🍊 🤡 still ranting at journalists, saying they are doing a bad job bc they are asking him questions.
Dear Diary,
How long will this go on?
🦇💩🤪🍊 🤡 still ranting at journalists, saying they are doing a bad job bc they are asking him questions.
February 4, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Jan 4, 2026
Dear Diary,
How long will this go on?
🦇💩🤪🍊 🤡 still ranting at journalists, saying they are doing a bad job bc they are asking him questions.
Dear Diary,
How long will this go on?
🦇💩🤪🍊 🤡 still ranting at journalists, saying they are doing a bad job bc they are asking him questions.
A short guide to Trumpese, 4:
"Nobody has done more" = I did nothing and never will do anything about it.
"Nobody knows more about it than I do" = I have no idea.
"I know nothing about it" = I know this it is very, very bad for me.
"Everybody says so" = Nobody ever said so.
"In two weeks" = never.
"Nobody has done more" = I did nothing and never will do anything about it.
"Nobody knows more about it than I do" = I have no idea.
"I know nothing about it" = I know this it is very, very bad for me.
"Everybody says so" = Nobody ever said so.
"In two weeks" = never.
February 4, 2026 at 8:07 AM
A short guide to Trumpese, 4:
"Nobody has done more" = I did nothing and never will do anything about it.
"Nobody knows more about it than I do" = I have no idea.
"I know nothing about it" = I know this it is very, very bad for me.
"Everybody says so" = Nobody ever said so.
"In two weeks" = never.
"Nobody has done more" = I did nothing and never will do anything about it.
"Nobody knows more about it than I do" = I have no idea.
"I know nothing about it" = I know this it is very, very bad for me.
"Everybody says so" = Nobody ever said so.
"In two weeks" = never.
A short guide to Trumpese, 3:
"I won" = I lost, and any normal person would accept that, but of course I am not normal.
"Never before in history" = It is something that happens all the time.
"The biggest" = Certainly not and actually like my pee-pee.
"I won" = I lost, and any normal person would accept that, but of course I am not normal.
"Never before in history" = It is something that happens all the time.
"The biggest" = Certainly not and actually like my pee-pee.
February 4, 2026 at 8:05 AM
A short guide to Trumpese, 3:
"I won" = I lost, and any normal person would accept that, but of course I am not normal.
"Never before in history" = It is something that happens all the time.
"The biggest" = Certainly not and actually like my pee-pee.
"I won" = I lost, and any normal person would accept that, but of course I am not normal.
"Never before in history" = It is something that happens all the time.
"The biggest" = Certainly not and actually like my pee-pee.
A short guide to Trumpese, 2:
"To tell the truth" = expect a lie that is so absurd that only I could come up with it, anyone else would choke on it.
"Frankly" - I am going to be completely dishonest.
"He came to me and said, "Sir", he said" = What I am going to brag about definitely never happened.
"To tell the truth" = expect a lie that is so absurd that only I could come up with it, anyone else would choke on it.
"Frankly" - I am going to be completely dishonest.
"He came to me and said, "Sir", he said" = What I am going to brag about definitely never happened.
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 AM
A short guide to Trumpese, 2:
"To tell the truth" = expect a lie that is so absurd that only I could come up with it, anyone else would choke on it.
"Frankly" - I am going to be completely dishonest.
"He came to me and said, "Sir", he said" = What I am going to brag about definitely never happened.
"To tell the truth" = expect a lie that is so absurd that only I could come up with it, anyone else would choke on it.
"Frankly" - I am going to be completely dishonest.
"He came to me and said, "Sir", he said" = What I am going to brag about definitely never happened.
A short guide to Trumpese 1:
"When you think about it" = I am going to propose a "solution" to a problem I made up to deflect from a real problem.
"Think about it" = I want to shift the narrative away from the Epstein files to something I made up.
"When you think about it" = I am going to propose a "solution" to a problem I made up to deflect from a real problem.
"Think about it" = I want to shift the narrative away from the Epstein files to something I made up.
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 AM
A short guide to Trumpese 1:
"When you think about it" = I am going to propose a "solution" to a problem I made up to deflect from a real problem.
"Think about it" = I want to shift the narrative away from the Epstein files to something I made up.
"When you think about it" = I am going to propose a "solution" to a problem I made up to deflect from a real problem.
"Think about it" = I want to shift the narrative away from the Epstein files to something I made up.
Feb 3, 2026
Dear Diary,
The short-fingered vulgarian had to end a presser bc he was "extremely late".
Now the question everybody is asking is - was he maybe too late to get to the bathroom in time?
Dear Diary,
The short-fingered vulgarian had to end a presser bc he was "extremely late".
Now the question everybody is asking is - was he maybe too late to get to the bathroom in time?
February 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Feb 3, 2026
Dear Diary,
The short-fingered vulgarian had to end a presser bc he was "extremely late".
Now the question everybody is asking is - was he maybe too late to get to the bathroom in time?
Dear Diary,
The short-fingered vulgarian had to end a presser bc he was "extremely late".
Now the question everybody is asking is - was he maybe too late to get to the bathroom in time?
Feb 1, 2026
Dear Diary,
I can't. I really cannot bear this any much longer.
When you look up "depravity" in the dictionary, you get a well known orange face as illustration.
Dear Diary,
I can't. I really cannot bear this any much longer.
When you look up "depravity" in the dictionary, you get a well known orange face as illustration.
February 2, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Feb 1, 2026
Dear Diary,
I can't. I really cannot bear this any much longer.
When you look up "depravity" in the dictionary, you get a well known orange face as illustration.
Dear Diary,
I can't. I really cannot bear this any much longer.
When you look up "depravity" in the dictionary, you get a well known orange face as illustration.
Jan 31, 2026
Dear Diary,
I have to say, 2026 was one of the worst years ever, but at least it's over.
What do you mean by "it has only been a month"?
Dear Diary,
I have to say, 2026 was one of the worst years ever, but at least it's over.
What do you mean by "it has only been a month"?
January 31, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Jan 31, 2026
Dear Diary,
I have to say, 2026 was one of the worst years ever, but at least it's over.
What do you mean by "it has only been a month"?
Dear Diary,
I have to say, 2026 was one of the worst years ever, but at least it's over.
What do you mean by "it has only been a month"?
Jan 30, 2026
Dear Diary,
So Orange Caligula really sues the IRS for "reputational harm", at the tune of at least 10 billion dollars? Why? I guess bc he can and wants to die a rich man. Maybe he wants to bribe Satan, so he will get a seat next to his favorite dictators in history? Let it be soon.
Dear Diary,
So Orange Caligula really sues the IRS for "reputational harm", at the tune of at least 10 billion dollars? Why? I guess bc he can and wants to die a rich man. Maybe he wants to bribe Satan, so he will get a seat next to his favorite dictators in history? Let it be soon.
January 30, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Jan 30, 2026
Dear Diary,
So Orange Caligula really sues the IRS for "reputational harm", at the tune of at least 10 billion dollars? Why? I guess bc he can and wants to die a rich man. Maybe he wants to bribe Satan, so he will get a seat next to his favorite dictators in history? Let it be soon.
Dear Diary,
So Orange Caligula really sues the IRS for "reputational harm", at the tune of at least 10 billion dollars? Why? I guess bc he can and wants to die a rich man. Maybe he wants to bribe Satan, so he will get a seat next to his favorite dictators in history? Let it be soon.
Jan. 29, 2026
Dear Diary!
As there is more and more reporting on the rants of the Lunatic in Chief, how long can people around him pretend not to notice that he has lost his f***ing mind?
Dear Diary!
As there is more and more reporting on the rants of the Lunatic in Chief, how long can people around him pretend not to notice that he has lost his f***ing mind?
January 29, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Jan. 29, 2026
Dear Diary!
As there is more and more reporting on the rants of the Lunatic in Chief, how long can people around him pretend not to notice that he has lost his f***ing mind?
Dear Diary!
As there is more and more reporting on the rants of the Lunatic in Chief, how long can people around him pretend not to notice that he has lost his f***ing mind?
Jan 28, 2026
Dear Diary,
Another day of madness and displays of callous cruelty. I wonder how long we have to wait for the day
When that Man is Dead and Gone:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...
Dear Diary,
Another day of madness and displays of callous cruelty. I wonder how long we have to wait for the day
When that Man is Dead and Gone:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...
When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
www.youtube.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Jan 28, 2026
Dear Diary,
Another day of madness and displays of callous cruelty. I wonder how long we have to wait for the day
When that Man is Dead and Gone:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...
Dear Diary,
Another day of madness and displays of callous cruelty. I wonder how long we have to wait for the day
When that Man is Dead and Gone:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...
Jan 27, 2026
Dear Diary,
Could not face the news yesterday. Still the same today.
USA now in full blown constitutional crisis, as legislative and judicial branch are not able (or willing) to hold the madman accountable who continues to defile the WH with every breath he takes.
Dear Diary,
Could not face the news yesterday. Still the same today.
USA now in full blown constitutional crisis, as legislative and judicial branch are not able (or willing) to hold the madman accountable who continues to defile the WH with every breath he takes.
January 27, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Jan 27, 2026
Dear Diary,
Could not face the news yesterday. Still the same today.
USA now in full blown constitutional crisis, as legislative and judicial branch are not able (or willing) to hold the madman accountable who continues to defile the WH with every breath he takes.
Dear Diary,
Could not face the news yesterday. Still the same today.
USA now in full blown constitutional crisis, as legislative and judicial branch are not able (or willing) to hold the madman accountable who continues to defile the WH with every breath he takes.